Saturday, June 5, 2010

Celine

HARRLOOOOO BELLY CELLY JELLY KELLY MELLY NELLY TELLY VELLY WELLY SILLY SMELLY CELLY.

HAHA i think ive incorporated like five names there...if you count velly as one...which could possibly be one...actually any word could be a name if you think about it...im just gonna make up a name...like...kirelly. That was totally random...i just saw hello kitty, and that name just popped up like that.

ANYWAYS THATS NOT THE POINT. One of the above people requested a dedication :) HAHAHA which reminds me of the reaally exciting, upbeat Richard Mercer's Love Song Dedications. Dayum they were awesome...his voice was so...calming......so....sleepy.................

BUT YES, HELLO CELINE!!! that just gave the riddle away...not that it was really a riddle....WHATS UP? haha which reminds me of barney from HIMYM. except he says what up...instead of whats up.

Yeah...SO HIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL what are you meant to write in dedications anyway? :P

Love you? Yes? okay then love youuuu!! :D

~heelorli

Not my week.

Mood: happyyyyyy

YAYYYYYY!!!!

Okay post is meant to be a pissed off one, coz i was planning to blog about my crappy week where i was on a totally bad-luck-streak.
So im gonna list all these bad luck events, to get a bigger picture of this week.

Monday- Thursday: the obvious, but im not gonna say it because ive been talking about this the whole week and ive taken it too far and should just get over it.
Friday: i got freaking paint on my uniform and i dont think i can completely get it off.
Saturday: A FEW THINGS

1) When i went swimming, i pushed off the wall in pretty cold water. After a lap or so, i felt some skin flapping on my toe, so i touched it, and because i have such crap eyesight, combined with my foggy goggles, which claimed to be anti-fog goggles, i couldnt really see what it was the was flapping. So THE VERY FREAKING STUPID ME decided to tug on the piece of skin to see if it was just lose skin. VERY SURPRISINGLY, it started to hurt. So i swam for like 55 minutes with what i thought was a minor cut on my toe, trying to persevere because im so manly. Even through flipper-wearing, backstroke, breastroke, which really kinda affected it coz i just felt the blood rush to my legs, and i was hoping blood wouldnt come out. AND IT DIDNT. SO THAT WAS A PRETTY VALID EXPERIMENT TO DETERMINE WHETHER BLOOD COMES OUT IN WATER! That means girls, you're all good ;) If that made any sense at all, or was that 'joke' too subtle? Whatever, that's not important. What's important is my toe. :D Coz im so important. No. That wasn't even funny. Okay, so it was like the last 5 minutes when we had to get out of the pool coz we were doing dives. When we got out, i looked down, and saw blood just dripping from my foot. But because the instructor dude was explaining what to do, i couldn't interrupt him.

THEN when he finished, i told him that my foot was kinda bleeding...then we went to get the life guard dude, and my foot was dripping even more blood onto the floor...and it was quite inconvenient, coz then Hao had to step over it to dive. SORRY! So then yeah the life guard dude gave me these cloth thingys and fully squeezed the cut and it fricking hurt. It was the most painful injury since me falling over from doing side sashays in a primary school P.E. lesson.

Yeah i was afraid that i would contract an STI of some sort while i was swimming...

What an eventful day....OH and also at Cracker Carnival Diana scared me from behind, and i screamed, which scared this woman with a kid, and she was fully staring at me for scaring her...she was damn pissed. >___>

Anyways, my foot hurts so im gonna stop typing :D

BYEEE!!!

~heelorli

Friday, June 4, 2010

How do you explain Erosion in English to a Japanese Girl?

Mood: excittttedd

Haha right now, im NOT being distracted by HIMYM. ITS REALLY FUNNY. I used to switch on the tv and see that HIMYM was on, and EVERYTIME i saw them, they were in a bar. So i ignorantly thought, "how boring, they're always in the bar, sitting down." and then i started watching it from the very beginning, and it all makes sense.

SO ANYWAYS, today was soooo exciting :D Firstly, the rain was like srsly no jokingly fully torrentially bucketing cats and dogs, and just to even cross the tiny bit between the toilets and the cola, you had to actually bother taking your umbrella out from the bottom of your bag, even though my bag isnt really quite that deep at all, and set it up, just to cross as section with a distance less than two metres, or else you wouldve been drenched and dripping and soaking and wet. no, that was not a hyperbole. yes it was.

But then, the Nagoyaaa girls came. Thank gooooodness it wasnt raining when we ようこそう-ed them...(welcomed them) >__> just getting into the Japanese spirit. Yeah, so we said our hellos, and hajimemashites, and our giving of the letters, and the 50c kangaroo keyrings, and then our awkward silences and smiling and then FINALLY it started raining...which was quite stupid of me to have taken my umbrella out of my bag, and then left it in the cola. >__>

AND OMGOISSSSHHHH my girl was called Mizuki, and we have so much in common!! :P
1) She likes swimming - like when i asked her what sport she liked, she immediately said "swimming"!!! and that she swam in junior high school...still unclear if she still swims, but SHE SWAM! :D
2) She wants to work in the medical sector when she grows up!!! She wants to be a nurse!! :P heh heh heh
3) She played the piano!! And yeah, for some reason i still do.
4) AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE ART BECAUSE SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE IS BAD AT IT!!!

HAHAHAHA and i asked her all those using my newest grammar that i learnt in class, which reminds me of the jap test, which i left out many things in the writing component which was worth like, what, half the marks? Okay, whatever. I only didn't know how to ask her what she wanted to be when she grows up...a little more. Haha, i remember when we were like young young, that people would ask us what we wanted to be when we grow up...i guess we kind of are "grown up"...a little...i mean, people are already getting married and poppin out babies at this age. So yeah, i didn't know how to ask it coz its in the next unit, and i only follow the syllabus.

We played fruit salad, relay things, tunnel ball, and yeah. Sounds fun aye? I was trying to think of it in a positive way, like trying to make it fun...but i just couldnt keep it up. :( BUT it was better, because then we did some Aboriginal art. It was all going good...until the end of the day, which i shall talk about later, because i want this to be in chronological order. We traced each of our hands to show the friendship between us...although we only met like 3 hours ago...we bonded with our lack of arty talent...okay, i was crapper than her...coz im just a natural at being crappier than people when it comes to art. This is srsly no joke. When i was young, i used to go to this art class in Eastwood...i think it was like Clement Art Studio or something...but now its gone (probably coz of me...ha.ha.) no. Okay, so anyways. Gosh ive been saying that too much. Nextly, i'd have to say literally about 50% of the time i went, my nose would bleed. Oh hey, this links back to my previous post...about my always bleeding like a...........haemo..............something. That was a crap simile...couldnt even finish it. >___> yeah, so people would be staring at me, ESPECIALLY when that blood-clotting blob of blood came out. Dude, now that i think back, i feel quite sorry for the teacher who had to deal with me. SORRY!

Okay, what the hell, the topic went back to me talking about my bloody nose again...AHAHA 'bloody' nose. Actually i didn't make that joke up. I think it was my yr 6 teacher who said that. He was Dutch. ANYWAYS. We dotted the outline of the hands...and drew in our flags. Which sucked for me, coz the Aussie flag is so damn hard to draw, compared to the Japanese flag. And to add to the suckiness, there was no blue paint. Then we signed our names, and we took a photo and printed it out from the photocopy thing outside in the VA hallway, and Mizuki was quite fascinated by that...then we guillotined it. This really does support my lack of arty skills. I couldn't even GUILLOTINE a photo straight. Freaking hell. A guillotine is already like the device that makes your cutting-paper process the straightest straight can be....yeah, im just not going to talk about it coz...yeah. ==" Then we put it on the drying rack and left for lunch.

Lunch was not bad...just the ordinary sitting on a chair, eating from a table at lunch AT SCHOOL, with a paper tablecloth...tablepaper? thing...eating from plates and REAL METAL KNIFE AND FORK, and a choice of two salads, a bun, with Western Star butter, two slices of roast meat and a portion of chicken, with a pavolva as a dessert. Nothing spesh. Oh and then as i was eating the pavlova, i saw Melanie's one, and im like "hey its like a stack" and then she goes something along the lines of "haha try explaining that to the Japanese girls" (i think she said that...unless it was my conscience...wow im sounding like those....okay, im not going to offend people.) and the very ambitious me, actually tried to explain this "joke" to them. I said the following, hoping they would link it all up. "geography", "Waves", pointing to the pavlova. Dont think they got it. >__> left me sitting there like a retard.

And then after lunch, we nutbush danced and heel and toe polka danced. Heel and toe was kinda better that nutbush, but it went on for too long, i was starting to feel weird, and there wasnt enough space to link arms and twirl around anyways. We were literally bashing into each other.

AND THEN it was time to gooo! :( But this was where everything happened. We were told to go down and get the painting we did earlier, whilst leaving the Japanese girl in the Cola. Funny, coz mine thought we had to say goodbye and that they were leaving already...until her friend told her that i was just going to get the artwork. So i went down to the VA rooms. I found our painting, and THE FREAKING STUPID RETARDED, SCREWED UP IN THE BRAIN ME decided to, for some stupid reason, put it against my uniform, trying to kind of curl it. FURRRREAAAKING HELL then i looked down and not only did i screw up the painting by smudging it, i got red, and white paint on, not only my jumper, but my stupid winter uniform which i still have to freaking wear for another one and a bit terms!!! >:( i was so angry.

THEN it was reaaallly time to say goodbye...so we said bye.
LOL no, we hugged and waved and smiled and thanked each other and waved, and said bye, and waved again. BYE BYE FOREVER!!! :( Aww...they were a nice bunch of kids.

Tho yeth, that wath the thtory today. That jutht took me, not 10 minuteth, not 15 minueth, not 20 minueth, not 25 minuteth, BUT A WHOPPING 30 MINUETH TO TYPE. I couldve watched 1 and a half eps of HIMYM. Big deal, gosh hilary.

Yeah okay. Bye!!!!!

~heelorli

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Meemoomeemoo

Mood: i will explain this...now.

Okay, dude, sometimes i think i need someone to slap me in the face. Yeah, even if i look slightly sad, punch me in the nose like my brother. No too hard because im always paranoid that ill get a nose bleed and it just gets reaaaaaally messy. Coz my nose used to be really screwed up, so everytime we went overseas, my nose would just pour out blood coz it thinks its got an overload of blood in there. And sometimes, in the middle of the night, my nose would just bleed. Yeah, just bleed. And then it drips onto my blankets when im trying to get out of bed, and the next morning, it looks like prd blood or something. HAHAH which reminds me, i went to school early in the morning today to make coffee, and i saw these MEN cleaning out the sanitary bins. SORRY MEN! :(

Okay, so yeah, slap me in the face if im upset about a test result. Or shout at me, teach me a lesson. DO NOT COMFORT ME. I know its not worth getting upset about, but my brain just retardedly works like that. It's really annoying...like i cry for everything...when i get shouted at, when i shout at someone, when im pissed, when i think back to the happy times, when i GET FREAKING BASHED IN THE NOSE, when i watch a comedy-drama, when i watch a sad drama, when im scared, when im bored...lol okay, no. But yeah.

SO ANYYYYWAYYSSS wow, that was like kinda serious...BUT YAYAYYYYAYAYAYAYYAYA i can finaaaaally watch how i met your mother!!!!! In fact im watching the first ep of seaaassooonnn twooo!!! yay :D

OHHHH AND OMGASSHHHHH my freaking phone broke. Well actually i broke my phone. HAHAHAHHAA OMGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FREAKING NAME IS ON THE FREAKING SHOW!!!! LIKE WHEN THEYRE AT THE BASEBALL GAME, AND "HILARY" IS KISSING CHRIS!!!! WOW.

okay, so in one of the study periods, i sat on my chair. Surprising? No. So as usual, i put my bag on the floor. Then i started rocking on my chair, wondering why it wouldn't stay stable. So then i looked down. Then i freaking realised that the leg of my chair was inside my bag. Where inside my bag, i hear you ask? OUT OF ALL THINGS THAT COULD BE SQUASHED, INCLUDING MY BANANA, MANDARIN AND APPLE, IT SQUASHED MY FREAKING PHONE!!! :( So i checked if it was alright, or if there were any cracks in the screen. Nope, nothing there, so i thought it was all good. Then at Eastwood, i finally decided to call my mum, and when i took out my phone, i saw this crack, internally. So my phone is now internally damaged, probably bleeding, unable to work, except vibrate. So i guess its a vegetable now...ITS OKAY, IM GETTING A NEW PHONE ON SATURDAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY

I guess the lesson of the day was "OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW"!!! wise words hilary, wise words...thanks :)

Sorry, its not a long post and i havent posted everything i wanted to, but im watching HIMYM and its tooo gooood :D heee heeeeeheeeeeeeeeee :P

~heelorli