What's been happening i hear you ask.
Well ten seconds ago, my wet hair was dripping on my maths textbook. And then i took the book away. IT ALWAYS HAPPENS cause i usually do maths right after i have a shower and i wash my hair everyday (yes i know it's bad but my hair becomes really oily...so damn oily it gathers into one bunch of glued- together hair...which only became so because i've been washing it everyday. Sorry hair. Wow hair is such a weird word.........okay.) Oh yeah and especially since the pages are so thin, the little areas around the drop crinkle up. I honestly try and avoid it. Sometimes i tuck my hair into my shirt/ jacket so that it won't drip onto the book...but then my neck gets itchy and i feel like fungus is growing on it.
Anyway something that REALLY fking pisses me off. I think i've blogged about the toilet paper issue. But something that keeps fking happening in this fricking household...well only one stupid ass, motherfking LAZY person commits this fking annoying crime. (based on my rules...which ruleeee the house!!! Jokes. I'm the youngest. I have no say. Jokes it's the 21st century. Times have changed bitchezzzz) Okay so this fking ass hole wiper...okay that's a bit gross. This lay-Z person (haahaa see what i did there? WHICH ALSO REMINDS ME of this funny joke i made up in eco since we were studying global trade organisations. Lol i just took that off the "World Trade Organisation"...what's the general name for the groups called? Something something...i could check my eco book but do i really look bothered? BUT I DO LOOK BROTHERED. HAAAHAAAAAA) Because.......the thing i was supposed to say is that my stupid bruzza has this habit of finishing like a packet of biscuits or some shiz, right, and HE DOES NOT PUT THE DAMN FINISHED PACKET IN THE BIN. WHERE DOES HE FKING PUT IT? BACK IN THE FKING BOX IN THE PANTRY. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. IS IT THAT HARD TO WALK LITERALLY ONE STEP AND PLACE IT IN A CONTAINER LINED WITH A FRICKING PLASTIC BAG?!?!?! THIS HAS HAPPENED APPROXIMATELY 34983724 TIMES (JUST ROUGHLY) FARK.
And why does it "brother" me? I open the pantry. I look for food. I look at what's in the biscuit box from the outside (through the transparent plastic part.) I think "Hey, there's some plastic in there. There MUST be food to shut my grumbling stomach up." I OPEN THE DAMN BOX. FOOD? NO. NO FKING FOOD. ALL I FKING SEE IS A PLASTIC WRAPPER. Oh wait, sometimes he's nice enough to leave some crumbs in there. OR when he's in a good mood, maybe half a biscuit. Gosh, it's so brothering.
Anyway, the droplets on my textbook have dried up. Which is a sign that i should get back to work.
WAIT I have a metaphor for our HSC. So Hao pointed out this morning that we have 9 months till trials right. Then i was like 9 months....9 months...HEY that's the length of a typical pregnancy!! (note that i said typical because i did not take into account the premature/ overdue (LOL) babehs...;) i do not generalise....generally. HAA.HAA. okay.
But it totes works. I can even put it in a deep-sounding quote. Example:
"We have nine months to go. It will be a time where we will shed tears of pain and joy. It will be one of the most excruciating nine months of our lives. (except for real pregnancy) But if we persevere, it will all be worth it in the end." (i.e. when the baby plops out.)
OOFT MUCH? okay but my explanations and commentary ruined it....a little. Okay read it again without reading the bracketed parts. I hope someone comes across my blog and then quotes me on it as inspiration...you know when you google "inspirational quotes"...i hope it will come up as one of the first results. IF WHOEVER YOU ARE, ARE DECIDING TO QUOTE ME, MY NAME IS HILARY!! So don't put it as Anon. Thanks brah.
Okay good night, and good luck for the future. I wish you all the very best. I wish nothing but the best.....forrr youuuuuuuuu sooo don't forget me, i did , i remember what you saidd...sometimes a lesson learned but sometimes it hurts instead...wow that's deep. Even though i got some of the lyrics wrong cause what i just typed did not make any sense.
Okay bye.
~heelorli
