Jokes

HAHAHHAHA so on fb, there's this group "i have short term memory loss. LOL jk. I have short term memory loss." HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's so simple yet so funny!!!! Just realised i've been talking about fb groups A LOT recently...yeah i think i've lost my originality in my jokes. :( DUDE I KNOW WHY. IT'S BECAUSE I HAVENT BEEN WATCHING HIMYM. no wonder i've been feeling down and my jokes are so crap. Like fur real friendzz HIMYM affects my mood. It's quite literally my drug. (reference to Robin who keeps using "literally" in the non-literal literature of the literal liters.) right................... anyway.

Jokes. Yeah betches, i have a theory on the life-cycle of a joke. Wow i actually have heaps to talk about under this title...usually i just pick a word that's got something to do with one of the shizzle that i explore in my extremely educated, informative and fair discussions. They're brilliant! No. LOL to show how immature i am, today in eco, Jess and i went onto smh, initially in the hope to find info for our eco research. I searched up.....something...that i forgot and there was this article titled "Abbott's Ascendency". Not that the title appealed to me or anything, i clicked on it and quite literally [LITERALLY MEANS LITERALLY HERE] scanned through the thing. Then this phrase caught our asian eyes. "There is an elephant in the room." HAHAHAHHAHAH we didn't even read the content it was in and we started laughing har har har about it. Then we decided to put a "funny" [funny is in quotation marks because sense of humours come in different shapes and sizes. but mine's the biggest. haahaa that totally did not sound wrong. Wow i am so tired. and i'm wearing a thermal which is making me really air-headed and hot. That also totally did not sound wrong. It actually didn't. But I meant my face is heating up. I'm not wrong about that ;) LULZZZZZ but no srsly, thermals are so weird. They're like plastic but breathable. So i'm pretty much wearing glad wrap. But it's really warm. When i first wore it (CRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY SPELLING. WHEN I TYPED 'WORE' I TYPED 'WAR'.) i felt fricking "fearless" yeah dudes i'm in the mome. (new word for moment). this post is all over the place. It's like a tangent on a tangent on a tangent. Fricking like 2nd and 3rd derivatives. LOL jokes i don't even know if that's what they are. If i'm right, WOOT. If not, BOOT. Okay....... yeah so i was pretty much wearing just the thermal thing and a t-shirt on top because i thought the thermal itself could stand the 2 degree cold.] comment...huh? i've lost it....NOPE I'VE FOUND IT. so "funny" comment. It was funny because everyone else had these intellectual, educated comments arguing for or against "Abbott's ascendancy" because the coalition with the bilateral party (woo! party!) is working to bail the economy out of the deficit. Lol jokes. But that actually made sense. Would have been better if i got my facts right.... So yeah the comments were like...wayyy up there, and so we thought it would be funny to put "Get the elephant out of the room. Ha! Abbott, what a joke!" LOOLLLLLLLLLL only to realise at recess, the "elephant in the room" was referring to awkiessness in da house. LOL (tension bruddas, for those of youzzz who aren't in the mome.) See, this new word is taking off quite well ;)

Oh and ***NEWSFLASH*** haha that word was sooo early 2000s. But recently found out that characters from Winnie-the-Pooh represent the seven deadly sins.

Pooh- Gluttony
Tigger- Pride
Gopher- Wrath
Rabbit- Greed
Piglet- Envy
Eeyore- Sloth
Kanga and Roo- Lust (LOLLLL NOT BETWEEN THEM THOUGH...HAHAH MUM AND KID?? AWKIES...BUT APPARENTLY THE FACT THAT KANGA HAD ROO = SEX)

AND HAHAHAHHAHA I FOUND THIS AS WELL - THE MENTAL DISORDERS THAT EACH CHARACTER REPRESENTS!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Winnie the Pooh -- eating disorder

Piglet -- general anxiety disorder

Rabbit -- OCD

Tigger -- ADHD, possible substance abuse

Eeyore -- Major Depressive/Manic Depressive

Christopher Robin -- schizophrenic

Kanga/Roo -- Codependent

Owl -- Narcissistic (?)

FKING LOL AT TIGGER AND WINNIE-THE-POOH!!! HAHAHHAHHAH

ANYWAY like gottta go braddas. Have a good day. Not a great one. Not a fantastic one. Not a brilliant one. Just a good one.

LOL jokes have a spectacular day betchesss.... Yeah i'm also wondering what i'm on about. Yeah okay bye.

~heelorli