Short Post

Mood: delighted

BROTHERS, SISTERS, MUMS AND DADDYS, YOU HAVEN'T HAD THE BEST SWEET UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN ROYAL!

It is the fricking best biscuit/marshmallow thing in the world. It even beats tim tams!!! BRODERS!!! Okay, so its a small, roundish structure, externally covered in chocolate. A thin, mouth-watering layer of Arnott's chocolate. Once you dig your teeth into this small, simple-looking structure, you'll be able to feel the soft, pink marshmallow slowly melting in your mouth, tingling your stimulated (?) tastebuds. However, that's not it. Unlike the Wagon Wheels(which has vastly decreased in size over the years) these Arnott's Royal sweets have a layer of strawberry jam! The delectable jam is in perfection proportion to the marshmallow, chocolate....and BISCUIT. The whole object is cleverly designed so that the marshmallow and jam are both supported by a beautiful layer of shortbread biscuit. Together, these portions create an amazing artwork for your mouth to.....WHATEVER, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FINISH THIS. BUT DAYUM IT'S FRICKING DELICIOUS!!!!!! It's even better than the Tim Tams...its even a better creation than Pods...hence the Pyramids of Giza...but it will never be a better creation than Ronaldo to the eyes. NEVERTHELESS, IT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

Far out, it's srsly yum. No, better than yum. YOOOOOM. That's right, yooooom is the new word for an enhanced yum.

I was gonna say something else....which made me think of writing this 'short post'...but i forgot...

ALSO, EVEN THOUGH I GOT PISSED AT RONALDO THIS MORNING COZ HE JUST SAT THERE AND MOPED WHEN HE GOT KNOCKED OVER, AND A FREE KICK WASN'T GIVEN TO HIM...HIS HOTNESS COMPENSATES FOR EVERYTHING!!!!! YAYYY GOO RONALDOOO!!! AND ALSO SINCE PORTUGAL ARE OUT OF THE COMP. NOW, I GO FOR ARGENTINAAAA!!! ONLY BECAUSE WHEN I USED TO PLAY PS2 SOME SOCCER GAME WITH MY BROTHER, I ALWAYS CHOSE BRAZIL...WHICH GAVE HIM A TOTALLY UNFAIR ADVANTAGE...AND NOW I BELIEVE THAT BRAZIL HAS HAD ENOUGH, AND I NOW GO FOR ARGENTINA!!! EVEN THOUGH I THINK MY ARGUMENT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL...GOOOO ARGENTINAAAA!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

~heelorli

Women

Mood: dude i needa do some work but this is super interesting

Okay, so i was reading the newspaper (obviously for english...what else? LOL) and i came across this super interesting article about the number of women prime ministers in the world...and surprisingly, there are actually 18 women prime ministers (or equivalent)...AMAZING AYE? i was planning to do my speech on this, but it was too broad...as in the topic of rising power of women...and there wasnt really a problem...like srsly, why would women with a rising power be a problem? pffffft. :P hahah Okay, so be surprised, the following countries have a prime minister or something along those lines, as a WOMAN.

* means she is the first woman to be in that position:

1. Australia (coz its not all over the news)*
2. Argentina *
3. Bangladesh
4. Costa Rica*
5. Croatia*
6. Finland*
7. Bosnia and Herzegovina*
8. Germany (dude i was like shocked.)*
9. Iceland*
10. India*
11. Ireland
12. Kyrgyztan (lol she looks asian...like proper asian...i was expecting mexico or american indian- asian...but ASIAN ASIAN.)*
13. Liberia*
14. Lithuania*
15. The Philippines
16. Switzerland
17. Trinidad and Tobago*

Yeah, there are actually 18, but theres some shizzle going on in Finland...like one is the Tarja and the other is like the prime minister...so yeah.....o.O

It's pretty awesome...:D hahaha which means one day, women will replace men...in some ways...sometimes men are irreplaceeeeaaaabllllleee...to the left to the left....to the left, to the left...everything you own in the box to the left...something somethign something something.....okay. so yeahhh...like maybe someday, it'll be women raping men...or women's sports are actually shown on tv...like the Matildas winning the world cup one day...actually, women playing sports will never be as good as men playing sports...;) YEAHHH RONALDOOOO!!!!! hahahahha but good work women! I really actually wonder...if women will actually become dominant...coz like according to another article (haha dayum reading newspapers is my hobby) "end of the salaryman-led family"....may possiibleh mean that women are overtaking men in heaps of roles...okay, so i have this timeline in my head...

Many, many, many.....many years ago, aka cavemen period - men and women were kinda equal

Many, many, many years ago - men wrongly thought they were awesomer than women, so they began the dominating period

Many, many years ago - men just thought they were fully awesome and started beating women up

Many years ago - men continued to mistakenly think they were awesome and continued beating up women in the kitchen

Some years ago - womens' rights campaign and all that shizzle...women began to gain power...etc etc what we learnt in history...

Now - women are almost equal to men...except for some countries like the middle east places...and probs a lot of other countries, except we don't hear much from them...they needa learn to use the AWESOME internet bruhs.

Possibly in the future - women will think they are wesomer than men, so they began the dominating period

Possible further in the future - women will think they KNOW they are fully awesome and start beating the men up.......LOL and become bodybuilders...which means that mutations will start occurring and then become inherited and then women will become more muscular and well-built than men...and start raping men!!! LOL okay......

YEOP...that factual historical timeline, which came out of my info-filled brain is actually quite logical...since we're following the pattern of history...HAHAH i guess i could be a.............what's that dude called? whatever...i was planning to only stop after listing the women PMs...dammit...wasted so much time =="

OKAY BYE BYE!!!

~heelorli