Short Post

Mood: delighted

BROTHERS, SISTERS, MUMS AND DADDYS, YOU HAVEN'T HAD THE BEST SWEET UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN ROYAL!

It is the fricking best biscuit/marshmallow thing in the world. It even beats tim tams!!! BRODERS!!! Okay, so its a small, roundish structure, externally covered in chocolate. A thin, mouth-watering layer of Arnott's chocolate. Once you dig your teeth into this small, simple-looking structure, you'll be able to feel the soft, pink marshmallow slowly melting in your mouth, tingling your stimulated (?) tastebuds. However, that's not it. Unlike the Wagon Wheels(which has vastly decreased in size over the years) these Arnott's Royal sweets have a layer of strawberry jam! The delectable jam is in perfection proportion to the marshmallow, chocolate....and BISCUIT. The whole object is cleverly designed so that the marshmallow and jam are both supported by a beautiful layer of shortbread biscuit. Together, these portions create an amazing artwork for your mouth to.....WHATEVER, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FINISH THIS. BUT DAYUM IT'S FRICKING DELICIOUS!!!!!! It's even better than the Tim Tams...its even a better creation than Pods...hence the Pyramids of Giza...but it will never be a better creation than Ronaldo to the eyes. NEVERTHELESS, IT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

Far out, it's srsly yum. No, better than yum. YOOOOOM. That's right, yooooom is the new word for an enhanced yum.

I was gonna say something else....which made me think of writing this 'short post'...but i forgot...

ALSO, EVEN THOUGH I GOT PISSED AT RONALDO THIS MORNING COZ HE JUST SAT THERE AND MOPED WHEN HE GOT KNOCKED OVER, AND A FREE KICK WASN'T GIVEN TO HIM...HIS HOTNESS COMPENSATES FOR EVERYTHING!!!!! YAYYY GOO RONALDOOO!!! AND ALSO SINCE PORTUGAL ARE OUT OF THE COMP. NOW, I GO FOR ARGENTINAAAA!!! ONLY BECAUSE WHEN I USED TO PLAY PS2 SOME SOCCER GAME WITH MY BROTHER, I ALWAYS CHOSE BRAZIL...WHICH GAVE HIM A TOTALLY UNFAIR ADVANTAGE...AND NOW I BELIEVE THAT BRAZIL HAS HAD ENOUGH, AND I NOW GO FOR ARGENTINA!!! EVEN THOUGH I THINK MY ARGUMENT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL...GOOOO ARGENTINAAAA!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

~heelorli