Ruined.

I'm sorry i ruined you. I'm sorry i stepped all over you. I'm sorry I treated you like you were invisible. I'm sorry i didn't value the one thing that matters to you. I honestly do care about you BUT NEXT TIME CAN YOU NOT SPIN YOUR DAMN WEB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FKING PATHWAY?

YOU'RE WONDERING WHY PEOPLE WANT TO KILL YOU? No. It's not because sometimes you're poisonous. No, it's not because you look fugly as...............alright sorry too far. Who am i to judge your appearance? And no, it's not because people are jelly of your long, thin legs. It's cause you make yourself feel at home in a fricking thoroughfare. People walk into your stupid sticky home. (ayee sticky ;)..........no.) Like i get that you want to catch some food, but really? Humans? Hunt on someone your own size much? Awks...someone's overestimating their size. You fricking know people are going to walk through it yet you stubborn little bitchez keep spinning it in the middle of a damn pathway Like........use your brains bro.

ANYWAY IT'S MANGO/BANAYNAY SEASON!!!! Bananas are down to $3.99 and mangoes were $20 a box from harris farm (haahaa i'm starting to sound like one of those woolies people promoting their fruit on tv....but it's harris farm......so suck it woolies. You money-leeching sons of bitchez...yet for some reason i still shop at you) so we bought $27 worth of fruit.

OH WOAHHHHHHHHH ALSO IS AN ANAGRAM OF LAOS!!!! How did i find out? Just then when i was typing "Also", it came out as "Laos"....there's also sola, loas, osla...nup. okay.

But um...(But um ;) Funny observation. We think Jules Gilly talks funnily/ annoyingly/ retardedly/ slowly/ boganly. HAVE WE EVER PAID ATTENTION TO HOW TONY ABBOTT SAYS "SATURDAY"?!?! HE FRICKING LEGIT SAYS "SATURDEE" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IFLY TONY...IT EVEN RHYMES!!! HAHAHHHA

Alright bye.

~heelorli

BKS

Okay, here's something less trivial. i know right, WOAH did i just hear you gasp?!

No? Cause i didn't either.

Illness: BKS, more commonly known as Black Knee Syndrome.

Causes: frequent HGHS oval sitting in a cross-legged position. (absolutely reliable research [my assumption] has suggested that it is prevalent among other schools, but it's a fricking epidemic here at Hornsbo)

Cures: Sitting in the shade, not sitting (i.e. kneeling, standing, squatting....lol jokes, squatting will give you BTS - black thigh syndrome), sitting in the coca-COLA

Just thought i'd spread the word. After all, prevention is better than a cure. SO SCRAP THE CURES AND GO PREVENT IT BY.....actually the cures are pretty much preventions.....just prevent it dammit.

Bye!! (fur real friends)

~heelorli