I guess what they say is true. You never really realise the value of something until it's lost. And now i've lost it. My sanity.
LOL JOKES. It's exams.
LOL EVEN MORE MAJOR JOKES.
But actually the exam period was fun. It's okay bros...don't despair, for we still have yearlies!!! haa.haa. no.
Okay so funny story. Yesterday, Jess and i went to Eastwood library to wait for her bus. When we walked in, there were two large bucket/tub things. One of them had a blue laminated sign with a picture of an umbrella and the tears of the sky. (lol yes, that's right bitchez, tears of the sky) LOL HEY THAT TOTALLY WORKS! The blue paper = sky except the black tears don't work.....oooh wait that's soooo deep. Black tears despite the bright blue sky...black fking tears. Shiat. So yeah, one had a blue sign (which was a sign...that...it...was...raining? Haha you get the pun.) and the other had a blue bin liner. Omgsh what's with blue? Alrighty LOLLL HAHAHAHHAH THIS REMINDS ME OF A TEXT I SENT TO SELINA. I FKING MEANT ALRIGHTY RIGHT, AND FRICKING AUTOCORRECT CHANGED IT TO ALMIGHTY AHAHHAHAHAHHAAH but it fit the context anyway since i said "almighty thanks" LOLLLLL dayum i was grateful. So basically, there were two tall buckets, and there was 1 umbrella in the umbrella tub....and like 5 fricking umbrellas in the fricking bin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHY WAS EVERYONE CHUCKING THEIR UMBRELLAS IN THE BIN?!?!?!? IT WAS FRICKING RAINING OUTSIDE!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAAHA
LOLLLLLLLL FRICKING STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, and i have another invention. Actually, i've had so many inventions that i haven't introduced due to the long-gone exams. Lol jokes, it's been 8 hours. Okay so there's the iCamera. LOL LITERALLY EYE-CAMERA. I'm sure people have thought of it and shiz but clearly people are too lazy. That's why, I'M going to design and engineer the first and most hi-tech...iCamera. This handy device is drilled and fricking wired to your fricking brain, which will then be clipped onto to your fragile little eyes. Then using the haemoglobicanaemicirondeficient pasteurisation of the cranium, my team will use specially designed equipment to Opthanoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosicise the customer's eyes and enable the function to take high definition, microscopic pixelled- images of the wondrous world ahead of them with a blink of the eyes. These images can then be imported onto a personal computer, notebook or mac simply by placing the transparent MC40.7 onto your tongue. Once in position, the electrolytes and enzymes from your saliva will activate the motherboard of the MC40.7 and stimulate the brain, which will transfer the images to the MC40.7 via the complex wiring system. SOOOOO SIMPO!
Also invention #2: inspired by cbf, the digital shower tap.
Are you sick of turning your wrist, simply to let the hot water out? Are you tired of doing the same to the other one, just to let the cold water out? Do you really want to adjust the temperature every single time? Do you want to stop snapping your wrists from turning taps? Well do not fear! For the Digitap is here! The Digitap 6000 is the latest and most futuristic household item demanded by trillions of materialistic, lazy-ass consumers today! With the tap of a touch screen, waterproof button, you can enjoy the pleasures of a warm, relaxing shower without spraining your wrists! The 39" touch screen allows you not only have a shower, but also watch movies, listen to music and memorise notes ALL IN THE MIDST OF HAVING A SHOWER! The digitap uses the latest memory card, the MC40.8 to store the temperature at which each user desires. Everytime you take a shower, touch your user, and the water will automatically flow onto your body, giving you a cubicle of heaven.
Functions:
- timer (for kids to stop the Australian drought that's been going on for way too long and people just wanna use water fricking freely...which is ironic because if peeps do, then the drought will return.)
- temperature memory
- intensity at which the water falls onto you
- fingerprint security
Get yours today by calling 1800 30294809482987463, or SNAP YOUR FKING WRISTS OFF.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this is totally a result of nothing to do. But the second invention could totally work...it'd actually be really handy. Actually, so would the first one. DAYUM i'm gonna create these!!!
someday.......when i have free time........................which is totally not now..........................................which is why i'm totally not going to watch angry boys now......................................................................................................................................
~heelorli
