Wow. I was so hungry that i fell asleep. I feel so weak...and tired...and cold...and empty. Man, i think im going insane.
So anyways, today was pretty eventful...i think this is becoming more of a weekly child-abuse journal. Today after school...after the period of anarchy at the station, i walked to EWP for the weekly volunteer work. So i was walking near the atms, and this woman and her daughter were standing around half a metre away from the people lining up for the atm. I then thought that i'd be awesome and skinny enough to walk between the people lining up for the atm and the woman with her primary school kid....and so i SQUEEZED between them. Not only was i too horizontal, but the little primary school girl's hat (it was one of those round hats with a hard board-like thing around it, and the string around the chin etc...) hit my laptop case. So then, i was like "sorry sorry sorry!!!" and the little girl was like "sorry!!!!!!" BUT THEN THE WOMAN STARTED FULLY GLARING AT ME. Like nuu juke bruu it was scary shizz...i think it was coz when the hat hit my laptop case, she thought i bashed the case on her head or some shizz.
Okay, moving on. I continued to walk to EWP...along the left-hand side of Rowe Street. After passing the internet cafe, which is usually the scary part coz all the gnagsters and no-lifes who spend their whole fricking life playing Dota or WoW or some other lame game (use of rhyme to emphasise the lameness)...except counterstrike, hang out. Just realised that was a really long sentence...and the "hang out" part didn't fit in. Well yeah, that's where all the gangsters hang out after their long sessions of killing mystical creatures and finding stupid leather boots to wear. So anyways, moving forward, i was relieved to pass that area...until i walked towards the shanghai restaurant. Sitting on the steps were four bogan gangster guys, and when i was walking towards them, they, thinking that i couldn't hear, were like "Hey guys (talking to his mates), check this out." So i was prepared for something to happen to me. Worst case scenario, they'd get a knife and stick it in my chest. Thank goodness, all they said to me was "Heyyy, what're you doing?" Then the awesome me ignored them...and as i was crossing the road, i looked back (not at them, which was what they thought, but looking to check if there were any cars, they said "Excuse moii!!"
Gosh, they are so stewwwwwwwwwwwwbut. They screwed up their plan by saying "Check this out guys", so sorry mate, y'ain't pickin' up any chicks loike that!
AFTER THAT, i walked to EWP...safely. :D Today, i decided to help out with the craft, where they were making tambourines with a foil pie case thingo, string and bells. When i got there, the supervisor was like "Make sure each person gets no more than 5 bells" so i was like "okay."
THEN this girl asked me to finish a tambourine for her...so being the push-over helper, i agreed. There were four bells on there already, but there was this huge gap between a gold bell and a silver bell. SO i decided to put another gold bell and a silver bell on to fill the gap and make the bells alternate in colour. After doing that, i gave it back the girl...and the nosey girl sitting next to her was like "HEYYY WHY DO YOU HAVE 6 BELLS??" and then she said to me "YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE 5 BELLS!!! MORGAN (the supervisor) TOLD YOU THAT EACH PERSON WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE 5 BELLS!!!" Then the other kids joined in, raging at me, "YEAHH MORGAN TOLD YOU THAT NO ONE CAN HAVE MORE THAN 5 BELLS!!!!!!!"
And so i got fully owned. ==" It was embarrassing and annoying...like kids, big deal if someone gets one more bell...==" But then that was the end of it...thank gooooodness!!
So yeah, im starving now with a shiatload of work to do. :(
Goodbye
~heelorli
