Friday, August 13, 2010

Firsts

Mood: gooooooood

Helloooo!!! Today, was a wonderful day... SAIL was maths, science was modifying genes, maths was eating, english was just plain boring...until.................

~dreamy thing with the twinkling music~

So they say everything has a first. Haha it's weird how it's always "they"... i know people have questioned this before, but who exactly is "they"??? Hmmmm......So yeah, today, i asked a guy out. I asked if he wanted to go out to the movies with me with all sincerity...and how does he answer me? "Na, i don't like movies." ==" But then it was slightly strange...considering i was 4 years older than him. Ahhhhh....EWP kids...i love youse...man, their dares are pretty damn good. AND FREAAAAKINGUUU HELL. I was hanging out with another girl right, so usually we're on the grass area playing soccer, but today, i don't know why, they weren't playing on the grass area so we had to hang in front of the centre which is really quite dirty coz there're like squashed pieces of lasagna and meat and...food. AND CRAP today, i found this lump of browny-grey thing on the floor. When i walked past, i took a glance and did a double take. I actually thought it was a piece of pumice...that really light rock thing that's found in volcanic areas...yeah i only remember coz Mr. Re showed us and i was in awe to discover how light it was. So then i took a closer look. It was the farrrking gross-est, revolting, vomit-worthy thing i'd ever seen. It's even worse than that net-looking thing in the swimming pool, only to realise it was hair and dust after i put my fingers through it. Or it was even worse than finding poo in the swimming pool. It was this scrunched up brown paper bag with squashed food that was covered in vomit or something...freaking hell, even thinking back makes me want to chuck everything back up...is that even a saying? Chucking stuff up??

Ummmm so yeah, after truth or dare ==" we played tips. So on quite a few occasions, i was in...and a few, i wasn't. Well one of the times i was in, there was this stupid lump on the ground with that stupid hopscotch/snake crap painted on it ON THE LUMP. I was 'in' so i saw a 'non-in' person and decided to chase them. I leaned onto my right foot to take off to run. It just so happened that my right foot was on the slope of that lump with the hopscotch shizz on. My freaking foot then slipped, but no. I didn't fall down. I tried to balance myself, and so my arms were out and my feet were fully apart and my body leaned FULLY to my left. It was the most embarrassing shizz ever. I probably looked like a fricking stupid retarded retard trying to imitate the matrix or some shizz....not that i've seen the matrix. I think i would've rather fallen on the ground coz my position was dayum awkward. That's not it though.

So we decided that the tree was bar. This time, i wasn't in. One of the yr 2-4? kids thought that it would be funny to guard me, since people are only allowed to be on bar for like 10 secs or some crap. She started counting, which made me decide to get off bar. So i got off and then straight after, i went back onto bar. She was following me, so then i began to maneuver myself around to the other side of the tree. What i didn't realise, was that there was a massive branch sticking out on the side on the tree. So as i was concentrating on the kid who was trying to get me, i fricking smashed my head onto that fat-ass branch. Then the kid tipped me and i was in. =="

What a wonderful day.

~heelorli

Monday, August 9, 2010

John Poulos

HOT DAYUM, i just looked up John Poulos on fb, as i said i would in my previous post, and dayum i found this fully ripped guy, who's Italian? but lives in Greece? But his name sounds Greek........hmmm.....wait no, yeah he should be Greek coz i think all Italian words end in a vowel? Haahaa.

But shizz, in his info. box, he's like "...I'm waiting 4 U babe..." and he's in an "open relationship" ;) Frick and he works in a massage studio!!!! WOW. Who knew Japanese textbooks could be so awesome hahahahhahhahaah

Here's the pic:
John Poulos

I guess this is what they mean by "once it's on the net, it's out there in the public" and that people can reproduce as many times as they want...even if they delete, coz it's on my blog now...and talk about cyber stalking :D Man, cybershorts is awesome.

~heelorli

I think i have time...so i'll do a post now

mood: happay

YEEEEESS tomorrow is excursion. NUUU it's shakespeare. Far out, i don't know if the teachers realise, but half...if not, most of us really aren't that amused/interested/ excited/ fascinated...yeah i've run outta words...already. I COULD'VE used the thesaurus, but it's 10:21 pm and can i really be bothered? I think not. OMFRICKING GAWSSH BRUUSS i played the fricking worst game of monopoly yesterday. So peeps came over to my place (LOL that reminds me of Bindi Irwin's thing - come over to my place i'll show you around...something something where babies are found...and then something something...my daddy something...and then they had to change it coz Stevo passed away...) and then we decided to play monopoly. So i was the awesome banker and the shoe (in the Australian edition)! Not that that's relevant to what im about to say. Okay, so i had to go last coz we just went in an anti-clockwise direction....now that i think about it, it also went from youngest to oldest. So basically, by the time it was my turn, everyone had already bought a property on the first street...including Smith Street...which we concluded from another time, was probably in Blacktown or something because it only costed $60 and rent was only $4.......oops...sorry if i offended anyone who loves Blacktown. But don't worry, Todd Street is cheaper...i think rent is like $2. Literally. Umm...okay, i can't be bothered to type out all the details of the game...OMG but one thing i have to mention...seriously, everytime there's a huge amount of money in the middle from taxes and shizz, someone gets it right, and they rejoice and shiz, but then it comes to my turn. I FREAKING LAND ON FREE PARKING AND I GET FREAKING NOTHING. N-O-T-H-I-N-G. Now that's annoying.

Ermm....so yeah, then i...okay, gosh i really don't know where i am.........OH RIGHT i buy Flinders Way, which is like the second most expensive one...hoping to also get Kings Avenue, the most expensive one. Now everyone knows i wanted that property....but obviously, there's no mercy in monopoly...i mean, they said at the beginning of the game, that if you want to trade properties so that you can own the whole suburb? so that you can build a house, you have to pay like $3000. So then my friend lands on it....BUT THANK GOOODNESS she didn't have enough money. So i was like jumping for joy. THEN she lands on free parking and got that $1500 ==" Yeah then she landed again and she bought it and i got annoyed and from then on, i just went downhill. I only ended up having four properties...compared to the others who had like 8? Just coz i kept going to jail...and my friends play by the rules of missing 3 go's if you're in jail, so that took like forevs bru....i think i just built up suspense for nothing...

Anyways, I'm doing my Jap assignment...IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!! Duds, i just found out how to scan a document (which is a form) and FILL IT OUT ON THE COMP...NOT ONLY IN ENGLISH, BUT ALSO IN JAPANESEEEEEE!!! WOOOOOOOO GO ME! LOL im just looking at the example now...it says they're 16 years old...but in the photo, they look like they're 30. Gosh, i don't understand why old peeps don't like admitting their age...i think it's awesome if you're 30...just fricking embrace it bruzz...you're only 30 once...no need to say you're 16. And even if you do, your face just fricking gives it away. Honest up John Poulos who lives in 37 Scott Street, Essendon, Victoria, Australia 3040 and went to Barkley Park High School....dude I'm gonna go look this person up on fb right now.

Gosh, half my post was about me playing monopoly...how interesting. Sorry for wasting however long you take to read it. But more importantly, sorry to myself for wasting 20 minutes to type this up...i could've actually been finishing filling out the form for my japanese assignment. Stupid me.

Byeee :D heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeee

~heelorli