Eepic Showers

Harlooo okay quick one cause i need to do general knowledge *salute* "general" knowledge...LOL actually that would be a really cool name.

So this morning, i went swimming. Afterwards i took a shower. End of story. Haa.haa just kidding. It was actually the most like....epic shower ever. Okay i know 'epic' has been used to liberally these days, but it was actually the most WOAHHHH shower ever. So I was washing the shampoo out of my hair, and this song starts playing. I don't know what it's called, but it's one damn epic song. It was like 'My Heart will go on" kind of song...but even more WOAHHHH. So there i was, standing up, eyes closed, water gushing out of the shower head in slow motion (yes, i swear it was), pulling my hair back. And this grand-ass music starts playing. E.P.I.C. shower right there bitchez.

Also, just then, i went and asked my bro some questions...okay i'd have to admit they were pretty irrelevant and stupid. But that ass hole of a bro punched me out of his room. (LOL not like punched me and i flew all the way to the other side of the house...haa.haa. but slowly punched me bit by bit so that i'd move out of his room...all the way to the kitchen.) THEN. He closed the kitchen doors on me and was like "Go back to your habitat" ............................................. assfaggot of a bastard. Okay yeah, i'd have to say that was pretty funny. Deserves a l.o.l.

OHH AND HAPPY OCTOBER!! "Goodbye September" and "Hello October" were trending on twitter. Tweeters are sahhhhhh cool. Bye betchez.

~heelorli

Su, shi's cool

LOLSKIES MY TITLESKIES IS SO COOLSKIES.

Geddit?.......so, she's cool.....but sushi.........gosh a joke's not funny when you have to explain it. That's the only rule i live by. life-changing rule, i know. I did title it sushi for a reason. And the reason is..................wait for it.........ihopeyou'vebeenwatchingasmuchHIMYMasihavebecausethesecondpartofthesentencedoesn'tevenmakesenseandihavenoideawhati'mtypingandican'tevenseewhati'mtypingcauseit'sofftheboxthing

Where was I? Oh right, cause...i...made....SUSHI! Yay! Yay? Nay. Second rule. If you want to enjoy sushi as much as you do now, NEVER make sushi at home...unless catering for like a party or some shiz. Explanation:

1) I'm craving sushi. I will make sushi tomorrow (voice in my head yesterday...actually i think i said it out loud)

2) Go shopping for sushi ingredients.

3) Get home, make sushi.

4) Whilst making them, eat 389234759304 pieces of sushi.

5) Just before dinner time, eat a couple thousand more.

6) Dinner time, omgshkies more sushi?!?!

7) Sushi left over - tomorrow's breakfast, lunch and dinner.

sushizzle man i don't think i'll be eating sushi for the next few.................hundred......years. lol jokes, breakfast tomorrow. Wow how many times have i said 'sushi' in this post? Man even my hands smell like sushi.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH and i think in one of my previous posts, i said something about work...and how i always found it disgusting and shizzle, but on my last day, i knew i would miss the oiliness of the chicken, seeing the block of fat that needed to be put INTO the machine...rather than what i mistakenly thought was the waste product, the morning routines of opening up - mopping the floor, putting the chairs down, counting the register...placing the chips in a huge-ass pool of pure, delicious, oily oil. Awwwww, i miss those days...and that, my friends, is called GRADUATION GOGGLES - true story - HIMYM references are bombarding my post...positively. Positively bombarding my post. LOL wtf.

Oh also, i've been visiting this site - tasteofawesome.com because i have a life....okay what, no. i shouldn't be ashamed of visiting this site. This site is actually awesome. (hence the name. haa.haa) and just cause i go on the comp looking at pics (NO IT'S NOT PORN...i know what ya'll are thinking betchezzzz ;) for which people make captions it does not mean i have no life. And that is also why i do maths in the holidays (haha feeling guilty? LOL jokes....but also not a joke.) and i spend fricking 3 hrs practising for my piano exam because i barely practised during school time and OMG HOLIDAYS ARE FKING DRIVING ME INSANE. THEY'RE EVEN FKING WORSE THAN SCHOOL OMGSKIES I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

Okay jokes. i don't actually want to go back to school...yet. Just give me a week and a half (haa haa cause i get what i want) and i'll be ready to go back to school. Lol not that i have a choice to go whether or not i feel like it. I totes know what i'm saying...cause i'm sayin'...sayn...sane. :D

Alright, time to go........PARTY!!! WOOOO jokes. Back to piano general knowledge. GK WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo LOL they look like bubbles......

~heelorli