So this morning, i went swimming. Afterwards i took a shower. End of story. Haa.haa just kidding. It was actually the most like....epic shower ever. Okay i know 'epic' has been used to liberally these days, but it was actually the most WOAHHHH shower ever. So I was washing the shampoo out of my hair, and this song starts playing. I don't know what it's called, but it's one damn epic song. It was like 'My Heart will go on" kind of song...but even more WOAHHHH. So there i was, standing up, eyes closed, water gushing out of the shower head in slow motion (yes, i swear it was), pulling my hair back. And this grand-ass music starts playing. E.P.I.C. shower right there bitchez.
Also, just then, i went and asked my bro some questions...okay i'd have to admit they were pretty irrelevant and stupid. But that ass hole of a bro punched me out of his room. (LOL not like punched me and i flew all the way to the other side of the house...haa.haa. but slowly punched me bit by bit so that i'd move out of his room...all the way to the kitchen.) THEN. He closed the kitchen doors on me and was like "Go back to your habitat" ............................................. assfaggot of a bastard. Okay yeah, i'd have to say that was pretty funny. Deserves a l.o.l.
OHH AND HAPPY OCTOBER!! "Goodbye September" and "Hello October" were trending on twitter. Tweeters are sahhhhhh cool. Bye betchez.
~heelorli
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