Super powers

Wow okay today has been so damn emotional. I really don't think im PMSing either. It's just been a mixture of some news that i will not disclose for the privacy of and respect for the person involved. Lol...yes, terms and conditions do apply.

But that plus this thing that just happened. So i was hugging my mum cause i felt a burst of love for her. LOL this is sounding so homo...like gay...like nooby. ==" not lesbo. because...she's my mum.....okayy...this is so awks. anyway, i was hugging her right, and i was squishing her face cause she's so cuteee :D When i finished squishing her cheeks, i pushed her away. HOLY MOTHERSHIZ (lol "mother"shiz.) I DID NOT REALISE HOW FKING STRONG I AM. i TOTALLY BY ACCIDENT pushed her into this shelf thing and all these CDs and photo frames and everything came toppling down and i was so scared cause i thought she was gonna die or something (touch wood). Then my mum was like "wtfffffffff" and i was just standing there in shock. Seconds later, i started crying and hugging her again. That would have to be the weirdest 5 minutes of my life.

i swear i'm mentally stable. So. damn. stable.

And lately, i think i've been really violent on some people. I really need to tone down these guns. Getting too fit...LOLLL JOKESSSSSS i just need to tone down my eight-pack.

HAAAHAAAA jokes again!!! man i'm too funny.

Alright, alright. Back to drama-ing. LOL JOKES notes- making. I really want McVitie's digestive biscuits. Oh also coincidence much - on friday kylie was asking for suggestions about..crap i just realised the person has me as a friend on bloggah and this is supposed to be a surprise. well about this thing that they will receive and that kylie will do something to. aka, make. so i was like "this person likes McVitie's biscuits so put that in there!"...and coincidentally, my mum (LOL yes the one i pushed violently........==" yeah no shit. i only have one mum.) bought McVitie's digestive biscuits this morning. WHICH SUCKS CAUSE I CAN'T EAT IT DUE TO 40 HR FAMINE. WHICH ALSO SUCKS CAUSE I HAD TO RESTART AFTER GOING 16 HRS IN CAUSE I HAD A PIANO CONCERT. Far out and my mum bought fricking moon cakes this morning...when for the past few weeks, there was nothing in the pantry. Nothing edible that didn't require cooking. LOL wow that was confusing. Suck it up ==".

Alright, alright, back to work...is what i said 5 mins ago. But alright, alright, fur reals back to work is what i will do.....NOW.

I swear i'm not fked in the head guys........i swear.......

~heelorli

s0 Cl@$$y

Prunes - a brilliant source of natural fibre. Yeah, they are a BRILLIANT source of natural fibre. In fact so brilliant that i do not recommend eating more than 10 at once or you will experience some discomfort. Also, some other very fibrous foods, which, from personal experience, i do not recommend eating all at once - oats, yoghurt, prunes. Man they give you the biggest-ass fibre shot that you'll ever need and you'll end up hours on the toi....wow i don't think this blog can get any classier.

Talking about classy, i have been feeling very classy. I am currently reading brilliant poetry, while simultaneously listening to classical mozart sonatas, tchaikovsky pieces from his spectacular suite "The Seasons" and of course the epitome of Impressionism - Debussy's Arabesques.

LOL JOKES. Poetry is for English and music is for piano. Both of which i am forced to do. I guess i'm really not that classy. :(

Alright that's my 5 mintues of freedom. I'm going back, back back to work. DAYUM I FREAKING QUOTED A POEM - LOOK WHO'S CLASSY NOW BITCHEZZZZZ. Lol the IRONy. haahaa cause feminism....and shiz....iron...y....okay i think youzzz get it.

Boi boi.

~heelorli