Saturday, May 1, 2010

Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

Today i had a massive coughing fit in the car. That was aided by the two whole milk coffee biscuits...half-crumbled in my mouth.

I was forced to go to macquarie to help choose a present for my mum's cousin's daughter's new-born baby boy. Since i hadn't eaten anything for like 3 hrs, i was naturally getting hungry, so i grabbed 3 milk coffee biscuits on the way out. I was holding my socks in one hands, slipping on my shoes and holding my 2 milk coffee biscuits, after shoving one in my mouth. So once i got into the car, and after that milk coffee was finished, i decided to put my socks on. I didn't know where to put the 2 milk coffee biscuits, so that they wouldnt get dirty, so i shoved them both in my mouth. As i was putting my socks on, i felt an itch in my throat...but i thought i would go away. NO. IT DID NOT. It started getting really itchy, and since i couldn't cough with the 2 milk coffee biscuits in my mouth, still hard (not soggy coz i couldn't produce enough saliva to melt(?) it." and that made it even worse. So at the peak of its itchiness, i couldn't hold it in any longer, and coughed. All these tiny dust-like particles shot into the air, and slowly floated onto my jeans. It was quite pretty but i didn't think about it at that time. I was seriously choking, and tears came rolling down my eyes and my nose became all runny and my face was red...it was really the worst coughing fit i ever had.

And i've had really bad coughing fits at really bad times. Like the one during the p.e. yearly...and i always seemed to have them in geography in yr 8. And this isn't really related, but i was playing at a piano recital thingo, and my nose started to run...like quite badly, and i couldnt stop to blow my nose, so i had to sniff through the whole thing. My body has bad timing for stuff. :(

Anyways, I'm off to sing at opera by the lake :) ill probably need to learn my words...HAHA and guess who im seeing thereeeee. :P LOL

I shall leave you with a joke.
Q: What's the hardest thing to do in the world?

A: Milk Arrowroot biscuits :P

Got that from my joke book. ha.ha.

~heelorli

Friday, April 30, 2010

WOW A MUST SEE!

random guy
ryo nishikido

I KNOW RIGHT!!!

okay, so i was looking up guys for my eng rep, and i found this potential claudio. But then i analysed him even more, and i realised that he looked so freaking much like ryo nishikido!! I WAS LIKE WOW.

How do you solve a problem like Hilary?

Mood: heh heh hehhhh

Dear _____,

You made my day. I knew it, the first moment i saw you, that we were meant to be. So i guess this is love at first sight hey? Just like Hero and Claudio...except we can swap roles and you can be my hero. I just couldn't stop looking at you this afternoon. Your eyes, your hair, your clothes, your smile. I loved the way you talked to the kids. I loved the way you told them to shut up. But most of all, I love you. I could never forget the way you waved your hands around in the air, and played the piano like a pro whenever you wanted...and the way you sang just warmed my heart to 46 degrees in what seemed like a 2 degree day. I knew that "This was the moment" when you told everyone to put their hands by their side instead of in front. I knew you were talking to me...i could see it in your eyes. You are the precious jem that my heart longs for...that my heart beats for............................that.................................................................

NO. JUST NO.

I mean yes...but no. Gosh, that was the cheesiest, corniest passage that ive ever written. But yeah, today was a GREAT day...Omesha would know ;) hahahahaha And it was hilaryous coz when we first got there, the first thing we noticed was this guy hanging around the piano, but we couldn't see his face properly...and omesha was like "Do i see something, or are my eyes just failing me?". So we went into the hall, and there he was, hanging around the piano :D So basically the whole time, we were...looking at him. But it's not like we could help it. He was the conductor. :) Oh and he's a halfie. I'm guessing half-jap from my own observations...but we dunno. We know one thing though...actually we know more than one thing. We know his name, which is somewhere in that beautiful, touching letter to him...FIND IT! :) haha this was clarified when we...well tiff asked ms. Johnston, and she said to us "He's too old for you guys!!" and it was quite the embarrassing. But its okay, we found out his name in the end. He's sooo talented though..at all things musical...he's like a super pro at piano, singing, CONDUCTING ;) and communicating with the kids :D......wow.....and he's traveled to heaps of places around the world to perform musical stuff......

haaahaahaa, i guess we'll see him on sunday then aye...hopefully in a suit!!! ;) heeheeeeeheeeee

~heelorli

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Just felt like it.

Mood: content :)

Haha i don't even know why i bother with the mood...

HAHAHAHAHAHA JESSICA CHIK. YOU ARE SO WEIRRRRRD!!! LOLOL the Ms. DAPIG!!!!! ahahhahahaah it would've been funny if it was though...

I think a cold (front haha) is coming :D but i just freaking healed from another one that lasted for like 2 weeks or something...strange thing about my colds are that i suffer like...far out i can't think of a simile...okay, so i suffer really badly with a runny and itchy and scratchy nose and sneezy and watery eyes for maybe a week? and then the next week is just a long drag of stuff in my nose, and me ducking under my table to get tissues from my newly invented portable tissue bag!!! Sorry its copyrighted. Na juuuuuust kidding. Imitation is the best form of flattery....wise words hilary...wise words...:D

I think we need another word for "booger" coz that word seems quite childish...and maybe not mucus...coz that sounds too scientific...we need like a 'cool' word for it like we have for other weird stuff...like parents - rents...........................................ummm yeah thats it. Far out, all the rest relate to sexual stuff. Gosh...

So yeah, my nose has never been this itchy actually. It feels really good when i rub it though...hmm that doesn't sound right...it's really satisfying when i scratch...its not really scratching though, coz scratching uses nails...when i move the cartiliged bit of my nose around? What am i talking about??

Okay, im just gonna go eat ice cream..but which one should i eat? The Cookies and Cream or Mango Sorbet? Good thing that my mum doesn't like mango sorbet, so that i can eat it all :) Bad thing that she probably won't buy it next time. Also, good thing my broder doesnt know it's opened...coz he won't open anything until the cookies and cream are finished :) heeheehee so i can eat the mango sorbet in secret, and he wont know that its actually been open the whole time...until it's all finished! YAY!

I think the cold's taking over the speech/typing region of my brain...far out. sorry, i just wasted your time...if you were smrt enough to read it all.

HAHAHAHAHAHA JUUUUUUUUST kidding. not. yes. not.yes.

okay ill just go and eat my mango sorbet.

bye bye

~heelorli