I was forced to go to macquarie to help choose a present for my mum's cousin's daughter's new-born baby boy. Since i hadn't eaten anything for like 3 hrs, i was naturally getting hungry, so i grabbed 3 milk coffee biscuits on the way out. I was holding my socks in one hands, slipping on my shoes and holding my 2 milk coffee biscuits, after shoving one in my mouth. So once i got into the car, and after that milk coffee was finished, i decided to put my socks on. I didn't know where to put the 2 milk coffee biscuits, so that they wouldnt get dirty, so i shoved them both in my mouth. As i was putting my socks on, i felt an itch in my throat...but i thought i would go away. NO. IT DID NOT. It started getting really itchy, and since i couldn't cough with the 2 milk coffee biscuits in my mouth, still hard (not soggy coz i couldn't produce enough saliva to melt(?) it." and that made it even worse. So at the peak of its itchiness, i couldn't hold it in any longer, and coughed. All these tiny dust-like particles shot into the air, and slowly floated onto my jeans. It was quite pretty but i didn't think about it at that time. I was seriously choking, and tears came rolling down my eyes and my nose became all runny and my face was red...it was really the worst coughing fit i ever had.
And i've had really bad coughing fits at really bad times. Like the one during the p.e. yearly...and i always seemed to have them in geography in yr 8. And this isn't really related, but i was playing at a piano recital thingo, and my nose started to run...like quite badly, and i couldnt stop to blow my nose, so i had to sniff through the whole thing. My body has bad timing for stuff. :(
Anyways, I'm off to sing at opera by the lake :) ill probably need to learn my words...HAHA and guess who im seeing thereeeee. :P LOL
I shall leave you with a joke.
Q: What's the hardest thing to do in the world?
A: Milk Arrowroot biscuits :P
Got that from my joke book. ha.ha.
~heelorli
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