The title is actually just two ideas merged together. So today i was watching ABC for the first time in 24 years, and originally, i went to ABC1 where there was this program about cuttlefish...they're actually really weird. Like i thought they'd look like squid...which they kinda do, but a little different. Their fins things are really floppy and thin and it looks like they're about to break...BUT SERIOUSLY, GOOGLE CUTTLEFISH. Then it got really boring coz all it showed was cuttlefish swimming around and the presenter who was underwater mumbled shizzle that they thought we could hear, but in fact, all we heard was "hm.hm.hm.hm.hm.hm.hm.mooomm.bluububbubububub" and it was quite pointless. So then i changed to ABC3, but it was this random penguin thing with a blue nose, whose nostrils just continually flared. That pissed me off, so i switched to ABC2. "In the Night Garden" was on, and IT'S THE CUTTEEEEEESSTT SHOW EVER!!! SORRY TELETUBBIES, BUT I THINK ID HAVE TO SAY THAT IT WAS EVEN CUTER THAN YOU! Not that teletubbies were cute anyways, because i need to be pro-my-generation, which was quite famous for teletubbies. I think teletubbies also served an older audience...coz it explores the themes of sexuality, diversity of race, age and gender. LOL yes wooooow. But it's like, no joke, a really interesting thing i found out. Because of my awesome, unverified evidence: Tinky Winky is gay, Dipsy was African American and a boy, Lala was, in my eyes, a girl and white, Po was a girl coz she was red and she was a baby...coz of her voice. OH and she's Chinese...according to somewhere...:D
But yeahhhh the stupid little cuteee things are so cuteee!!!!!! And the way they talk is so fricking cute!!! HAHAHAHHA and i think it was these "tomleeboos" or some shizzle, have these random cylinders on top of their head...BUT ITS WORTH WATCHING. OMGSHHH and the blue thing i think it was called iggilty piggilty????? is holdaing a blankieeeee!!!! ahhh and just by watching it, it seems so soft...or maybe coz ive felt one in target or wherever they sell them.
Okay, so now the pumpkin. I had a pumpkin. It was yum.
Then dinner time!!!! Blooooodyy helll!! ONCE AGAIN, AS USUAL, FOR THE 950098TH TIME, HE PISSED ME OFF. After coming home for 3 hours, he FRICKING DECIDED TO TAKE A SHOWER JUST AS MY MUM SAID DINNER TIME!!!! (in Canto...coz in English, HAHAHAHAH it just reminds me of What's the time mr. Wolf) So he took his stupid shower. Then i started eating the fish. Like mass eating it coz i fricking love steamed fish and no one can stop me from eating beautiful, scrumptious, delectable awesome steamed fish. Then my dad told me to stop and save some for my broder. Then i said it was his fault for not having a shower earlier. Then he said we need to consider him coz hes doing the HSC. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HIM TAKING A SHOWER EARLIER!??!?!?!??!?!??! and so i said he's just stupid coz he's missing out on a yummo fish. And turns out he hardly ate any fish at all coz he doesn't like fish.
Yeah, i probably sounded pissed but im not actually that pissed...i was more pissed at the fact that that stupid broder was fricking retardedly incapable of taking a shower earlier so that he can eat dinner on time. did that make sense? BUT LIKE WHAT THE HELL, HE'S ALWAYS LATE FOR EVERYTHING!!! :( But when it comes to morning class, he wakes up super early and even makes his own lunch...dude i think he has multiple personality disorder.
Now im doing my Commerce cover letter for a job. What is my job that i want to apply for, i hear you ask. Wait for it....(light light light chair) A WONDERFUL, AWESOME TOURIST GUIDE!!! in the Wolgan Valley in the Blue Mountains!!!! Yay.
I did this whole thing while sitting down. How did i do it, i hear you ask. Very simple procedure. 1. Pull keybopard down.
2. Type.
So yeah...................
Farewell....peeps.
~heelorli
