Some things

Mood: much better than yesterdayyyy :D

Sometimes, you just realise how much you really like something...only until it's too late....just like mandarins. I just had one then, and i picked the biggest, most loose skinned mandarin, ripped the very loose skin off and gobbled up like 90% of it. Until i reached the last two segments (?). I looked at it and thought "Wow, this mandarin really is succulent" It was one of the best mandarins i've ever had...except the seeds ruined it. But man, the juice was like bursting out of the membrane, competing with each other to tingle my tastebuds...and they sure diddly did. LOL either that reminds me of Flanders, or i typed it because of Flanders. Anyways, yeah................yummo mando.

Today, many LOL (manny) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH manny funny stuff happened today...well to me they were funny...and also to Jesse James and Kyle! :D BUT first thing. SORRY i alwaaaays talk about Modern Family, but it is srsly one of the funnayest shows everrr...i guess equal to HIMYM...but HIMYM is more like storyline interesting...whereas, Modern Family is like jokes and reality-y funny. I looked it up on wiki, and its actually a mockumentary which depicts the aspects of today's society. WOW that just sounded like my Eliot essay. Okay, so SPOILER ALERT!!! This is the 23rd episode!!!! So for Jay's birthday, Gloria (for those who don't know, she's a young, hot, Columbian woman re-married to Jay, an old, fat man) decided to take his whole family to Hawaii. She was expecting him to relax with her because that's what she liked about marrying an older man. But then just after Jay ordered like a fully fatty meal, his brother called him, saying happy birthday, and reminded Jay that he was turning 63...which was also when their father died because he was eating all this fatty food. So then Jay got paranoid and decided to exercise. Then funny stuff happens to everyone...etc etc...AND THEN Gloria was getting annoyed coz Jay was doing too much exercise, and in her little interview thing, she was like "Oh, Jay's always raanning, swimming, rowing.......like how my relatives got into this country." LOL well i found it super funnayyy...man i love her Columbian jokes!!! :D

And then today, when we got off the train, we saw this woman who was dressed quite........flamboyantly........so Jesse James and i kinda saw her...then we turned around...and we bursted out laarrrrghing...LOL okay it wasn't really that funny, but it's just funny how we think the same shizzle...like one day ALSO on a wednesday, when we were at Eastwood, waiting for Jesse James' bus, we were looking for her bus, and then she's like "that's not my bus"...and then i started "singing" "That's not my bus" to "That's not my name..." LOL OKAY THE WAY I WROTE IT MADE IT SEEM NOT AS FUNNY AS REAL LIFE...LIKE ALL MY OTHER 'FUNNY' STORIES." >___>

I like totes gee to the gee gee gee bruu..but ill end with a funny joke that Kyle found alpha beta hilarayous..wow that was two potential jersey names in one.

No, that's not the joke....it is....

Q: Why was the sportsground so cool?

A: Coz all the fans were in it!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA it was from my awesome jokebook! :D

~heelorli

What up bru?

Mood: everything.

I just watched i think chapter 17/18 of Modern Family...? IT WAS SO FUNNY LIKE EVERY OTHER EPISODE!!!! OKay so there was this part where Alex was describing the symptoms of ADHD to her mum, hinting that Luke had ADHD. So the symptoms were something like getting distracted by basic stimulants (e.g. a flashing light) and moving onto doing other stuff while halfway through one thing. So that kinda reminded me of my posts. But i don't think i have ADHD...i think more like PMS. Either today was a sheeeeett day, or it was just PMS. I kinda got pissed at everything...so first thing, i woke up at 7:15...which wasn't too bad since i was planning to catch the 8:08 express to school anyway. BUT i realised that we had to pack lunch, and i was just so sick of always having to pack that boy's lunch, as well as my own...so when he came out of his room, i sent him to the kitchen and told him to make lunch. So he kinda did...after i ripped off two pieces of cling wrap. Then i opened the fridge, and saw that my mum had already packed two packages (?) of bread for us. WOW COINCIDENCE?!?!?! my mum's just talking about it to my broder. Okay, so then i took out the two stacks of bread and put them in our lunch bags. Then he opened his, and to his shocking horror, there was nothing in it. So then we had to quickly put something in them to make them fureaking edible. So the simplest thing we found to spread on our bread was peanut butter. That was fine...until i looked at the clock. FAR OUT it was already 8, and we still had to eat breakfast...so we super quickly ate our cereal with too much milk, and ran out the door to our car.

On the way to the station, my dad drove the wrong way...which wasted another like 2 minutes. so when we FINALLY got there, i saw the express had already arrived. That's like the most nervous shizzle ever coz you kinda think you can make it if you run...but can you really be bothered? So i didn't bother...NO actually, for the sake of this biased story, i will say i ran. So i ran up the unending stairs, until i reached the top...no, not even the top, and the train fureaking left. So i missed it by like half a minute...and i read the board thing. It was another 7 minutes to epping...so i waited there...etc etc...then i saw Debbo and so i followed her to catch the express which came in another like 20 minutes, after the one to epping left. THEREFORE, WE CAN CONCLUDE THAT MISSING THE FUREAKING TRAIN BY HALF A MINUTE MADE ME WAIT FOR HALF A FUREAKING HOUR FOR THE NEXT FUREAKING TRAIN. DOES THAT TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT CITY RAIL?!?!?!??! They should like make the train to epping, before the normal express go later...like at about 8:19 LIKE THE OLD ONE...coz its so fureaking pointless having two trains going past hornsby at the same fureaking time. >___>

OHH and i also forgot to mention, as i got out of the car, i fully flashed...my dress got hooked onto my laptop, FULLY lifting it up...like FULLY. Then after fixing it, i looked up, and to my (fur real) horror, there was this MASSIVE queue for tickets. =="

I don't remember the other crappy stuff that happened...OH there's something in my ear, and its impairing my hearing...so my right ear is half deaf. Like literally..no exaggerations or shizzle bruh. :( But i couldn't be bothered to go to the doctors coz i was totally pmsing and getting pissed off at the thought of having to walk to the doctor. Okay, yeah so probably this whole week, im gonna be like im possessed...by some other....thing. Like...PMS = possessed miss.....WHATEVER. My ear's really annoying.

OH and also, i just found out today, that our internet had increased to like 120 gigs for like months now...and i was fureaking saving up internet to watch HIMYM :(

Anywho, goodbye...:(

~heelorli