Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Some things

Mood: much better than yesterdayyyy :D

Sometimes, you just realise how much you really like something...only until it's too late....just like mandarins. I just had one then, and i picked the biggest, most loose skinned mandarin, ripped the very loose skin off and gobbled up like 90% of it. Until i reached the last two segments (?). I looked at it and thought "Wow, this mandarin really is succulent" It was one of the best mandarins i've ever had...except the seeds ruined it. But man, the juice was like bursting out of the membrane, competing with each other to tingle my tastebuds...and they sure diddly did. LOL either that reminds me of Flanders, or i typed it because of Flanders. Anyways, yeah................yummo mando.

Today, many LOL (manny) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH manny funny stuff happened today...well to me they were funny...and also to Jesse James and Kyle! :D BUT first thing. SORRY i alwaaaays talk about Modern Family, but it is srsly one of the funnayest shows everrr...i guess equal to HIMYM...but HIMYM is more like storyline interesting...whereas, Modern Family is like jokes and reality-y funny. I looked it up on wiki, and its actually a mockumentary which depicts the aspects of today's society. WOW that just sounded like my Eliot essay. Okay, so SPOILER ALERT!!! This is the 23rd episode!!!! So for Jay's birthday, Gloria (for those who don't know, she's a young, hot, Columbian woman re-married to Jay, an old, fat man) decided to take his whole family to Hawaii. She was expecting him to relax with her because that's what she liked about marrying an older man. But then just after Jay ordered like a fully fatty meal, his brother called him, saying happy birthday, and reminded Jay that he was turning 63...which was also when their father died because he was eating all this fatty food. So then Jay got paranoid and decided to exercise. Then funny stuff happens to everyone...etc etc...AND THEN Gloria was getting annoyed coz Jay was doing too much exercise, and in her little interview thing, she was like "Oh, Jay's always raanning, swimming, rowing.......like how my relatives got into this country." LOL well i found it super funnayyy...man i love her Columbian jokes!!! :D

And then today, when we got off the train, we saw this woman who was dressed quite........flamboyantly........so Jesse James and i kinda saw her...then we turned around...and we bursted out laarrrrghing...LOL okay it wasn't really that funny, but it's just funny how we think the same shizzle...like one day ALSO on a wednesday, when we were at Eastwood, waiting for Jesse James' bus, we were looking for her bus, and then she's like "that's not my bus"...and then i started "singing" "That's not my bus" to "That's not my name..." LOL OKAY THE WAY I WROTE IT MADE IT SEEM NOT AS FUNNY AS REAL LIFE...LIKE ALL MY OTHER 'FUNNY' STORIES." >___>

I like totes gee to the gee gee gee bruu..but ill end with a funny joke that Kyle found alpha beta hilarayous..wow that was two potential jersey names in one.

No, that's not the joke....it is....

Q: Why was the sportsground so cool?
A: Coz all the fans were in it!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA it was from my awesome jokebook! :D

~heelorli

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