Freddo Rhymes with Paedo...hence Freddo is a Paedo.

mood: fine :D

Brothers and sisters! Mr. Dickson cannot get any pedoier than this. He has one of those pencil cases where there are transparent pockets in the front to put letters in right, and what does his say? Wait for it..........SNUGGLE.

.......................mhm....................................................................

That reminds me of awkward moments. There are a few types of awkward moments and a misconception is that many awkward moments are silences...i actually find...no, wait ill talk/ type about it later

1. When someone says something pretty damn strange...like 'i have hair on my nipples'...that is...yeah..quite an awkward moment...
2. The few seconds after a non-funny joke...which i rarely experience.
3. The moment where there's a silence and someone says "awkward silence" and then someone else "Na, that wasn't awkward" hahah love those
4. When someone accidentally touches your boobs/ other private property and mistakes it for a shoulder...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY TODAY, SENALI PUT HER ARM AROUND ME AND PATTED ME ON MY SHOULDER...ONLY TO REALISE THAT SHE WAS ACTUALLY PATTING SOMETHING FURTHER DOWN! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I had quite a lot to say...but my renewed interest in msn has distracted me...and i will end this post here.

~heelorli

Mr. Freddo

mood: swinging

LOL that mood thing was pretty smart...but yeah my farking mood is farking swinging and i hate it coz it makes me feel really irrational...as in after i get over the pmsing mood. It's like a fricking invisible mood-changer... thing......and it's just omfgsh i hate being a woman. On the topic of women, why am i ALWAYS the one to wash the dishes? After my mum and then my dad...why is it that EVERY SINGLE TIME that man sitting in the bluest room is always using "exams" as an excuse. So this is my theory, based on the trends so far:

The trends are that since im younger than him, my 'tests' aren't ever more important than his hence i'm the one to wash the dishes. For example, he was in year 6 and i was in year 4. He was doing the selective test, which was like your life decider back then...(until you realised that the HSC would then be triple that importance...or is it?...in a typical asian's eyes...ummm...yeah pretty much.)and so i was in year 4, so obviously i had to wash the dishes. So then when i was in year 6, he was in year 8...i don't think that was a problem actually...okay skip to him being in year 10 and im in year 8. School cert. EVERYONE says school cert isn't hard/ important/ sutdy-worthy...but what does he use to get out of washing the dishes? Mhmmmm....and this was the same with year 11 and me in year 9. Except for the school cert bit...replace that with "more important exams".

SO my prediction is that when i do the HSC i'll probably STILL be expected to wash the dishes because "uni exams are more important and intense than the HSC" ==" which i guess is kinda true............

ANYWAYS, ANOTHER THING THAT BUGS ME. Far out, i hate it...HATE IT when people leave like two squares of toilet paper on the roll so that they "didn't finish it" and don't need to take the roll off the holder and chuck it in the recycle bin. (note i said RECYCLE bin to promote waste management - reduce, reuse, recycle! haha.) This is the farking same with oranges. So my mum cuts oranges for us after dinner. I'm usually the first one to spot the oranges and so i gobble most of them down. Then i walk away for a little bit to do something, and come back for more. What i see is ONE piece of orange with a tooth pick stuck into the orange (lol such an original adjective), juicy flesh. Why only one piece? Obviously that stupid teenager stupid person doesn't want to take the plate into the kitchen, chuck out all the toothpicks and wash the friggen plate. So who has to end up with this tedious chore? The hungry one. ME. :(

All these habitual stories (?) haha stories describing a particular person's habits lead up to what happened today. So on Sunday, i asked my mum to buy lollies for kids for halloween (so that they don't rock up at our house and we have nothing but expired lollies) and we bought a bag of mixed (flavour) freddos and cadbury chocolate bars. So i opened it yesterday and took one...i think it was strawberry (coz strawberry flavours of everything taste gooood) and i was like "yummo dude, this is an awesome-tasting freddo!" Next day, which was today, i come home, open the pantry and i spot the bag of freddos. I look inside it, and to my fricking horror, there's only one strawberry one left! I swore there were like 5 strawberry ones. So i take the last strawberry one out to the living room where my bro was, and i was tempting him with it. Then he tells me to go check his table...and i was kinda excited coz i thought he got a new table (coz we were looking for desks...actually for me, but i was still excited anyway) and to my horrible horror, there lay 6 unwrapped, EMPTY freddo wrappers!!!!!!! :( AND 3 OF THEM WERE STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FARKING HELL I WAS PISSED OUT OF MY BRAINS. It's so freaking rare that we get to buy freddos and he eats all the motherfarking strawberry ones?!?!??!?!? What an ass/arse. :(

So now i'm left with plain old milk chocolate ones...not that i should complaining...considering like half the people in the world don't even have enough plain rice to eat each day...let alone chocolate...which used to be using child labour...but now some cadbury products are fairtrade which means they're actually paid...which is aweeeesomme! :D

OHHH and from the packet of freddos, i got a stack of tattoos...well not really a stack, more like 5 tatts, which is also awesome! I put one on my left wrist and it looks quite gangster. No it doesn't. Freddo and gangster don't go together. It looks........goooooooood. :D And i put one on my brother's upper arm as my good luck for him.....this juxtaposition of my behaviour towards him and his behaviour towards me just highlights his stoopid character.

Watching Keeping up with the Kardaashiansssssss!!! The name is so freaking long and whenever i say "have you watched keeping up with the kardashians?" i have to say it really really fast...which actually sounds quite cool :D but i might start a new trend and call it "Keeping up" but gay thing is that people might mistake me for "keeping up with the joneses"....which is....a tad bit different...you know...the lifestyle is quite different....and their idea of luxury...? haha :P

gooooodbyee! :D

~heelorli

11:12

mood: tired as hell even though it's not a mood...but then again are my moods ever moods?

Fur real freaking friends. I was just reading over the questions for my jap speaking tomorrow and i realised how many furigging mistakes i made in my writing test...when i initially thought i did pretty well in it whilst everyone was saying it was "a fail" and "omgggg that was so hard" i was actually smiling on the inside coz i thought i aced it. I guess i thought wrong. :(

SO ANYWAYS today i did an amazzzzinng thing. Since my friend works at wendy's i went an visited her. She told me that it was the last day that the wendy's at mac would be open, coz their business was failing and that they were trying to get rid of all the food. So she asked me what i wanted for free :) and as usual, my indecisiveness took over and i think i took about 20 minutes...literally to choose. 20 minutes later, i didn't even pick something off the menu...so my awesome friend came up with a brilliant idea! :D Heh heh she gave me a sample of every flavour in the wendy's menu...which is probably equivalent to maybe two ice cream scoops? Licorice was disgusting...as usual, and chocolate wasn't actually that great...strawberry, choc mint and lemon and lime sorbet were the best :D But dayum that was the highlight of my day.

Okay i'm so tired and shetted (haha whenever i say that, i think of shetland ponies...) for jap speaking.

BUT DUDE KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS!!! I just watched this ep where kim spent furiggin $20 fricking thousand bucks in one store. SHEETTTT BRUUU But that was the point of the ep...kourtney called up an 'interventionist' to talk to kim about her shopping problem. Haha it was funny. And rob is like fricking neat freak to the max bru. At the time, he was dating this cheetah girl and they just moved in together right, so a few days in, rob starts to get so meticulous about hygiene and cleanliness and shiz that it is farking funny. He's more perfectionist-ic than.........................................i dunno, but he doesn't even let his girlfriend eat on the couch coz she'll get it dirty. And he got pissed off at her coz her creams and toiletries were on his side of the sink in the bathroom. L TO THE O TO THE L BRO.

Anyways, i'm watching another ep of kim and co. OR SHOULD I SAY KIM AND KO. HAA.HAA.HAA. (yeah...coz everyfrickingthing they own starts with a 'k'...even kim's autobiography which is called kim konfidential. haha. And omgawwwshh kim shares the same birthday as me, and she just turned 30...30!!!! and she still relies on her mum like that. How does she rely on her mum, i hear you ask. GO WATCH IT. IT'S FARKING HILARIOUS.

i didn't close the bracket coz i don't know where to put it...coz putting it after hilarious is just strange.

My goosshhh i'm so tired. Ha. ha i swear i spend half my time on my blog saying i'm tired and sleepy. What an interesting blog.

Anywayyyyy byeeee :D

~heelorli