BUT FAR OUT THAT MOTHERFKING DICKHEAD IS AS ANAL AS AN ANUS. So what happened today was something so unnecessary. Since i have no rage in me right now, i will simply unbiasedly recount the events in detail...and since i am a very fair person (unlike Othello...lol okay no that's just racist, bitch.) I will provide the two sides of the story to show that i may have been at some fault.
My side of the story:
It's 9am and i get to maths. I sit down and start chatting sensibly and non-disruptively to Arunthethy. Then comes the big yeti. Stomping in with his permanent angry face. He sits down and asks "finished your work stupid bitches?" and no one answered, so he's like "ceebs to teach. Just...uh......do your homework." So i'm like okay, i won't say i finished my work because i don't want to seem like a smart ass. So then i whisper something extremely important about my new-found theory about how certain phenomena have a technical optimum. Then he goes "blahblahblah you should be working not talking. Go take THAT SPECIFIC DESK. NO, NOT THE ONE YOU'RE SITTING AT, NOR THE ONE NEXT TO SENALI. THAT SPECIFIC FKING DESK AND STARE AT THE FKING WALL BECAUSE I'M BORED AS FK." So i'm like "i'll be quiet and be a submissive fking woman." But he wouldn't accept it.
"Fk no. You're stupid and a woman and Choinese so i will do whatever i like. Go sit in that fking corner and face the fking wall and do nothing." So i end up moving THAT specific fking desk actually facing the fucking wall looking like some retarded fk. As i'm sitting there quietly, obediently, i take out my economics book because he actually said that I'm just gonna sit there and stare at the wall. As i'm flipping through my eco book, that giant yeti who belongs in the fking snow stomps into the room a second time, snatches my eco book away and plants this retarded maths in focus book in front of me. WHAT THE FKKKK?!?!?!?!?!?? You fking irrational muddaabetttchhhhhh. So then i express my tears of what-the-fkness which i totally shouldn't have because i just showed a sign of weakness, making him think he's even more of a top shit.
Stupid yeti's side of the stupid story:
Hmm...today's such a rainy day. It makes me feel so devos. Maybe i should be angry and irrational today. Let me stomp into this room to show that i'm angry. Hmmmmm...who should i yell at. Game time! The first person to speak gets owned. ALRIGHT! It's that stupid Chinese girl next to the black girl (lol sorry arun). What should i tell her off about...... Oh i know! She's finished her work! I'll tell her off for that because i'm irrational and angry and manopausing so i can be excused for acting like a douche. I'll just get her to move her seat away from the brown girl because i support segregation and i hate this multiculturalism shit and i'm just fking irrational. I'll also tell her to just stare at the fking wall so that i'm not the only one staring at the wall like a retard. Hm....i want to confuse the fk out of her. I'll say that she can just sit there and not do anything but give her fking maths to do. Hey, she's trying to make use of her time! Let me irrationally snatch that eco book away from her!
OKAY NOW I'M ACTUALLY FKING FIRED UP. I WAS AT NO FAULT WHATSOEVER!!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE BIT WHERE I MOVED MY DESK BACK AND TRIED TO SIT NEXT TO SENALI AND HE'S FKING LIKE "CAN'T YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND MY SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS?!?!?" FK NO, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR STUPID IRRATIONALITY. IRRATIONAL DOESN'T EVEN ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE YOUR FKING ANALNESS OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGM I ACTUALLY HATE HIM!!!!!!!! JUST ONE AND A HALF MORE YEARS...........ONE AND A HALF MORE FKING YEARS. FARK FARK FARK FARK FARKKKKKKK THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT THE MORE DOUCHEY HE GETS! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S SO DOUCHEY THAT BEING DOUCHEY IS A GOOD THING. NOW I'M DEFS NOT TAKING MY PARENTS TO SEE YOU...NOT THAT I WAS PLANNING TO ANYWAY. BECAUSE YOU'RE FKING DOUCHE MCDOUCHEDOUCHE. AND YOU KEEP THREATENING US ABOUT PARENT/TEACHER INTERVIEW. LIKE OFRICKING MG LIKE THAT'S GONNA DO ANYTHING.
I PROBABLY SOUND EXTREMELY STUBBORN RIGHT NOW BUT FK IRRATIONALITY IS EVEN MORE STUPID.
On a lighter note...oh wait, what lighter note? I got busted in eco and chem as well. FARK THIS SHIZ.
I WILL REBEL AGAINST THIS SCREWED UP SYSTEM. I AM GOING TO PROTEST. HOW AM I GOING TO PROTEST? I WILL CHALLENGE MYSELF TO NOT GET BUSTED AT ALL TOMORROW. (lol really? Great rebellion. Round of applause.) But seriously, i'm on this being-owned streak and i've gotta end it because they're doing reports now. It's probs too late anyway....... BUT it may not be. Who knows......who knows...........................................................
Goodbye. On this devos day...otherwise known as...D-Day.
~heelorli
