The Pantry

Mood: regretful

Brothers. Sisters. Mums and daddies. Two things i need to say.

Short, abrupt sentences used right there to create tension...WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT! Hence, as i may have stated to some people before, word choice is not actual word choice...it's word writing-coincidentally-is-a-technique.

So let's rewind to yesterday. Yesterday, i was a bored, bored girl. So i decided to make a loaf of banana bread...and it goes something along these lines.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall (about 1 metre high).

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings, horses and all the kings' men (me)

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

WHAT IN THE FREAKING WORLD MADE HUMPTY THINK THAT IT WOULD BE AWESOME TO FALL OFF A FRICKING WALL??? AND OBVIOUSLY THE KINGS AND HORSES AND SHIZZ WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PUT FRICKING HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN...ITS A FRICKING EGG. Honestly, there's no moral behind the nursery rhyme. Except for "don't put your eggs on a wall"...WHICH IS EGGSACTLY what i did. And that humpty dumpty story was EGGSACTLY what happened to my egg. So i was creaming the butter and sugar right, and i saw something in the corner of my eye fall...but i thought it was a container or something, so i was like "Whatevs bruder, i'll like totes pick that up laterrzzz". Then my mum came into the kitchen and said "What is that?", whilst pointing (suggesting that i should probably take a look and then clean it up). So i walked around the bench, and to my horror, it was a broken/ cracked/ spilt egg on the stupid ground. So then i had to clean it up.

Great story. Thought I'd like to share it with all my bros.

So the next story...today.

I have seriously been eating too much. Like nuu juuke bruu! Today, I've probably cleaned up the whole pantry...and that's almost not a hyperbole. So just to define my "too much". From breakfast till after dinner.

Breakfast: fried rice (extras whilst making my lunch)

Recess: celery sticks and cashew nuts (coz i was trying to be healthy, esp. before going to the gym...since i had an aim to become fit an healthy...unfortunately, that aim crumbled into pieces after school...but continuing on...)

Lunch: Fried rice

AFTER SCHOOL:

• 4 x 5cm x 5cm sultana buns
• handful of honey soy chicken chips
• handful of cashew nuts
• a stalk of celery (to "balance" it out)
• 2 x egg custard tarts

Dinner: the norm - rice and other stuff.

Dessert: One cup of cookies and cream ice cream, orange and apple pieces...hopefully the orange + ice-cream won't make my stomach go retarded....

SO YEAH. SORRY MARCELLA IF I CAN'T FIT INTO A DRESS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY! :( Or i could just get the award for miss obese.

~heelorli