BKS

Okay, here's something less trivial. i know right, WOAH did i just hear you gasp?!

No? Cause i didn't either.

Illness: BKS, more commonly known as Black Knee Syndrome.

Causes: frequent HGHS oval sitting in a cross-legged position. (absolutely reliable research [my assumption] has suggested that it is prevalent among other schools, but it's a fricking epidemic here at Hornsbo)

Cures: Sitting in the shade, not sitting (i.e. kneeling, standing, squatting....lol jokes, squatting will give you BTS - black thigh syndrome), sitting in the coca-COLA

Just thought i'd spread the word. After all, prevention is better than a cure. SO SCRAP THE CURES AND GO PREVENT IT BY.....actually the cures are pretty much preventions.....just prevent it dammit.

Bye!! (fur real friends)

~heelorli