Monday, June 28, 2010

Women

Mood: dude i needa do some work but this is super interesting

Okay, so i was reading the newspaper (obviously for english...what else? LOL) and i came across this super interesting article about the number of women prime ministers in the world...and surprisingly, there are actually 18 women prime ministers (or equivalent)...AMAZING AYE? i was planning to do my speech on this, but it was too broad...as in the topic of rising power of women...and there wasnt really a problem...like srsly, why would women with a rising power be a problem? pffffft. :P hahah Okay, so be surprised, the following countries have a prime minister or something along those lines, as a WOMAN.

* means she is the first woman to be in that position:

  1. Australia (coz its not all over the news)*
  2. Argentina *
  3. Bangladesh
  4. Costa Rica*
  5. Croatia*
  6. Finland*
  7. Bosnia and Herzegovina*
  8. Germany (dude i was like shocked.)*
  9. Iceland*
  10. India*
  11. Ireland
  12. Kyrgyztan (lol she looks asian...like proper asian...i was expecting mexico or american indian- asian...but ASIAN ASIAN.)*
  13. Liberia*
  14. Lithuania*
  15. The Philippines
  16. Switzerland
  17. Trinidad and Tobago*
Yeah, there are actually 18, but theres some shizzle going on in Finland...like one is the Tarja and the other is like the prime minister...so yeah.....o.O

It's pretty awesome...:D hahaha which means one day, women will replace men...in some ways...sometimes men are irreplaceeeeaaaabllllleee...to the left to the left....to the left, to the left...everything you own in the box to the left...something somethign something something.....okay. so yeahhh...like maybe someday, it'll be women raping men...or women's sports are actually shown on tv...like the Matildas winning the world cup one day...actually, women playing sports will never be as good as men playing sports...;) YEAHHH RONALDOOOO!!!!! hahahahha but good work women! I really actually wonder...if women will actually become dominant...coz like according to another article (haha dayum reading newspapers is my hobby) "end of the salaryman-led family"....may possiibleh mean that women are overtaking men in heaps of roles...okay, so i have this timeline in my head...

Many, many, many.....many years ago, aka cavemen period - men and women were kinda equal
Many, many, many years ago - men wrongly thought they were awesomer than women, so they began the dominating period
Many, many years ago - men just thought they were fully awesome and started beating women up
Many years ago - men continued to mistakenly think they were awesome and continued beating up women in the kitchen
Some years ago - womens' rights campaign and all that shizzle...women began to gain power...etc etc what we learnt in history...
Now - women are almost equal to men...except for some countries like the middle east places...and probs a lot of other countries, except we don't hear much from them...they needa learn to use the AWESOME internet bruhs.
Possibly in the future - women will think they are wesomer than men, so they began the dominating period
Possible further in the future - women will think they KNOW they are fully awesome and start beating the men up.......LOL and become bodybuilders...which means that mutations will start occurring and then become inherited and then women will become more muscular and well-built than men...and start raping men!!! LOL okay......

YEOP...that factual historical timeline, which came out of my info-filled brain is actually quite logical...since we're following the pattern of history...HAHAH i guess i could be a.............what's that dude called? whatever...i was planning to only stop after listing the women PMs...dammit...wasted so much time =="

OKAY BYE BYE!!!

~heelorli


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