Soccer is so Dangerrrrr!!!

Wow. Today's soccer game was just indescribable. It was one of the most traumatic experiences i've had my entire life...
It was like...wow...let's headbutt this...wooooooow....OMG EF!!! Shhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Ewwwwww ew ew ew ew ew!!! EW omg im never touching that ball!!!

So the whole drama began when Parmida was the goalie and did a goal kick. I was running past a pigeon, trying to avoid the ball hitting me. Well that succeeded but not for the pigeon. As the soccer ball landed, from about 2 storeys high, it freaking...(ewwww just thinking about it makes me cringe) okay, well it FREAKING SMASHED INTO THE DISGUSTINGLY FAT OBESE UGLY UGLY STUPID FUGLY, DUMBASS PIGEON!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww omg it was so gross considering pigeons were already originally effing fat and stupid and brainless. Then feathers started flying everywhere, and since i was already looking away because wherever there is a bird, i look away... Maansi said that the pigeon couldn't fly properly and was all retarded... but in the end, it flew away..thank goodness. I think it's got brain damage or something coz its like the pigeon crashing into a car. Sheeeeeeeeet that is so disgusting!!!!! But in no way, do i feel sorry for it, because they're so dumb and like i know it came from above and its eyes are like on the sides of its stupid fat head...but they deserve it. Contributing NOTHING to this society, but scabbing food from us. I mean, even their ancestors were much more useful than them...they were smart and used to carry messages from one place to another. Now these FAT AUSTRALIAN STUPID STUPID UGLY USELESS JUST PLAIN DUMB pigeons are...just there.

Farrrr outtt i despise these stupid pigeons so much!!!!!!!! They should just all go and die. There should be like this Australian law thing, where, for every pigeon that is killed, there should be a reward. Just like the Singapore people with their flies... But then there would be like dead pigeons all over the ground...I DUNNO.

Also, lack of soccer skills can be EXTREMELY dangerous...damaging body parts severely, such as, the nails. Today, we were doing goal shootouts since we were too crap to play an actual game and started doing drills in the middle of the lesson, and i thought i was going to "own" this shoot-out. Farrr outtt it was TERRIBLE!!! I kicked the ball and not only did it not go into the goal, Jess had to go get it because it rolled away. NOT ONLY THAT, but Jess broke her nail in the pink part BECAUSE of my lack of soccer skills. Her finger started bleeding like a dead pigeon and it was really sad coz i screwed up one of her beautiful long, rectangular nails. :( It's okay, she still has nine left. LOL jks jks i feel really bad.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and also before they came back from getting her nail all bandaged up, i wanted to bring Maansi and Jess' bags out to them...but then i tried carrying them and thought i'd look like a retard carrying three bags, so, as i was holding Jess' bag, i didn't want to put it back where it was, and instead i put it closer to the door, so that she wouldn't have to walk so far....considering i already got her injured...

Yeah...that was my day...and now it's 6:30...TIME TO WATCH NEIGHBOURS!!!!!!!! :D

~heelorli