Monday, March 1, 2010

Yum Yum Yuck

Mood: sho shleepy....

My mum bought this coconut flavoured body wash. Now i smell like coconuts! :D

Today i was so cold and hungry that i ate freaking loads at lunch. My mum packed me this cajan beef sandwich with a slice of Coon cheese, which just ruined the whole thing. I, nevertheless, ate it :D But before i ate it, i went and impulsively bought a Shin cup noodle for $2.60. Yeah thats right, $2.60. No, the emphasis is not coz its expensive, and that in asian grocery stores, its only 80c for the fkn thing, plus if hot water was added, it would only be $1.00, but its coz it was only meant to cost $2.50. HOWEVER, the canteen chick couldnt count, so she didnt give me change. But i guess that makes up for her kindness...giving me a Shin cup noodle BEFORE all the hot foods were sold out. SERIOUSLY, what kind of a rule is that?!?!?! What kinda of a canteen is this? Dude we should really complain to the principal so that he can fire these retarded people...this is freaking misleading advertising...its on the menu...so why cant we buy it?!?!?! GOSH not all people want fkn hot foods coz they dont even make it nicely, so why force us to eat that stuff. >:(

THEN today, mr. fkn marshall was being a bastard today. When people told me that mr. marshall (note the absence of capital letters for his name) was really up himself and mean and shiz, i thought "he couldnt be that bad...right?" BUT I PROVED MYSELF VERY WRONG! So today, as we were at the top of the stairs of the maths/ geo level, jess and i were too wide to fit both us down the stairs. So, as usual, we were letting each other go first...out of niceness :D BUT THEN STEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBUTT mr marshall was like "girls, hurry up and walk down the stairs" DUDE what the farkk is wrong with you??? its like ur running out of time in ur life?!?! srsly, patience mayte. Like what kind of a teacher would say that? Just coz u have a fkn 6 pack, doesnt mean that ur the fkn king of the school. In fact, ur a horny little bastard who likes to take photos of urself in a freakin pilot suit feeling up another teacher's leg.

Haha in the short stories booklet, theres this story called Mrs. Cart, and theres a character in it called Doug Marshal. It's funny, coz he's also a bastard in the story who is an alcoholic and beats up his poor wife.

Ohh and as i was typing menu, i just thought of hong kong, and how there was this restaurant called "Me n U" HAHA..

~heelorli

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