Insects and Chafing

OMFGGFGFFGFGFGFGFGFGFGGGGGGGSHHHHH today was a fun day. However, it was totally not my day. FARKING SHIZ AS. The beach and bus rides were totally cool...except for a few things. So i got to the beach. All was good. Then i started tanning. Not cool, but that was like considered 1 on the scale of terrible things happening today. Mentos ice. Had to worry about that. But that wasn't even worth worrying compared to the rest. So after a few times of surfing in the water...ah duh...where else would you surf...? actually sand surfing is quite fun...except for the part where you have to walk up this massive dune in dry, hot sand. ANYWAY. After a few times, i got up and it felt like i had a cut between my thighs. So i thought, nah this is tolerable...it's just a cut. But then i dipped it in salt water. Then i thought. Okay this is starting to hurt. But think of how much more painful people suffer from wounds from natural disasters...so i thought na, i shouldn't complain. (wow Hilary, you're sooooo thoughtful! LOL). So anyway, then i got up out of the water. My boardies started rubbing against my "cuts" even more esp. with the added salt. It was then that was the point where i started to complain coz it was literally pouring salt into a wound. So sorry for all the people who had to tolerate my complaining but my gosh did it sting. From then on, i started walking strangely...initially walking via the hips, so bringing each hip forward so that i didn't have to move my legs...then that was too much effort, so i just walked with my legs straight. BUT BROS, CAN I JUST SAY, THAT THAT WASN'T EVEN THE MOST PAINFUL THING. What WAS, was when i got home and took a shower. This has to be the most excruciating shiz ever...even more than the scratching of the pimple...i would probs score that a 6 if this was a 10 pointer. As with other wounds, i'd wash it in the shower, knowing that it'd sting for a few seconds and then the pain would go away. BUT NOT THIS TIME DAMMIT. In fact it'd stung so much that i was literally screaming and swearing like crazy...it hurt so much that i can't even describe how much it'd stung. Poor me :( So basically, it hasn't really gotten better even though i've put cream and shiz on it...yeah...i'm still walking like that. Moving on, i was watching World News Australia on SBS and they started to talk about the Korea thing. I decided to go online on my school laptop to find out more about it. Suddenly, all these ants started crawling out, onto my body, so i started brushing them off arms and legs...and i think one of them bit the area which was chafed which was farking ;lfkjweofiheofkjsdhnfjk fark i wanted to kill them so badly...they even piss the shiat out of me right now. FARK I'M SO PISSED!!! I HATE ANTS TO THE MAX BRO I HATE THEM!!!! FARK FARK FARK!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR SDLFJHSD;FKUSDHFEDOJFSKLDSFJD STUPID ANTS CAN GO SCREW THEMSELVES. I WANT TO KILL THE QUEEN ANT SO THAT SHE WON'T PRODUCE ANYMORE STUPID LITTLE SLAVE ANTS YOU MOTHERFARKER. I showed my mum all these ants, but for some reason, they left when i tried to show her. So my stupid, nosey-ass bro goes "Did you take ice?" NO YOU FREAKING RETARD THE ANTS WERE FREAKING THERE THOSE DUMBASS ANTS FARK GO AND CRAWL ON LIKE POO OR DEAD ANIMALS DAMMIT FARK YOU ALL. IT WAS SO DISGUSTING DAMMIT F;LKJSOIDFK. My mum sussed out my laptop and turns out they were coming out of my laptop coz my mum tapped the laptop and these ants started to come out. SHIT IT WAS GROSS. So after tapping them, my skin became itchy, and still is, so i've created another rash on the top of my right foot. OMGGGGASHHHHH then i went on facebook. What decides to come onto my skin NOW? A FARKING MOSQUITO. AND NOT JUST AN ORDINARY SIZED ONE, BUT A FARKING MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE ONE. IT WAS ABOUT 2 CM ALL AROUND...WHATEVER THAT MEANS, BUT THE BODY WAS SO DARK AND I COULD SEE IT SO CLEARLY AND IT WAS FARKING DISGUSTING DAMMIT FARK I HATE THIS I HATE IT HOW THE INSECTS COME OUT NOW. GO BACK AND HIDE IN YOUR STUPID DUMBASS HOLES OR WHEREVER YOU FARKING LIVE DAMMIT.

Other than that, the chips and Ben and Jerry's ice cream were the highlight of my day. Which then reminds me, today, for some reason, i was craving pizza so i asked my mum if we could order pizza. Then she said she already cooked rice. I got sooo pissed that we couldn't have pizza. That was weird. What else was weird, was that i kept eating today. Breakfast, i had a half a two-sliced sandwich with avocado and turkey and lettuce...only coz my mum woke up before me and made it :D Which is extremely rare, coz my usual brekkie is Up& Go...which is extremely convenient. Then for morning tea and lunch, i had:

• biscuits
• 2 x pears
• a full two- sliced sandwich consisting of exactly the same things for brekkie
• 3 L of water
• hot chips
• ice cream
• lollipop

After school, i had biscuits again, dinner, which was rice with veggies and meat...the usual. After dinner, i had oranges and apples.

Wow. That is a lot of food.

Today was not a cool day...yet at the same time, it was. Hope everyone had a better day than what i had. =="

~heelorli