Stinging Sensation

Wow...the pain and suffering a heart goes through when a long, beautiful relationship ends...the slow, endless stabbing in the chest...not that i've been through that before. BUT I KNOW PAIN ALRIGHT. What in the world is more painful than scratching a developing pimple on your back, you tell me. So this pimple started growing on my back i think on sunday, but i only realised it was there yesterday. How? The hard way. I was in my piano lesson, waiting for my teacher to come back from photocopying something, and i feel this irritation (lol sounds like irrigation) HAHAHHAHAHHA okay. This itchy thing on the top of my back. So the natural instinct is to obviously scratch it. TERRRIBLE IDEA. The next thing i feel is this sting that spread from the centre of that motherfarking pimple to the outskirts of it...just like the doughnut effect. HA.HA. HAHAHAHHAHA IT WAS SUBURBANISING!!!!! Okay anyway, my teacher came back, and i was subtly squirming in pain. BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON. So i pretended nothing happened and continued playing. BUT MOTHERFARKING HELL IT WAS FARKING EXCRUCIATING SHIZ BRU!!! AND THE SAME THING HAPPENED TODAY WHEN I WAS HAVING A SHOWER. I WAS SCRUBBING MY BACK WITH THAT BODY SCRUB THING, FORGETTING THAT I HAD THAT DUMBASS PIMPLE. SO YEAH, SUBURBANISATION AGAIN. =="

Anyway, today is david astler's birthday. Who is he, i hear everyone ask. He's the dude from Letters and Numbers on SBS WOOOOOOOOOOOO I reckon it's actually the best game show i've ever watched...and it's quite original...actually all the game shows are original...original being different to each other, not not copying the game show from other countries, particularly the US and trying to change the prizes coz Australian game shows give such shiat prizes, and changing the name and claiming it to be an "original" game show. Actually i think Letters and Numbers is British. Yeah i just looked it up, it's called "countdown" in Britain...WHICH EXACTLY PROVES MY POINT OF CHANGING THE NAME. BUT WHATEVS BRUDERS. It's got Lily. WHO'S LILY, I HEAR THE WHOLE WORLD ASK. She's this pretty pretty (haa.haa.) chick who i thought was kinda not exactly the smartest chick coz she was quite pretty...NOT SAYING THAT PRETTY GIRLS AREN'T SMART...OF COURSE THERE ARE MANY PRETTY GIRLS WHO ARE SMART...JUST NOT ON TV...NO. I'M JUST JUDGING NOW. SHUT UP HILARY. OKAY SO TURNS OUT I WAS COMPLETELY WRONG...like with every other thing. hahah like telling Marra to go sit in our lebb sanctuary when everyone was sitting in 311...oops. So i researched Lily Serna, and she's actually doing a mathematics degree with applications in biology...which just reminds me of mr. dickson. ==" ANYWAYS, I KEEP DIVERGING FROM MY TOPICS. haa. haa. Okay so yeah she solves all the numbers games REALLY quickly and accurately...speed and accuracy...haha reminds me of coaching for selective. ANYWAYS FAR OUT. She will be my new role model! :D

ALSO ON SBS, IS THE MOST AWESOME SHOW, MAN VS. WILD...if i haven't said it enough times on my blog. Yesterday, Bear went to the Sahara Desert. Man, i felt his heat. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAH TWO PUNS RIGHT THERE. Man, as in man vs. wild and his "heat" ...not that he's hot or anything...ACTUALLY his body. Shiat man. HAHAH. His body is like super fit. I guess most people associate "fit" with fourteen packs and guns and shiz. He has guns, but no fourteen pack. But you can actually see that he's super fit coz his legs and abdomen are really muscly. Not toned, but like i dunno you can just tell that he's really fit. And how do i see so much of his body? Ah duh, i watch the show. All he does is strip baby ;) HHHAAH true story. It's actually true. He strips in like EVERY ep. Whether it's scorching (like yesterday's one...he jumped into quicksand and taught us how to get out and he stripped when he got out so that the mud and shiz wouldn't cause friction in his groin and armpits when he started walking. WHICH IS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT! I NOW KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF QUICKSAND AND I BET MOST PEOPLE DON'T. SO WHILE I'M GETTING OUT OF IT, WITHOUT PANICKING, EVERYONE ELSE CAN PANIC AND MOVE AROUND AND SINK THE BOTTOM OF THE QUICKSAND THING.) continuing.....yeah he strips even when it's freezing...literally....like -20 degrees. He was in Greenland i think, and he jumped into a pool of ice water. WOW I JUST REALISED WHAT A GOOD COMPARISON I MADE. WOWWWW HE JUMPS INTO EXTREME POOLS OF SHIZ TO TEACH US HOW TO GET OUT. WOWWWW. yeah so he jumps into the pool of water and gets out. He then took off all his clothes...INCLUDING UNDERWEAR ;) and started doing push-ups on the ice. Quite unusual.............hmmm.......but he's quite an awesome man. who vs. wild. HAAHAHAHAHHAHAH GOOD ONE.

Which also reminds me why men who were in the army/ are in the army are good men to marry.

1. They would have good bods....face you can always change...HAHA
2. They're disciplined
3. They're obedient so you can order them around...LOL JOKES BRUS...EQUALITY AMONG MEN AND WOMEN...BALANCE OF POWER IN RELATIONSHIPS DUDES...lol not according to my theory of "changing times" HAHAHHA the cycle of patriarchal/ matriarchal society. Yeah that made sense.
4. They 're strong
5. They're not afraid to suffer
6. They can actually take a bullet for you...being in the war and shiz...unlike the fb groups that are like "i'd take a bullet for you...the only thing in the way is my mum" or some shiz...that is if they were sent to the war and not like an I.T. dude...NOT THAT THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT!!!

Cool list right there. Coz most of the points weren't repeating themselves.

I'm actually really hoping that a woman reads my feature article...coz it's about women's liberation and gaining power and shiz...

I have a joke...not mine, but it's quite funny...i actually had to pause and think for a bit...ready?

Brunette: ''Do you know that Christmas is on a Friday this year?''

Blondie: ''Oh, let's hope it's not going to be the 13'th!''

HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE.

~heelorli