Egg facials. WOW they actually...probably work! I got this off Michelle Phan (endorsement #1). So basically you get an egg, separate the white from the yolk, whisk the white, shove it in the oven and BING! YOU'RE DONE. Lol. no....that's how you make a meringue. OKAY SO VERRRRRRY SIMPO. It's basically what i said. Just don't fricking shove it in the oven. First step: smear the whisked egg white on your face. NOTE this facial kinda stinks...mainly stinks up your bathroom more than your face....no actually they stink the same. But it's okay, it's just egg. OH AND NOT A GOOD IDEA IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO EGG...for slightly obvious reasons....................................alright! That would've been the safety audit in a scientific experiment, and i would've gotten marks deducted coz i didn't write that first and a teacher would probs say "it would'nt be very helpful if you wrote that at the end would it?" and i'd be like "piss of mate" and they'd be like wtshizzle brah. okay that made no sense coz a) i didn't even write it at the end and b) this isn't a scientific experiment brudda.
So yeah smear it on your face, then wait for it to dry and then wash it of with "lukewarm" water. Lol what's with that word anyway? Lukewarm. I would like to know how that word came to be. In fact, i will search it up right away.
ah.....totes get it now. ANYWAY. Then you smear on the egg yolk and leave it on until it becomes like all hard and shiz and then lukewarm water it off!
Then your face should feel and look awesome!
ALSO showers. I hate it when you tell people not to use your awesome herbal essences shampoo and conditioner (endorsement #2) coz it's especially made for awesome long hair and then people with short-ass hair use it anyway and they say "ohhh but i only use this little" but, stupid one, this little bit accumulates to this much (hand gesture)...............................is what a crazyass selfish biatch would say.
Just a straight out endorsement (#3) biore is an awesome brand for facial wash.
HIMYM TIME!!!!!! (endorsement #4)THE FRICKING LATEST EPISODE IS FRICKING HILARIOUS I DON'T THINK LOL, ROFL, LMAO, ROFLCOPTER, LMFAO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA, LULZ, ZOMGASH LULZ, FRICKING LOOOOLL CAN DESCRIBE IT. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PART WHERE THEY DECIDE ON WHICH STRIP CLUB TO GO TO. HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS S6 EP 21 BTW AND ZOMGASH I WOULD TOTALLY PUT THE VID UP HERE BUT YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANNA GET FINED/ SUED FOR COPYRIGHT LAWS THEN THERE'D BE TORTS, AFFIDAVITS, SUMMONS TO COURT WHATEVER THAT TERM IS....anditstoomucheffort.
And just saying, I TOTALLY SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO WINCHY WHEN SHE TALKED ABOUT HEART OF DARKNESS PRACTICE ESSAY. LIKE BRO, "To what extent can a contemporary reader respond approriately to 'Heart of Darkness'? " REALLY? BRO, REALLY?!?!? uhh like a contemporary reader can respond confuzzledly coz Joseph Conrad bro, speak English. WHICH WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE SHIATLOADS OF ASSOCIATIONS WITH THE ACTUAL CONTENT OF THE BOOK since it's all about english colonisation and how he was actually talking about the English, but he used Belgiums coz he was actually criticising english peeps landing in Congo and all this post-colonial discourse AND ZOMG KILL ME NOW.
Okay bubye. I do realise the font and spacing changed but T.M.E. (too much effort - this abbrev. is gonna be a thing). Another thing. How funny is the word abbrev. It's like a word describing itself....? Okay bye.
~heelorli
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