It's cause of fking phone companies that don't tell you accurately how much internet you have fricking used in one month and you end up paying $2940.39 at the end of the fking month on top of your $49 stupid cap plan. Lol jokes it was only $56 on top of the $49. STILL. FOOK YOU THREE/VODAFONE. I bet it's cause they merged, and now three thinks it's top shit so they can inaccurately update your internet usage. Fking hell find some other way into making profit instead of leeching money off awesome, non-stupid people who watch how much they spend.
So pretty much i walked home today, went to the mailbox and saw the phone bill. My heart start pounding because i kind of knew i used too much internet this/ last month. But i only thought it would be like $10 extra or some shiz. BUT NO. FKING THREE/VODAFKINGFONE LIKES TO IMMORALLY TRICK PEOPLE BY CHARGING THEM FKING $348059483 PER FKING MEGABYTE. GAHHHHHHH So with my heart skipping many beats and me pretty much hyperventilating (yes it is way more stressful than school reports) i opened the soggy envelope. I quickly leafed through the unnecessary-but-probably-necessary-in-the-future-records-of-phone-calls-for-each-person-which-not-only-is-a-waste-of-paper-but-it-is-really-trippy-because-it's-just-pages-and-pages-of-numbers-almost-like-the-betting-section-in-the-newspaper-not-that-i-bet-on-horses-or-anything-of-course..........and i got to my page. I scanned down and HOLY MOTHERSHIZZ A HUNDRED AND FIVE FRICKING BUCKS WAS MY TOTAL. but it's okay i've had worse. I had a 300 hundred dollar bill once. Not that i'm proud of it. I'm just saying to make myself feel better this time round. And to think that people learn from their mistakes. what a joke. But yeah, i'm hiding the bill under my laptop until i get a fifty dollar note from the atm and give it to them so that they don't start blasting verbal shit at me. LOL jokes how disrespectful of me. I was meant to say - so they don't start highlighting my mistakes and constructively teach me how to live my life...out of parental love. Lol.
Fur realz. Good bye good bye good bye good bye put a smile on your diiiial! Yeahno. Bye.
~heelorli
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