Like omggggg gurl powerrrrr

Okay the title wasn't supposed to sound sarcastic but I figured it would sound incredibly cheesy/corny to say "Girl power. Yeah!" with everyone's hands in the middle and then dispersing...HAHA

So I had this epiphany about something really important. Yeah my posts clearly show what I regard as important. Aaaaanywayyy I was thinking about Beyonce's songs, and they have this progression of increasing gurrrl powerrrrr...like tooootally....okay i should stop sounding sarcastic cause this is a legit argument. Not really an argument but a point i MUST highlight because it will make a huge difference to everybody's lives. Alright here's my evidence:

1) Cater to U(2004): There's something about catering to the man and preparing slippers and meals and shiz. Like omg no gurll powerrrrr.
2) Irreplaceable(2006): Pack your boxes and move on overrrr to the left!!! Wooo! No. this is not a gameshow.
3) Listen (2006): Listen to me bitch. You're going down. Pretty much what the song's about. Well starts off with the chick listening and succumbing to the man's orders etc etc submissive, obedient (the feminism topic from year 11...) and then she finally has the courage to speak her mind!! Wooooooo!!!! And she's like "I can sing whatever i like bitchezzz"
4) Run the World (Girls) (2011): Can it get anymore pro-female?

Also I wanted to say something about North Korea but there are probably peeps out there checking the Internet so i probs shouldn't say it. Lol cause they would totally check out my blog. Well if they do, HEYYYYYYYY BRUDDAS WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!!

Fun fact: I love the way Barney said "blog" in his estonian accent. So a good birthday present would be a recording of him saying "blog" in that estonian accent. LOL

Okies going to go do nothing now!!!

HO! HO! HO! YOU'RE ALL HOS!!!!
Just kidding. Or am I? No. I'm really kidding. Jokes. Not. Jokessssssss.......
Okay bye.

~heelorli