Beds, Showers and Gherkins

HAAA.HAA. (nelson from simpsons laugh) I bet the title misled ya'll bitchezzz.(lol i'm re-reading this sentence and i thought "misled" was "misle-d" as in pronounced miss-eld...or mise-eld) if you get what i mean....jellybean.....)

ANYWAY, I AM FREAKING IN LOVE WITH GHERKINS MUDDERBITCHEZ. And i have been for the past two weeks. Gawshezzzzzz. lol. no that word's gay. WHICH REMINDS ME. I've been trolling youtube and i found some trolls called nigahiga and kevjumba who trolled like trolls. Yeah, no. I still don't know how to use "troll". And yeah that just reminded me of one of their vids. I've only started to actually non-stop watch them today. Yeahhh no yeah...just 5 years late. I'm using yeah no yeah an awful lot aye?

OKAY. Back to the gherkins. MAN THEY ARE THE BEST DAMN SNACK/FOOD/ THING on this fricking planet dammit. Omgsh just thinking about them makes my mouth produce excessive saliva which is currently gradually exiting my mouth, down my chin and...plop! onto the desk. And believe it or not, it's not their shape i've fallen in love with ;) It's the WHOLE PACKAGE DAMMIT. First you unscrew the lid, which takes a while especially if it's a new jar, coz that just builds suspense and your mouth would be doing the same as mine right now. Then when you hear that "pop!", man you're in business (quoting huey the cook/chef dude who wears cool-ass braces. As in non-teeth braces but brace braces. Which reminds me, is he even on channel ten anymore? Coz his kind of cooking was like pour in a barrel of Campbell's chicken stock. Wrap it in pre-made pastry. Buy a can of whipped cream. Buy filleted fish and mush it altogether. "Then you're in business" Like Huey bro, come on.) Yeah, back to the gherkins. So you take out a fork/toothpick. (Forks would be better coz sometimes the toothpick isn't long enough to get to the gherkins further down the jar, which then leads to you touching the best damn thing in the world - gherkin juice. Lol i mean the vinegar thing that makes gherkins so fricking delicious and delectable and tastayyyy. And then people would be like omgash you touched the juicy thing and then you'd be like "wtf like, no i didn't" and then they'd be like "like, yeah you did, i'm like totes not eating those anymore" AND THEN SCORE. WHOLE JAR IS YOURS. In which case, toothpick would be better) SO you take the fork/toothpick out of the jar, with a 7.5cm gherkin attached to the end. You open wide. (as in mouth, not.....something else.................awkward.................................) AND THEN BAM! THE FLAVOURS JUST BURST OUT OF THE GHERKIN AND LANDS IN EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY (lulz) OF YOUR FRICKING MOUTH AND THEN YOUR TASTEBUDS GO FRICKING CRAZYYYYYYYYY LIKE ZOMGWTSHIZDF;SKDFJDFKLSJFDJFL BARGHHHHHHHH AND THEN YOUR MOUTH PRODUCES WAYYYYY TOO MUCH SALIVA SINCE IT'S STIMULATED BY THE GHERKIN ;) AND THEN......you swallow. BEST. GHERKIN. EXPERIENCE. EVER.

Then man, you think about the experience and damn, i think that drop of saliva is burning through the desk coz DAYUM that gherkin was awesome.

So that's my holiday. LULLZAAAAA BRO. JOKES. I've been doing wayyyy more than that. . .................like..........watching HIMYM.........forthe4thtime. WHICH REMINDS ME funny quote. So Robin was at a high school prom (lol that's so american) and she came across these "nerds" who were calculating something. but they got the calculation wrong. So she was like "Wow, nerds who are bad at math. You're gonna get far in life." WHICH MADE ME L-TO THE-O-TO THEFRICKING-L.

Okay bye.

Wait, just realised i didn't explain the title. They're things i'm fricking loving at the moment.

Okay fur real friendzzz bye.

~heelorli