Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Sup dewds

I wish i lived back in the cavemen period. Yeah...back in those days. Remember when the purpose of life was to catch fish with a spear, kill cows with a...spear?, pick berries off the berry trees, dig out witchety grubs....wait this is a description of Aboriginals. Except for the cows bit. Because i'm guessing there were no cows. Until the British came. And brought cows. Haha i remember this girl in primary who used to be obsessed with cows......

Let me try again.

Remember those days when the purpose of li...no. We weren't fking born back then, so no. No one fricking remembers. Okay so the point of this was to say how simple life was...back in those days. Markets= swapping some silver pieces of jagged...silver for a pig. Or swapping gold pieces of gold for some vegetables. No idea in what world vegetables are cheaper than a pig. But yeah. Swapping shiz with shiz. Tangible shiz with tangible shiz. Now we're swapping words with words and peeps go broke and depressed and suicide because of it. Yes, i'm talking about the derivative market. (Ooft) LOL no i havent fully tabouli read my eco txtbook but what i remember from reading it in class was that pretty much, people buy prospective shmizzle. Like if the soil is fertile one year, people are gonna buy shitloads of wheat...NO. NOT TANGIBLE WHEAT. Wheat on a document. Wheat on a piece of paper. (hopefully recycled..hahhahano.) This world is getting too complicated for me :(

JOKES I CAN HANDLE IT. The real question is...Can the world handle me? haha. haha. Yeah i can't wait to go to da snoweez.

Also. Yesterday, i went grocery shopping with my mum after she returned from work (which was like at 4 and it was fking freeeeeeeeeezing). We went to the beautiful, pristine, peaceful suburb of Eastwood to buy fish. When she came out of the fishmonger (hahah i lubB dat wurd) she gave the fish for me to hold. So then we were walking until we reached the fountain with totally drinkable water because it's so clean. Then suddenly, i don't know what it was...maybe the clean water, the fish fking flapped. IT WAS SO SOSOSOSOSOOSOSOSOSOOOOO GROSS. EW EW EW just thinking about it makes me shiver. So then i quickly gave the fish back to my mum. Lol i should've let it free in the fountain so that when a kid came along, they'd have been scared shitless. hahahahhaa jokes man. I looovvvvvee kids ;) ;) ;) hahha no.

My hands too cold to type. G.o..o.d.by.......e.

Wutt da hewww. Okay bye.

~heelorli


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