Back

Wow that was a long break from blogging. But now i'm back. Without blogging, i really felt this part of me was missing................................................................................................................................................................. Not really. In fact it was way more productive. I've finally finished The Life of Pi, which made me really want to go to the zoo. Not only that, but i think i've just begun my reading obsession!!!! Wooooo!!! Okay so a few weeks ago/ last month/ LAST YEAR WOW. I wanted to improve my english coz mrs palgan said reading improves your english etc...SO i decided to force myself to begin a reading obsession :D heh heh OKay so i promised myself that by the end of these holidays, i would finish my 392847 (5) unfinished books sitting on my bedside table, now covered in dust. I was actually excited about finishing those books...until the english dept dumped a massive pile (6) of books on my dusty bedside table. They dumped it so hard that the dust flew off. HAA.HAA. I'm so funnay :D

AND i decided to make a photo album of myself LOL coz i'm that self-obsessed. NO. i think it'll be really cool to just keep adding photos as i grow and so when i look back, i can think back to all those beautiful memories that shaped who i am today....wow.....how deep was that...i actually might make a photo album on my blog :D ill scan some baby pics...LOL AND SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY ACCURATELY DEPICT MY AWESOMENESS (haha i don't think that sentence made sense) BUT THERE'S ONE WHERE I'M READING..WHICH PORTRAYS MYSELF TODAY...16 YEARS LATER...ME AND MY READING OBSESSION! :D haha

BYEEEEEEEEEEE! :D

~heelorli

Insects and Chafing

OMFGGFGFFGFGFGFGFGFGFGGGGGGGSHHHHH today was a fun day. However, it was totally not my day. FARKING SHIZ AS. The beach and bus rides were totally cool...except for a few things. So i got to the beach. All was good. Then i started tanning. Not cool, but that was like considered 1 on the scale of terrible things happening today. Mentos ice. Had to worry about that. But that wasn't even worth worrying compared to the rest. So after a few times of surfing in the water...ah duh...where else would you surf...? actually sand surfing is quite fun...except for the part where you have to walk up this massive dune in dry, hot sand. ANYWAY. After a few times, i got up and it felt like i had a cut between my thighs. So i thought, nah this is tolerable...it's just a cut. But then i dipped it in salt water. Then i thought. Okay this is starting to hurt. But think of how much more painful people suffer from wounds from natural disasters...so i thought na, i shouldn't complain. (wow Hilary, you're sooooo thoughtful! LOL). So anyway, then i got up out of the water. My boardies started rubbing against my "cuts" even more esp. with the added salt. It was then that was the point where i started to complain coz it was literally pouring salt into a wound. So sorry for all the people who had to tolerate my complaining but my gosh did it sting. From then on, i started walking strangely...initially walking via the hips, so bringing each hip forward so that i didn't have to move my legs...then that was too much effort, so i just walked with my legs straight. BUT BROS, CAN I JUST SAY, THAT THAT WASN'T EVEN THE MOST PAINFUL THING. What WAS, was when i got home and took a shower. This has to be the most excruciating shiz ever...even more than the scratching of the pimple...i would probs score that a 6 if this was a 10 pointer. As with other wounds, i'd wash it in the shower, knowing that it'd sting for a few seconds and then the pain would go away. BUT NOT THIS TIME DAMMIT. In fact it'd stung so much that i was literally screaming and swearing like crazy...it hurt so much that i can't even describe how much it'd stung. Poor me :( So basically, it hasn't really gotten better even though i've put cream and shiz on it...yeah...i'm still walking like that. Moving on, i was watching World News Australia on SBS and they started to talk about the Korea thing. I decided to go online on my school laptop to find out more about it. Suddenly, all these ants started crawling out, onto my body, so i started brushing them off arms and legs...and i think one of them bit the area which was chafed which was farking ;lfkjweofiheofkjsdhnfjk fark i wanted to kill them so badly...they even piss the shiat out of me right now. FARK I'M SO PISSED!!! I HATE ANTS TO THE MAX BRO I HATE THEM!!!! FARK FARK FARK!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR SDLFJHSD;FKUSDHFEDOJFSKLDSFJD STUPID ANTS CAN GO SCREW THEMSELVES. I WANT TO KILL THE QUEEN ANT SO THAT SHE WON'T PRODUCE ANYMORE STUPID LITTLE SLAVE ANTS YOU MOTHERFARKER. I showed my mum all these ants, but for some reason, they left when i tried to show her. So my stupid, nosey-ass bro goes "Did you take ice?" NO YOU FREAKING RETARD THE ANTS WERE FREAKING THERE THOSE DUMBASS ANTS FARK GO AND CRAWL ON LIKE POO OR DEAD ANIMALS DAMMIT FARK YOU ALL. IT WAS SO DISGUSTING DAMMIT F;LKJSOIDFK. My mum sussed out my laptop and turns out they were coming out of my laptop coz my mum tapped the laptop and these ants started to come out. SHIT IT WAS GROSS. So after tapping them, my skin became itchy, and still is, so i've created another rash on the top of my right foot. OMGGGGASHHHHH then i went on facebook. What decides to come onto my skin NOW? A FARKING MOSQUITO. AND NOT JUST AN ORDINARY SIZED ONE, BUT A FARKING MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE ONE. IT WAS ABOUT 2 CM ALL AROUND...WHATEVER THAT MEANS, BUT THE BODY WAS SO DARK AND I COULD SEE IT SO CLEARLY AND IT WAS FARKING DISGUSTING DAMMIT FARK I HATE THIS I HATE IT HOW THE INSECTS COME OUT NOW. GO BACK AND HIDE IN YOUR STUPID DUMBASS HOLES OR WHEREVER YOU FARKING LIVE DAMMIT.

Other than that, the chips and Ben and Jerry's ice cream were the highlight of my day. Which then reminds me, today, for some reason, i was craving pizza so i asked my mum if we could order pizza. Then she said she already cooked rice. I got sooo pissed that we couldn't have pizza. That was weird. What else was weird, was that i kept eating today. Breakfast, i had a half a two-sliced sandwich with avocado and turkey and lettuce...only coz my mum woke up before me and made it :D Which is extremely rare, coz my usual brekkie is Up& Go...which is extremely convenient. Then for morning tea and lunch, i had:

• biscuits
• 2 x pears
• a full two- sliced sandwich consisting of exactly the same things for brekkie
• 3 L of water
• hot chips
• ice cream
• lollipop

After school, i had biscuits again, dinner, which was rice with veggies and meat...the usual. After dinner, i had oranges and apples.

Wow. That is a lot of food.

Today was not a cool day...yet at the same time, it was. Hope everyone had a better day than what i had. =="

~heelorli

Sniffles. Haha sounds like dog.

Omgggggaaashhhh i just broke my record for not getting a cold this whole year. That's right. YEAR. No, not week, not fortnight, not month, not term, not semester, not half-year, but year. The stage i'm at is the most damn irritating stage of the cold. Where i blow my nose every 30 secs. Of course i'd like to blow something else every 30 secs ;). LOL SECS. haa.haa. ANYWAY. The intense blowing of my nose leads to a screwed up nose, obviously. The skin of my nose starts peeling after it becomes super red. And it's not like the whole nose goes red, it's the bit between the nostrils that blushes. lol. blushes and stings like shizzle. This ain't really helpful at the moment since i've got my prd right now, which makes it super inconvenient to go to the beach on thursday. The problem isn't that i've got a cold and so i can't swim/ it'll get worse, which probably isn't even possible. But it's coz i'm probably gonna be so busy blowing my nose that i won't even have fun. And i'll probs be all dizzy and shiz and not know what the hell i'm doing and then i'll faint and float away into the sea...which would then lead to me stuck in the middle of the ocean. I would then swim to the nearest island i can find and get a volleyball and name it Wilson. But thankfully, i would know how to survive in the wild. How? Obviously, Bear Grylls. I love that man. Therefore, with all those weeks of survival lessons, which have been 283 times more helpful than these lessons at life and resilience, i would be able to survive the 1001 days on the island...hopefully not turning into wild beasts due to a lack of authority and order in the society since i will probably meet some littluns who have no freaking idea where they are because the authorities thought it'd be better off for them to be isolated from a war-torn nation where they have been neglected...this is otherwise known as "protectionism". Then i would build a boat. No, not papa's boat. But BEAR'S BOAT, which is 20 times more stable and provides a higher chance of survival because bear doesn't have a paperbag face. Instead, he has a bear face. haa.haa. This boat will then be built by bear's camera crew and made of logs and vines and tree sap to stick some stuff like branches and shiz together. This will then be my form of transportation for the next 238 hours. I will then arrive home, rub my cheek against the soft, 3 ply toilet paper as though i was raised by dogs. I will then write a short story, poem, feature article, letters to the editor with opposing views and a speech to the school assembly about my experience. I will name them all, "There are no signposts in the sea". After that, i will write a reflection statement, including an evaluation of what i did, and how i could've improved on it.

But as they all say, prevention is better than a cure. So i shouldn't go surfing or to the beach at all. But i want to go surfing. So tough, Hilary. Man up.

~heelorli

The Grim Adventures of Hilly and Jeffy

Okay before i go take a shower, i just have to rage about washing dishes. Gosh i don't even know where to start. So obviously after dinner, my stupid, dumbass brother goes "HEY HILARY, YOU HAVEN'T WASHED THE DISHES IN A LOOONG TIME. WHY DON'T YOU DO IT TONIGHT?" In front of my dad...who was probs gonna wash it anyways...coz i was kinda busy...........watching hamish and andy's reministmas.........anyway omgsh it was the worst washing-dish session. First, i forgot to wear the apron...which probably doesn't even do anything anyway coz it seeps right through and once i finish washing the dishes, i probably won't even need the shower....or wash my clothes...wow 3-in-1! no. So then i was washing the dishes....actually this accounts for each time i wash the fricking dishes. OKAY SCREW THE RECOUNTING. I'M GONNA LIST WHY I FREAKING HATE WASHING DISHES. CLEANING THE TOILET'S PROBABLY EVEN BETTER.

1. My hands freaking stink like rubber shiz afterwards...which right now.
2. EVERYTIME MOTHERFARKING TIME I FORGET TO TAKE THE RICE BOWL THING OUT OF THE RICE COOKER AND PUT THE REMAINING RICE INTO A TAKE-AWAY BOX AND CLEAN THE BOWL THING...and that takes so much damn effort.
3. THIS IS THE SAME WITH THE PLACEMATS. I finish washing everything and look at the table. AND THE FRICKING PLACEMATS ARE STILL FARKING THERE. So i have to fill up the sink again, squeeze that shiz in and wash it. AND THEN RINSE IT. AND THIS IS THE CAUSE OF MY DISH-WASHING SHOWER. COZ THE PLACEMATS ARE SO FREAKING FLOPPY AND ONCE THEY BEND IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, WATER GOES FLYING EVERYFREAKINGWHERE.
4. For some dumbass reason, when i take the plug out of one sink, the plug in the other sink like pops out and all the shiz from the sink of water goes down the sink...? no down the drain? which totally defeats the fricking purpose of a strainer.
5. THEN THERE'S THE SPONGE. I use an actual sponge...not a sponge on a stick...which i've tried to convince my mum to buy...but she's like just use a damn sponge ==" it takes freaking months to squeeze out all the soap from the sponge so not only is it a waste of time, but also a waste of water...WHICH ALSO APPLIES TO THE WHOLE DISH-WASHING PROCESS DAMMIT. WASTE OF TIME AND WATER. Why don't we just use disposable plates and utensils?!?!?!? Apart from the fact that it'd be EXTREMELY ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY. and expensive. and stupid. it'd be super convenient. except then you'd have to go and refill your stock like every week...which would then be quite inconvenient...just a tad bit....

DESPITE THIS there is one thing i like about washing dishes though. It's slightly weird, but i really like washing the chopping board coz it's too big to fit into our sink nicely, so i stand it up, and brush the water up from the sink with the sponge and rub it all over the board...doesn't that remind you of something?? Yes! Washing a baby!!! Even the sounds of the soft water-splashing sound like it!!! :D

Also i don't get how people, i.e. the men in our family, can wash the dishes without gloves. LOL men in the kitchen? Nooo wayy. Yes way bru. It's quite disgusting...like i don't mean to sound like a princess or anything...what the hell. How is washing dishes a princess? Princesses don't ever touch dirty dishes. They leave it to the servants...or to put it nicely, the maids. So i, the maid, doesn't understand how people can wash the dishes and touch the squashed, pureed, greasy water without gloves. That's quite disgusting.

So while i was washing my babies, my bro decided to come in a rub it nice and smoothly into my face. He goes "Oh i thought i was washing the dishes....JOKES!" =="""""""" My face absorbed it alright. (lol im trying to go with the metaphor of "rubbing it into my face"...................)

Talking about metaphors, today we went walking at meadowbank park, which would be the explanation of my invisibility in the darkness...haa.haa you get it? Okay, i got really tanned. And i was walking with my bro. This was quite a competitive walk since we were both trying to walk in front of each other. Esp. with boiz and their ego.........So throughout the whole thing, we were walking and overtaking each other on the somewhat narrow footpath. For the last 15 mins, he beat me by a fair bit and walked in front of me, DELIBERATELY NOT LETTING ME OVERTAKE. Then we got to the oval. MY GOSH IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GREEN GRASS I'D EVER SEEN. IT WAS LITERALLY A CARPET OF GRASS. LOL. how many literary techniques did i just use in that sentence? Irony, metaphor, imagery. So yeah, walking on the grass. He continued to walk in front of me, again not letting me overtake him. Then he goes "haa.haa. you get the metaphor? Even in this vast area of grass, i'm not letting you get in front of me."

So that was my day. Far out the toilet paper thing happened again today. Where someone left like 2 squares of toilet paper on the roll so that they didn't have to remove it, chuck it in the RECYCLING bin and replace it. ==" so i had to do that. Grrrrrrrrrr.

Yay. tomorrow's SAIL showcase. Yay. yay. yay...........................what are we gonna do?? Stand around reading reports all day? I mean, not that the reports are boring or anything...since im sure everyone has been producing meaningful work for the past year, eager to show off, tomorrow, what they've done for the WHOLE YEAR and not the night before it was due. Haha and i'm tooootally not one of those people. Like fur real. I wasn't. Not trying to boast or anything. :D

~heelorli

Stinging Sensation

Wow...the pain and suffering a heart goes through when a long, beautiful relationship ends...the slow, endless stabbing in the chest...not that i've been through that before. BUT I KNOW PAIN ALRIGHT. What in the world is more painful than scratching a developing pimple on your back, you tell me. So this pimple started growing on my back i think on sunday, but i only realised it was there yesterday. How? The hard way. I was in my piano lesson, waiting for my teacher to come back from photocopying something, and i feel this irritation (lol sounds like irrigation) HAHAHHAHAHHA okay. This itchy thing on the top of my back. So the natural instinct is to obviously scratch it. TERRRIBLE IDEA. The next thing i feel is this sting that spread from the centre of that motherfarking pimple to the outskirts of it...just like the doughnut effect. HA.HA. HAHAHAHHAHA IT WAS SUBURBANISING!!!!! Okay anyway, my teacher came back, and i was subtly squirming in pain. BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON. So i pretended nothing happened and continued playing. BUT MOTHERFARKING HELL IT WAS FARKING EXCRUCIATING SHIZ BRU!!! AND THE SAME THING HAPPENED TODAY WHEN I WAS HAVING A SHOWER. I WAS SCRUBBING MY BACK WITH THAT BODY SCRUB THING, FORGETTING THAT I HAD THAT DUMBASS PIMPLE. SO YEAH, SUBURBANISATION AGAIN. =="

Anyway, today is david astler's birthday. Who is he, i hear everyone ask. He's the dude from Letters and Numbers on SBS WOOOOOOOOOOOO I reckon it's actually the best game show i've ever watched...and it's quite original...actually all the game shows are original...original being different to each other, not not copying the game show from other countries, particularly the US and trying to change the prizes coz Australian game shows give such shiat prizes, and changing the name and claiming it to be an "original" game show. Actually i think Letters and Numbers is British. Yeah i just looked it up, it's called "countdown" in Britain...WHICH EXACTLY PROVES MY POINT OF CHANGING THE NAME. BUT WHATEVS BRUDERS. It's got Lily. WHO'S LILY, I HEAR THE WHOLE WORLD ASK. She's this pretty pretty (haa.haa.) chick who i thought was kinda not exactly the smartest chick coz she was quite pretty...NOT SAYING THAT PRETTY GIRLS AREN'T SMART...OF COURSE THERE ARE MANY PRETTY GIRLS WHO ARE SMART...JUST NOT ON TV...NO. I'M JUST JUDGING NOW. SHUT UP HILARY. OKAY SO TURNS OUT I WAS COMPLETELY WRONG...like with every other thing. hahah like telling Marra to go sit in our lebb sanctuary when everyone was sitting in 311...oops. So i researched Lily Serna, and she's actually doing a mathematics degree with applications in biology...which just reminds me of mr. dickson. ==" ANYWAYS, I KEEP DIVERGING FROM MY TOPICS. haa. haa. Okay so yeah she solves all the numbers games REALLY quickly and accurately...speed and accuracy...haha reminds me of coaching for selective. ANYWAYS FAR OUT. She will be my new role model! :D

ALSO ON SBS, IS THE MOST AWESOME SHOW, MAN VS. WILD...if i haven't said it enough times on my blog. Yesterday, Bear went to the Sahara Desert. Man, i felt his heat. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAH TWO PUNS RIGHT THERE. Man, as in man vs. wild and his "heat" ...not that he's hot or anything...ACTUALLY his body. Shiat man. HAHAH. His body is like super fit. I guess most people associate "fit" with fourteen packs and guns and shiz. He has guns, but no fourteen pack. But you can actually see that he's super fit coz his legs and abdomen are really muscly. Not toned, but like i dunno you can just tell that he's really fit. And how do i see so much of his body? Ah duh, i watch the show. All he does is strip baby ;) HHHAAH true story. It's actually true. He strips in like EVERY ep. Whether it's scorching (like yesterday's one...he jumped into quicksand and taught us how to get out and he stripped when he got out so that the mud and shiz wouldn't cause friction in his groin and armpits when he started walking. WHICH IS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT! I NOW KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF QUICKSAND AND I BET MOST PEOPLE DON'T. SO WHILE I'M GETTING OUT OF IT, WITHOUT PANICKING, EVERYONE ELSE CAN PANIC AND MOVE AROUND AND SINK THE BOTTOM OF THE QUICKSAND THING.) continuing.....yeah he strips even when it's freezing...literally....like -20 degrees. He was in Greenland i think, and he jumped into a pool of ice water. WOW I JUST REALISED WHAT A GOOD COMPARISON I MADE. WOWWWW HE JUMPS INTO EXTREME POOLS OF SHIZ TO TEACH US HOW TO GET OUT. WOWWWW. yeah so he jumps into the pool of water and gets out. He then took off all his clothes...INCLUDING UNDERWEAR ;) and started doing push-ups on the ice. Quite unusual.............hmmm.......but he's quite an awesome man. who vs. wild. HAAHAHAHAHHAHAH GOOD ONE.

Which also reminds me why men who were in the army/ are in the army are good men to marry.

1. They would have good bods....face you can always change...HAHA
2. They're disciplined
3. They're obedient so you can order them around...LOL JOKES BRUS...EQUALITY AMONG MEN AND WOMEN...BALANCE OF POWER IN RELATIONSHIPS DUDES...lol not according to my theory of "changing times" HAHAHHA the cycle of patriarchal/ matriarchal society. Yeah that made sense.
4. They 're strong
5. They're not afraid to suffer
6. They can actually take a bullet for you...being in the war and shiz...unlike the fb groups that are like "i'd take a bullet for you...the only thing in the way is my mum" or some shiz...that is if they were sent to the war and not like an I.T. dude...NOT THAT THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT!!!

Cool list right there. Coz most of the points weren't repeating themselves.

I'm actually really hoping that a woman reads my feature article...coz it's about women's liberation and gaining power and shiz...

I have a joke...not mine, but it's quite funny...i actually had to pause and think for a bit...ready?

Brunette: ''Do you know that Christmas is on a Friday this year?''

Blondie: ''Oh, let's hope it's not going to be the 13'th!''

HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE.

~heelorli

WOW MAN

BOYZ AND GILLZ MR. DICKSON FINALLY SHAVED OFF HIS FRICKEN MOUSTACHE. IT'S LIKE FULLY SHAVED AND HE LOOKS REALLY BALD...even though he has hair...he looks really bare and naked.........hair -wise............................EW. But he looks so much younger and you can actually see his teeth and skin...he just reminds me of one of those freshly shaven sheep...LOL alliteration. Haa.haa. OR SHOULD I SAY, BAA.BAA. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

So anyways, i think i've told the whole of Northern Sydney community this, but yesterday, i went to Meadowbank Park with my parents LOL in an attempt to get fit. They kinda forced me to go actually...i wanted to go walk nearby but they insisted on going there. So i came across this tyre swing thing, and seeing people have so much fun on them in movies, i decided to give it a go. I got one foot in, but it was so high up i had to like jump to get my other foot in. Finally, with difficulty, i got into the tyre swing...swing tyre? tyre swing. SHIT MAN MY THIGHS WERE FELT LIKE THESE KNIVES WERE CUTTING THROUGH MY FAT. (which would be quite good coz then i'd have to get surgery and they can meanwhile do some liposuction LOL) But yeah dude, i was also wearing shorts yesterday which made it even farking worse. So i had enough of the pain and i decided to get out. I was squirming and screaming, trying to get my legs onto the ground, while the tyre was cutting through my beautiful, tender thigh fillets...but the ground was so farking far down, and i couldn't exit the way i got out by taking my legs out first, so there i sat, farking screaming in pain...while my parents were laughing at me. I was farking stuck in a farking tyre. So then my dad got me out. Wow that just sounded like a story a 6 year old would tell. BUT SHIZ BRU, MOST MOTHERFARKING EMBARRASSING EVENT YET. AND DUDE WHEN I WAS ON THE TYRE, I COULDN'T EVEN SWING PROPERLY. WHAT THE SHIZ IS WITH THOSE ACTORS/ ACTRESSES, SMILING JOYOUSLY IN A FIELD OF DAISIES AND LUSH GREEN GRASS, WITH THE SUN SETTING BEHIND THEM, GOLDEN HAIR FLYING IN SLOW MOTION. COZ THAT AIN'T WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

Anyway, i just realised i forgot to give Jess her tennis Freddo tattoo.

LOL and last night. OH LAST NIGHT ;) no.

So last night i was sleeping in my bed trying to fall asleep while patting my eeyore (yes that sounds childish and uncool) but it's a really cute toy coz it's purple and it's smile is so fricken adorable and it's fat and plump and sad-looking. So yeah i was nursing my eeyore, and suddenly my bro comes and opens my door, enters my room without permission and takes the eeyore out of my hands, saying "This is the Stolen Generation". HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAH i thought that was pretty funny. OF COURSE NOT THAT THE STOLEN GENERATION IS FUNNY. In fact it is no laughing matter. The suffering and pain they have gone through...you know....we must pay our respects to the Darug and Gu-Ring-Gai People as i discussed with Jess today :D Lest we forget. ACTUALLY THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING. It's actually serious...for once. Before the yearlies, we watched the "Bringing them Home" Vid for the 193rd time, and this time i actually listened...and there was this woman who was like "If ANZAC Day commemorates the ANZACs who underwent suffering, isolation and removal from their families to fight in the war and are remembered, where's our (Stolen Gen.) Lest we Forget?" Well it was something along those lines, and it was totally a wake up call which inspired me to.......do something about it........Sure, the ANZACs dudes went through all that shiz, but so did the Aboriginals...so where is their commemoration thing? HUH? HUH? HUH?

Wow typing that just touched my heart.

~heelorli

Freddo Rhymes with Paedo...hence Freddo is a Paedo.

mood: fine :D

Brothers and sisters! Mr. Dickson cannot get any pedoier than this. He has one of those pencil cases where there are transparent pockets in the front to put letters in right, and what does his say? Wait for it..........SNUGGLE.

.......................mhm....................................................................

That reminds me of awkward moments. There are a few types of awkward moments and a misconception is that many awkward moments are silences...i actually find...no, wait ill talk/ type about it later

1. When someone says something pretty damn strange...like 'i have hair on my nipples'...that is...yeah..quite an awkward moment...
2. The few seconds after a non-funny joke...which i rarely experience.
3. The moment where there's a silence and someone says "awkward silence" and then someone else "Na, that wasn't awkward" hahah love those
4. When someone accidentally touches your boobs/ other private property and mistakes it for a shoulder...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY TODAY, SENALI PUT HER ARM AROUND ME AND PATTED ME ON MY SHOULDER...ONLY TO REALISE THAT SHE WAS ACTUALLY PATTING SOMETHING FURTHER DOWN! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I had quite a lot to say...but my renewed interest in msn has distracted me...and i will end this post here.

~heelorli

Mr. Freddo

mood: swinging

LOL that mood thing was pretty smart...but yeah my farking mood is farking swinging and i hate it coz it makes me feel really irrational...as in after i get over the pmsing mood. It's like a fricking invisible mood-changer... thing......and it's just omfgsh i hate being a woman. On the topic of women, why am i ALWAYS the one to wash the dishes? After my mum and then my dad...why is it that EVERY SINGLE TIME that man sitting in the bluest room is always using "exams" as an excuse. So this is my theory, based on the trends so far:

The trends are that since im younger than him, my 'tests' aren't ever more important than his hence i'm the one to wash the dishes. For example, he was in year 6 and i was in year 4. He was doing the selective test, which was like your life decider back then...(until you realised that the HSC would then be triple that importance...or is it?...in a typical asian's eyes...ummm...yeah pretty much.)and so i was in year 4, so obviously i had to wash the dishes. So then when i was in year 6, he was in year 8...i don't think that was a problem actually...okay skip to him being in year 10 and im in year 8. School cert. EVERYONE says school cert isn't hard/ important/ sutdy-worthy...but what does he use to get out of washing the dishes? Mhmmmm....and this was the same with year 11 and me in year 9. Except for the school cert bit...replace that with "more important exams".

SO my prediction is that when i do the HSC i'll probably STILL be expected to wash the dishes because "uni exams are more important and intense than the HSC" ==" which i guess is kinda true............

ANYWAYS, ANOTHER THING THAT BUGS ME. Far out, i hate it...HATE IT when people leave like two squares of toilet paper on the roll so that they "didn't finish it" and don't need to take the roll off the holder and chuck it in the recycle bin. (note i said RECYCLE bin to promote waste management - reduce, reuse, recycle! haha.) This is the farking same with oranges. So my mum cuts oranges for us after dinner. I'm usually the first one to spot the oranges and so i gobble most of them down. Then i walk away for a little bit to do something, and come back for more. What i see is ONE piece of orange with a tooth pick stuck into the orange (lol such an original adjective), juicy flesh. Why only one piece? Obviously that stupid teenager stupid person doesn't want to take the plate into the kitchen, chuck out all the toothpicks and wash the friggen plate. So who has to end up with this tedious chore? The hungry one. ME. :(

All these habitual stories (?) haha stories describing a particular person's habits lead up to what happened today. So on Sunday, i asked my mum to buy lollies for kids for halloween (so that they don't rock up at our house and we have nothing but expired lollies) and we bought a bag of mixed (flavour) freddos and cadbury chocolate bars. So i opened it yesterday and took one...i think it was strawberry (coz strawberry flavours of everything taste gooood) and i was like "yummo dude, this is an awesome-tasting freddo!" Next day, which was today, i come home, open the pantry and i spot the bag of freddos. I look inside it, and to my fricking horror, there's only one strawberry one left! I swore there were like 5 strawberry ones. So i take the last strawberry one out to the living room where my bro was, and i was tempting him with it. Then he tells me to go check his table...and i was kinda excited coz i thought he got a new table (coz we were looking for desks...actually for me, but i was still excited anyway) and to my horrible horror, there lay 6 unwrapped, EMPTY freddo wrappers!!!!!!! :( AND 3 OF THEM WERE STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FARKING HELL I WAS PISSED OUT OF MY BRAINS. It's so freaking rare that we get to buy freddos and he eats all the motherfarking strawberry ones?!?!??!?!? What an ass/arse. :(

So now i'm left with plain old milk chocolate ones...not that i should complaining...considering like half the people in the world don't even have enough plain rice to eat each day...let alone chocolate...which used to be using child labour...but now some cadbury products are fairtrade which means they're actually paid...which is aweeeesomme! :D

OHHH and from the packet of freddos, i got a stack of tattoos...well not really a stack, more like 5 tatts, which is also awesome! I put one on my left wrist and it looks quite gangster. No it doesn't. Freddo and gangster don't go together. It looks........goooooooood. :D And i put one on my brother's upper arm as my good luck for him.....this juxtaposition of my behaviour towards him and his behaviour towards me just highlights his stoopid character.

Watching Keeping up with the Kardaashiansssssss!!! The name is so freaking long and whenever i say "have you watched keeping up with the kardashians?" i have to say it really really fast...which actually sounds quite cool :D but i might start a new trend and call it "Keeping up" but gay thing is that people might mistake me for "keeping up with the joneses"....which is....a tad bit different...you know...the lifestyle is quite different....and their idea of luxury...? haha :P

gooooodbyee! :D

~heelorli

11:12

mood: tired as hell even though it's not a mood...but then again are my moods ever moods?

Fur real freaking friends. I was just reading over the questions for my jap speaking tomorrow and i realised how many furigging mistakes i made in my writing test...when i initially thought i did pretty well in it whilst everyone was saying it was "a fail" and "omgggg that was so hard" i was actually smiling on the inside coz i thought i aced it. I guess i thought wrong. :(

SO ANYWAYS today i did an amazzzzinng thing. Since my friend works at wendy's i went an visited her. She told me that it was the last day that the wendy's at mac would be open, coz their business was failing and that they were trying to get rid of all the food. So she asked me what i wanted for free :) and as usual, my indecisiveness took over and i think i took about 20 minutes...literally to choose. 20 minutes later, i didn't even pick something off the menu...so my awesome friend came up with a brilliant idea! :D Heh heh she gave me a sample of every flavour in the wendy's menu...which is probably equivalent to maybe two ice cream scoops? Licorice was disgusting...as usual, and chocolate wasn't actually that great...strawberry, choc mint and lemon and lime sorbet were the best :D But dayum that was the highlight of my day.

Okay i'm so tired and shetted (haha whenever i say that, i think of shetland ponies...) for jap speaking.

BUT DUDE KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS!!! I just watched this ep where kim spent furiggin $20 fricking thousand bucks in one store. SHEETTTT BRUUU But that was the point of the ep...kourtney called up an 'interventionist' to talk to kim about her shopping problem. Haha it was funny. And rob is like fricking neat freak to the max bru. At the time, he was dating this cheetah girl and they just moved in together right, so a few days in, rob starts to get so meticulous about hygiene and cleanliness and shiz that it is farking funny. He's more perfectionist-ic than.........................................i dunno, but he doesn't even let his girlfriend eat on the couch coz she'll get it dirty. And he got pissed off at her coz her creams and toiletries were on his side of the sink in the bathroom. L TO THE O TO THE L BRO.

Anyways, i'm watching another ep of kim and co. OR SHOULD I SAY KIM AND KO. HAA.HAA.HAA. (yeah...coz everyfrickingthing they own starts with a 'k'...even kim's autobiography which is called kim konfidential. haha. And omgawwwshh kim shares the same birthday as me, and she just turned 30...30!!!! and she still relies on her mum like that. How does she rely on her mum, i hear you ask. GO WATCH IT. IT'S FARKING HILARIOUS.

i didn't close the bracket coz i don't know where to put it...coz putting it after hilarious is just strange.

My goosshhh i'm so tired. Ha. ha i swear i spend half my time on my blog saying i'm tired and sleepy. What an interesting blog.

Anywayyyyy byeeee :D

~heelorli

Refreshed

Mood: Normal :D

Okay i had a shower, so i'm feeling quite refreshed...which means this post might have a change of personality from the previous post. This time i actually have something important to say.

So for the past few days...being confined to the walls of my dwelling, i have come up with a few handy inventions that could possibly improve society's wellbeing.

Invention #1:

What?

A never ending tissue box.

Why?

To avoid the need to manually replace tissue boxes.

How?

A tunnel or chute is built into each house and all these chutes end up at one destination - the tissue filler. This system is much like a sink connected to the dam, where there is an "endless" supply.

Benefits:

• It relieves the community's stress by removing a chore from the list.
• It promotes equality for all since everyone uses the same tissues. This is a way to narrow the gap between the rich and poor and prevent discrimination through the use of tissues. E.g. Some use 3 ply tissues, which are obviously of a higher quality than 2 ply tissues. However, 3 ply are more expensive hence could suggest one's socioeconomic status.
• It provides assurance that there is an "endless" supply of tissues.
• It prevents deadly, contagious diseases such as influenza and the common cold from spreading, as those infected are not required to step out of their dwelling in order to purchase tissues.

Problems:

• It is extremely environmentally unfriendly - it encourages use of tissues, and in accordance with the notion of supply and demand, the number of handkerchief users will decrease while the number of tissue users will increase.
• It is extremely cost ineffective - the government would have to fund the manufacturing of these chutes for each and single household.
• A house probably has more than one tissue box, hence each household would then need more than one chute. Although it could be a solution to only limit one per house, it would be an unfair disadvantage for those with larger houses as they would have to walk further to that single tissue chute, and even if they decide to purchase tissue boxes - the traditional way, this would also be a disadvantage as they would be denied from receiving all the benefits of this system.
• Some may be allergic to the tissues issued (haha) through the chute.
• Malfunctioning of the chute will be a major issue and will require continual maintenance. However, this will create new employment opportunities.

Far out, i can't believed i just typed all that out. What a waste of time...but some consider-able points there! :D

Byee!

~heelorli

Risotto

Mood: Pissed off at the taste.com.au recipe for chicken and mushrom risotto

Okay so on Wednesday, i made an awesome baked mushroom risotto. It was my first time at making a risotto and it was pretty good i'd have to admit. So my mum told me to make another one today. I decided to make a mushroom and chicken risotto with spinach leaves and chives and shiz so i found a recipe for that...on www.taste.com.au. I bought all the ingredients this morning (after swimming which was the only exercise i've done in a week) including chicken breast fillets. Dude i really did not realise how expensive they are...$15 for two pieces...

I started cooking right, and the recipe said add 5 cups of chicken stock to the 2 cups of risotto. AND DUDE chicken/beef stock that huey uses is a freaking rip off!! That's why i didn't use it! :D Instead, use that beautiful, tasty, healthy chicken powder...it's waaay cheaper and you can use it so many more times...and it's space-saving too! :D It comes in a can instead of blocks of cartons that IS ALSO ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY! Dayum i should become a marketing woman..HAHAHA which reminds me of my razor that i was supposed to market to people at Eastwood station...that was embarrassing...i was fine selling it to Jess and Genie...heh...

So yeah. Towards the end, i stirred the pot of risotto and it was getting really non-creamy so i was like wtf is wrong with this risotto? And then i realised that the recipe is FARKING RETARDED. It's supposed to be 4 cups of stock to 2 cups you fricking idiots from www.taste.com.au...which is funny coz it was also the same website from which i got the more successful mushroom risotto recipe. Then i had to ponder and ponder...then i just couldn't be bothered to make it creamier so i served it...until AFTERWARDS, i researched and i added milk to it...and it actually did make it creamier :) yay!

Anyway, i just realised that someone could easily kidnap me from all the info i give on my blog. I've stated where i go on friday afternoons, what station i get off (above), probably what school i go to, who is in my family, when i go swimming and they could probably identify me by the wounds i have on my body. WHICH REMINDS ME. The Car Accident Bruise is still there. Although the scab did come off today! It was amazing stuff! It wasn't quite peeling coz the scab was already separated from the skin below it...except for a small section that was hanging by some normal, non-wounded skin. The pattern of the scab was pretty dayum cool. It had spots on it, which apparently was from the hairs on my leg. And that was from my stockings. If i didn't wear stockings, i probably wouldn't have gotten a wound...but back to the bruise. Right now, it's all different colours. There's yellow, blue, purple and grey! There's still a bump on the bone bit below the kneecap and it still kind of hurts but it's definitely getting better! :)

Talking about stockings...i remember clearly when i was in kindy, i was standing on the slope of a small hill on our bit(ch)umen playground. Suddenly the wind brushed past me, bringing me down on my knees, which then made a hole in my stockings. That was a really weird experience. I think i was probably leaning forward and the wind gave me extra force...which made me fall onto the bitchymen ground.

I actually had no idea what i was babbling on about just then coz i've been so separated from society...so i kinda can't wait till school starts again.

~heelorli

Productivity

Today would have to be the most productive day of the year...so far. There could possibly be more productive ones to come in the following week or two.

So what did i do that was so productive?

1. Woke up at 7:30

2. Had breakfast and watched an episode of arthur :D Haha it was about Binky being nice to everyone, but no one said thank you or show any sign of appreciation in return..so he was getting sad...until he had a dream and this wrestler dude, who i think was supposed to represent Uncle Sam, took him on a journey showing what the world would be like without Binky's kindness...and he also showed him Binky's mum...who always did nice things without any thank you's...and guess what Binky said in response? "She's supposed to...she's my mum!" that made me L to the O to the L. But it was quite touching coz the next morning, he poured her a cup of orange juice, set out nicely with a vase of flowers and a letter saying "Thank you"...EXCEPT the mum took it like it was a normal thing to do...but in reality, wouldn't you suspect something's going on...coz a random thank you letter on a random day is absolutely normal? But, i guess it's encouraging kids to do the same...after all, it's Arthur :)

3. Did some maths

4. I TOOK DOWN THE DRY CLOTHES AND HUNG THE LAUNDRY? That sounds weird...Put out the laundry? No wait, it's put out the garbage...hung up the laundry? Whatever...put the wet clothes from the washing machine onto the clothesline. Then when my brother woke up at like...what, 10:30 in the afternoon, i told him all the things i did when he was sound asleep...what did he say? "What a good housewife." ==" I was expecting a compliment mate.

5. I practised piano

6. I finished science notes

7. I started commerce notes

So I AM PROUD. LOL that reminds me of biggest loser 2 years ago...with that green team...dammit forgot their names...

ANYWAY, i realised that my posts are really pointless and mostly about me...how self-centred. So i finally have something not quite related to me...except for the fact that i thought of it...?

Some people say that humans are the most intelligent creatures on this planet...i beg to differ. LOL i don't know why, but that phrase annoys me. Okay, so basically we've been living on this earth for around a few thousand years...and it's really been in the past 2000 years that humans have developed and ascended out of savagery. haha. Especially with the industrial revolution, medical improvements and genetic fricking engineering. Times have really changed...but are we really that 'intelligent'? (rhetorical question). Sure we may have discovered new ways to modify genes to create the "perfect baby" and travel to outer space...but all this at the cost of the Earth? We've really been killing this planet with our carbon dioxide and shiz and although we've made all this technological stuff, future generations may not even be able to experience it coz the earth is so fricking screwed. Compare us to animals and even native peeps. They've been living here for 340293847025984729346746937823647826437407 years and they've kept the earth nice and awesome.....ACTUALLY i just realised that my argument may be invalid. Coz there might have been previous civilisations that were just like us...it's just that we don't have the instruments to measure all the way back...damn, that's freaky...what if 20389472093856205982047634782394827356 years ago, there was a civilisation even smarter than us...and they might've damaged the earth as well...but somehow, it recovered by itself and it's all just a cycle...wow.................

Well, dammit. I thought i was up to something fascinating and nerdy. Well anyway, i still want to say that we're not the most intelligent things coz we damage the earth in such a short period of time, compared to animals and native people who have lived here for so fricking long and the earth was fricking pristine.

Gotta make this day even more productive now! Have a fabulous holiday everybodayyy!!!

~heelorli

Car Accident

Mood: painful if that's a mood

I'm pretty pumped for lipsync tonighttt!! :D woooooooot to the woot man.

So today at recess, we were practising our act, bieberlicious ;P dayum. haha yeah, where we totally worship him and shiz. So we were in the gym practising with that awesome car that Marra tediously brought from home :D Okay wait, rewind a few hours. In the morning, before school, i was fully jumping on top of it and gliding around like a fricking beautiful superman.

So back to recess. Omesha was "learning" how to sit on top of the car and glide. Then Marthury goes "Watch Hilary, Hilary's good at it." So i proudly hop on and start gliding gracefully...until i feel myself tipping backwards and all within one second, i fall and hit my knee so farking loudly on the farking hardass floor and everyone just STOPS AND STARES...and laughs. So i think i literally curled up into a ball of embarrassment.

And now i have this swollen area just below the knee and it farking hurts when i kneel...coz i just kneel all day long...;)

SHIET MAN i think i just sniffed up a mosquito. ew that's indescribably gross.

Soooo anyways, i reckon i should start reading Lord of the Flies...which reminds me of the mosquito that is probably having fun in my nose. Haha just kidding, i got it out :D

Byeeeee

~heelorli

History is History

Mood: it's pretty damn gooooooood :D

Well hello again!!! Far out!!! I have a list of awesome songs i've been listening to lately...they're very ballady and freaking beautiful songs. What are they? I hear you inquisitively ask.

1. Realise - Colbie Caillat

2. Lucky - Colbie and Jason Mraz

3. I Never Told You - Colbie

4. Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield - i freaking used to love this song in year 6 and now i love it coz it reminds me of the hills which i watched in year 8-9

5. Playmate(?) i think it was... - Katie Herzig - haha i heard this on the target ad for kids...

Wow top 5...actually i think i've said this before, but like most of colbie's songs are wonderfully awesome!

So anyway...wow i hardly ever talk about music. Okay, yeah history is most definitely history!!! Coz i've finally finished history!!! OH what an historical moment! This can make the history books!! Hahahahah

AND i was talking about my brother about something.HOLY SHIZ I FULLY GOT BASHED TODAY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i typed "today" when the song said "today". Wait, one by one. Yeah i found a very ironic statement. I'm gonna add quotation marks so it looks all pro and shiz. Dammit it didn't work...so here it is:

Generalising generally leads to rumours.

HOW FREAKING IRONIC IS THAT?!?!??!?!?! :D My mind is filled with wordy games...

And so yeah, i got really bashed today...probably coz i was annoying him with my wordy/ nerdy jokes...like the one above :D WHAT?!? IM PROUD OF THEM AND MY PARENTS PROBABLY WON'T KNOW WHAT THE SHIZ I'M TALKING ABOUT COZ THEY'RE ASIAN.

I should probably do my SAIL. Oh fumbling fox i'm so screwed for SAIL. HAHHA i sounded like a flanders- person...fumbling fox.

Today i had a piano concert, and my nose started running, so i had to stop after a movement of Sonata to ask my teacher for a tissue. How awesome and professional.

I really don't have anything to say right today...that's why my post is so fragmented...aw man, that reminds me of T.S. Eliot...haha far out my life revolves around english...like yesterday when people were analysing Letters to Juliet and how Sophie's hair becomes curly when in the country-side, representing her carefree character, unlike her dead straight hair that is symbolic of her sophistication and routined lifestyle. That's what i'm guessing...i only watched the last bit where the problem in the plot is resolved. And all i could see was her boobs. haha they were quite big..............

Gotta SAIL brus,

Byee

~heelorli

AAAABBBBAAAABBBBBAAABBABABABBAB

Mood: happay bruders

Hello hello, i really didn't want to screw up my '100 posts' thing, but i guess we've got to move forward aye? That's why our eyes are where they are...i might've said this before actually...but my theory to prove that that is a stupid "encouragement" thing, is pretty logical. LOL i nearly typed logicol which is a tasteless butter for lowering cholesterol. Anyways, im posting. OH WAIT i've gotta explain my post name. LOL (post-name = after-name) haa.haa. So my usual thing is AAABBBAAAABBABBAABABBA so what is missing? The usual answer is "C". BUT I realised that people don't even see each other on blogs, so i changed it to....wait for it....."POST" LONG TIME NO POST. :D

BUT DUDDESS last night was freaking amazzzing....oh, last night ;) HAHA i make myself laugh too! I think everyone was drunk last night...it was awesome!! Or maybe it was the "black" thing ...like maybe everyone unconsciously considered it as a mask, to hide their "normal", everyday characters, and revealed the inner them. People are usually afraid to show the crazy side of themselves, and sometimes forget that they even have it. Wooow....that was deep shizz...

So anyways, i'm pretty much posting now, even though it's 10:55 pm, coz im waiting for my hair to dry. I knew i should've freaking taken a shower earlier. ==" AND ALSO i don't get what's happening tomorrow...there's the gala concert rehearsal right, but it says to bring books for period 1-4 coz the lessons will be shortened...BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO AREN'T GOING TO THE REHEARSAL????????? Are they just gonna do the shortened periods and have free time for the rest of the day??? Totarrry unfair bru.

BRU. That reminds me. It's my bruder's last week of school this week. I'm gonna miss it!!! :( It being him going to school??? That sounds quite strange. I'm gonna miss him going to school??? HAHA But yeah, no more posts about him making me late coz i wake him up at 7:15, but he continues sleeping till he wakes up at 7:30, washes his hair, dries his hair (which looks exactly the same as when he woke up) irons his uniform on the freaking morning...no more packing his stupid lunch and rushing out the door, JUST making the express. :( :( :( Awww this is gonna be sad. Shiz i'm starting to cry. PFFT no. Can't believe you just believed that. You're stupid. LOL I'm going insane.

I'll cherish this whole week to the max bru. AND EVERYBODY WHO HAS A GUY IN YR 12 BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF THIS WEEK!!! THIS INCLUDES CR GUY, FAT GUY, BIG EYES, NZ GUY, PIERCING GUY, HOT GUY, COOL GUY, WARM GUY.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 4 years of accumulating all these guys will vanish after this week. :(

BUT NO. WE'VE GOT TO MOVE FORWARD. I guess this is the theme of my post today. Move forward. Dude i just realised i forgot to explain my "eyes where they are" thing. Okay, so ah duh you've got to move forward coz your eyes are there...it's hard to explain...like your "forward" would be your back, if your eyes were at the back of your head. Then that wouldn't be the back. That would be forward. Get my flow bro?

Anyways, i think my hair's far from being dry. I'm kinda tired. No i'm not actually. I just feel the urge to sleep now or else i'll be tired tomorrow. Kind of. Actually yeah, when i sleep late, i get tired, but when i get up early (early being 6 am), i don't get that tired...i just get super tired in the afternoon...specifically from 4:30 - 6 pm. IT'S SO WEIRD. IT'S EXACTLY 6 when i stop being tired. My biological clock is so...so well synchronised with the real time.

Dammit, i was planning to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians...totally forgot. =="

Byeeee

~heelorli

WoW, you suck

mood: brilliant

CONGRATULATIONS HILARY CHAN, FOR FINALLY REACHING YOUR 100TH POST! This is probably gonna be my last one..........til another month coz im quitting all social networking sites until all the assignments and shizz are done. I also want to say a mass, mega HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all those August people, although i know it's more meaningful to say it individually.

I have so much to say!!!! and so much to do!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR

So i just watched miss universe right, and i thought guatemala was really facially pretty...coz i mean all of their bodies were hot as...except for the super skinny one...i forgot which one that was...like it was awesome, but you could see her ribs...which made it less awesome. Australia won miss congeniality!!! I was actually quite proud of her and she seemed quite cute and humble. BUT i reckon Thailand should've been somewhere in that top 5...she was freaking super beautiful, winning miss photogenic and national costume. Best asian yet...haha. And Philippines was pretty pretty too...actually wth, it's miss universe, everyone's pretty. EXCEPT there was this thing on the news where 9 Hong Kong people were killed by a Filo guy gunning those HK tourists down or something...which made me not like Philippines as much as i probably would've if i hadn't heard the story. ALSO Jamaica looked like Beyonce!!! Haha.

Nevertheless, Mexico WAS very pretty...although her answer wasn't that great....okay what the hell, i'm like giving the whole show a review now.

ANYWAYS, that target song for the welovekids was stuck in my head...i love that song. Yeah. Cool story.

SO TODAY, i committed a huge sin. I took away Jess and Debbie's chance of getting a job at the library. How? I started talking to them, and laughing in front of the librarian woman, who then told us that we were forbidden to talk where we were talking coz we were "noisy" and that she "couldn't hear the customer" and that we should "go outside and talk". The irony is, though, that we were planning what to say to her. ==" so VERY SORRY for making you guys unemployed.

But dear stupid librarian, you should go get........na, it's my fault, it is a library after all.

This post is very fragmented, demonstrating my very disconnected, monotonous life...how everyday is simply a daily routine, wake up at 7, go to school, come home, homework, dinner and sleep. There is just no unity...all these random ideas have no links with each other, which, like "Rhapsody on a Windy Night" portray....yeah, no i can't be bothered anymore.

So the heading, right. Today, after school, after the library incident, i walked back to the station to meet my brother. We were then told by our mother to walk home together...so we did. We were walking away from the centre of Eastwood, into the quieter streets. Suddenly, he starts walking super fast, and the very slow me, with a laptop and two jap books, and a screwed up equilibrium runs to catch up to him. After a few moments of catching my breath, i ask why he's walking so fast. His reply? "I want to go home and play WoW NOW!" (WoW being World of Warcraft) ==" The story doesn't end there. He's so desperate to play WoW that he even holds my jap books and laptop for the rest of the journey so that i can walk faster with him. HAHAH actually, i guess WoW doesn't suck anymore! :D

ALSO THE JAPANESE STUDENT TEACHER!!!!! Shizzle he's pretty dayum awesome!!! Okay disclaimer - the following descriptions are not intended to defame him in any shape of form.

So today, when we walked into the Jap room, we saw the dude sitting on the chair. End of story. LOL no. So i was thinking "Ah, so he's the jap student teacher that they were talking about...hey, not bad. (facially)" Then Gina and i go and sit in our seats. Mrs. Roberts asks him to give a self-introduction, so he stands up and starts talking. "I'm kd;dshf;oinklveh;ifjskfj sensei and i come from kenlkdjsf;lkdsjkljgawa" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA his eyes definitely show his enthusiasm!!! His eyes opened like FULLY wide whenever he told something about himself to us. My description is currently making it not funny..but at the time, it was the most hilarious thing ever!!!! And to make things worse, we couldn't laugh out loud (HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS LITERALLY A LOL!!!) So we couldn't LOL since it would be kinda...um...RUDE to laugh at someone's self-introduction. So i was biting my lip...which is always a terrible idea after the laughing phase, while Debbie was biting her finger. hahaha i guess these laughing phases are like growing teeth all over again. THEN Michelle asked him how old he was. Before he could say anything Juri said "29!!!!" and then the dude was like "YES! How do you know?!?!" Juri: "My brain's magical!" HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AND THEN THE GUY DOES THIS FEMININE HAND GESTURE SAYING "Magic!" in his Japanese accented- English!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA that was the funniest shiz ever!!! Like that would go on my top 15 funniest things ever!

Actually, i don't keep track of my funniest things.

SO THAT WAS MY DAY! And to end my last post until next month, GOOD LUCK WITH ASSIGNMENTS, EXAMS, FORMAL-ASKING, FORMAL-DRESS-PICKING, DIETS (not that im encouraging them....of course haha), JOB INTERVIEWS (make sure i'm not there when you do yours coz i'll be sure to screw it up...which reminds me, i got my work experience!!! Yay) AND JUST HAVE A GOOD EDUCATION AND SOCIAL LIFE AND JUST....HAVE AN AWESOME LIFE!!!!

lol thats cute

What's also cute is the Target song...this was the song i was talking about before...sorry i can't be bothered to upload vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8vgHCY2eUs&feature=related

enjoy!

WHICH REMINDS ME. Today, language is getting shortened soooo much! Like "Can't be bothered". It then evolved to cbb. And now ceebs. I know it's cool and shizz, but like WOW in the next few years, we won't even be talking anymore coz the words have been shortened to silence!!! But it still sounds cool...lol we're like developing a new language...HAHAHHAHA imagine an English dude in the 1900s saying "I ceebs to do this shiz" well i think it's funny.

~heelorli

Hungry Hungry Hilary

Mood: hungry.

Wow. I was so hungry that i fell asleep. I feel so weak...and tired...and cold...and empty. Man, i think im going insane.

So anyways, today was pretty eventful...i think this is becoming more of a weekly child-abuse journal. Today after school...after the period of anarchy at the station, i walked to EWP for the weekly volunteer work. So i was walking near the atms, and this woman and her daughter were standing around half a metre away from the people lining up for the atm. I then thought that i'd be awesome and skinny enough to walk between the people lining up for the atm and the woman with her primary school kid....and so i SQUEEZED between them. Not only was i too horizontal, but the little primary school girl's hat (it was one of those round hats with a hard board-like thing around it, and the string around the chin etc...) hit my laptop case. So then, i was like "sorry sorry sorry!!!" and the little girl was like "sorry!!!!!!" BUT THEN THE WOMAN STARTED FULLY GLARING AT ME. Like nuu juke bruu it was scary shizz...i think it was coz when the hat hit my laptop case, she thought i bashed the case on her head or some shizz.

Okay, moving on. I continued to walk to EWP...along the left-hand side of Rowe Street. After passing the internet cafe, which is usually the scary part coz all the gnagsters and no-lifes who spend their whole fricking life playing Dota or WoW or some other lame game (use of rhyme to emphasise the lameness)...except counterstrike, hang out. Just realised that was a really long sentence...and the "hang out" part didn't fit in. Well yeah, that's where all the gangsters hang out after their long sessions of killing mystical creatures and finding stupid leather boots to wear. So anyways, moving forward, i was relieved to pass that area...until i walked towards the shanghai restaurant. Sitting on the steps were four bogan gangster guys, and when i was walking towards them, they, thinking that i couldn't hear, were like "Hey guys (talking to his mates), check this out." So i was prepared for something to happen to me. Worst case scenario, they'd get a knife and stick it in my chest. Thank goodness, all they said to me was "Heyyy, what're you doing?" Then the awesome me ignored them...and as i was crossing the road, i looked back (not at them, which was what they thought, but looking to check if there were any cars, they said "Excuse moii!!"

Gosh, they are so stewwwwwwwwwwwwbut. They screwed up their plan by saying "Check this out guys", so sorry mate, y'ain't pickin' up any chicks loike that!

AFTER THAT, i walked to EWP...safely. :D Today, i decided to help out with the craft, where they were making tambourines with a foil pie case thingo, string and bells. When i got there, the supervisor was like "Make sure each person gets no more than 5 bells" so i was like "okay."

THEN this girl asked me to finish a tambourine for her...so being the push-over helper, i agreed. There were four bells on there already, but there was this huge gap between a gold bell and a silver bell. SO i decided to put another gold bell and a silver bell on to fill the gap and make the bells alternate in colour. After doing that, i gave it back the girl...and the nosey girl sitting next to her was like "HEYYY WHY DO YOU HAVE 6 BELLS??" and then she said to me "YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE 5 BELLS!!! MORGAN (the supervisor) TOLD YOU THAT EACH PERSON WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE 5 BELLS!!!" Then the other kids joined in, raging at me, "YEAHH MORGAN TOLD YOU THAT NO ONE CAN HAVE MORE THAN 5 BELLS!!!!!!!"

And so i got fully owned. ==" It was embarrassing and annoying...like kids, big deal if someone gets one more bell...==" But then that was the end of it...thank gooooodness!!

So yeah, im starving now with a shiatload of work to do. :(

Goodbye

~heelorli

The Pantry

Mood: regretful

Brothers. Sisters. Mums and daddies. Two things i need to say.

Short, abrupt sentences used right there to create tension...WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT! Hence, as i may have stated to some people before, word choice is not actual word choice...it's word writing-coincidentally-is-a-technique.

So let's rewind to yesterday. Yesterday, i was a bored, bored girl. So i decided to make a loaf of banana bread...and it goes something along these lines.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall (about 1 metre high).

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings, horses and all the kings' men (me)

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

WHAT IN THE FREAKING WORLD MADE HUMPTY THINK THAT IT WOULD BE AWESOME TO FALL OFF A FRICKING WALL??? AND OBVIOUSLY THE KINGS AND HORSES AND SHIZZ WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PUT FRICKING HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN...ITS A FRICKING EGG. Honestly, there's no moral behind the nursery rhyme. Except for "don't put your eggs on a wall"...WHICH IS EGGSACTLY what i did. And that humpty dumpty story was EGGSACTLY what happened to my egg. So i was creaming the butter and sugar right, and i saw something in the corner of my eye fall...but i thought it was a container or something, so i was like "Whatevs bruder, i'll like totes pick that up laterrzzz". Then my mum came into the kitchen and said "What is that?", whilst pointing (suggesting that i should probably take a look and then clean it up). So i walked around the bench, and to my horror, it was a broken/ cracked/ spilt egg on the stupid ground. So then i had to clean it up.

Great story. Thought I'd like to share it with all my bros.

So the next story...today.

I have seriously been eating too much. Like nuu juuke bruu! Today, I've probably cleaned up the whole pantry...and that's almost not a hyperbole. So just to define my "too much". From breakfast till after dinner.

Breakfast: fried rice (extras whilst making my lunch)

Recess: celery sticks and cashew nuts (coz i was trying to be healthy, esp. before going to the gym...since i had an aim to become fit an healthy...unfortunately, that aim crumbled into pieces after school...but continuing on...)

Lunch: Fried rice

AFTER SCHOOL:

• 4 x 5cm x 5cm sultana buns
• handful of honey soy chicken chips
• handful of cashew nuts
• a stalk of celery (to "balance" it out)
• 2 x egg custard tarts

Dinner: the norm - rice and other stuff.

Dessert: One cup of cookies and cream ice cream, orange and apple pieces...hopefully the orange + ice-cream won't make my stomach go retarded....

SO YEAH. SORRY MARCELLA IF I CAN'T FIT INTO A DRESS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY! :( Or i could just get the award for miss obese.

~heelorli

Firsts

Mood: gooooooood

Helloooo!!! Today, was a wonderful day... SAIL was maths, science was modifying genes, maths was eating, english was just plain boring...until.................

~dreamy thing with the twinkling music~

So they say everything has a first. Haha it's weird how it's always "they"... i know people have questioned this before, but who exactly is "they"??? Hmmmm......So yeah, today, i asked a guy out. I asked if he wanted to go out to the movies with me with all sincerity...and how does he answer me? "Na, i don't like movies." ==" But then it was slightly strange...considering i was 4 years older than him. Ahhhhh....EWP kids...i love youse...man, their dares are pretty damn good. AND FREAAAAKINGUUU HELL. I was hanging out with another girl right, so usually we're on the grass area playing soccer, but today, i don't know why, they weren't playing on the grass area so we had to hang in front of the centre which is really quite dirty coz there're like squashed pieces of lasagna and meat and...food. AND CRAP today, i found this lump of browny-grey thing on the floor. When i walked past, i took a glance and did a double take. I actually thought it was a piece of pumice...that really light rock thing that's found in volcanic areas...yeah i only remember coz Mr. Re showed us and i was in awe to discover how light it was. So then i took a closer look. It was the farrrking gross-est, revolting, vomit-worthy thing i'd ever seen. It's even worse than that net-looking thing in the swimming pool, only to realise it was hair and dust after i put my fingers through it. Or it was even worse than finding poo in the swimming pool. It was this scrunched up brown paper bag with squashed food that was covered in vomit or something...freaking hell, even thinking back makes me want to chuck everything back up...is that even a saying? Chucking stuff up??

Ummmm so yeah, after truth or dare ==" we played tips. So on quite a few occasions, i was in...and a few, i wasn't. Well one of the times i was in, there was this stupid lump on the ground with that stupid hopscotch/snake crap painted on it ON THE LUMP. I was 'in' so i saw a 'non-in' person and decided to chase them. I leaned onto my right foot to take off to run. It just so happened that my right foot was on the slope of that lump with the hopscotch shizz on. My freaking foot then slipped, but no. I didn't fall down. I tried to balance myself, and so my arms were out and my feet were fully apart and my body leaned FULLY to my left. It was the most embarrassing shizz ever. I probably looked like a fricking stupid retarded retard trying to imitate the matrix or some shizz....not that i've seen the matrix. I think i would've rather fallen on the ground coz my position was dayum awkward. That's not it though.

So we decided that the tree was bar. This time, i wasn't in. One of the yr 2-4? kids thought that it would be funny to guard me, since people are only allowed to be on bar for like 10 secs or some crap. She started counting, which made me decide to get off bar. So i got off and then straight after, i went back onto bar. She was following me, so then i began to maneuver myself around to the other side of the tree. What i didn't realise, was that there was a massive branch sticking out on the side on the tree. So as i was concentrating on the kid who was trying to get me, i fricking smashed my head onto that fat-ass branch. Then the kid tipped me and i was in. =="

What a wonderful day.

~heelorli

John Poulos

HOT DAYUM, i just looked up John Poulos on fb, as i said i would in my previous post, and dayum i found this fully ripped guy, who's Italian? but lives in Greece? But his name sounds Greek........hmmm.....wait no, yeah he should be Greek coz i think all Italian words end in a vowel? Haahaa.

But shizz, in his info. box, he's like "...I'm waiting 4 U babe..." and he's in an "open relationship" ;) Frick and he works in a massage studio!!!! WOW. Who knew Japanese textbooks could be so awesome hahahahhahhahaah

Here's the pic:

I guess this is what they mean by "once it's on the net, it's out there in the public" and that people can reproduce as many times as they want...even if they delete, coz it's on my blog now...and talk about cyber stalking :D Man, cybershorts is awesome.

~heelorli

I think i have time...so i'll do a post now

mood: happay

YEEEEESS tomorrow is excursion. NUUU it's shakespeare. Far out, i don't know if the teachers realise, but half...if not, most of us really aren't that amused/interested/ excited/ fascinated...yeah i've run outta words...already. I COULD'VE used the thesaurus, but it's 10:21 pm and can i really be bothered? I think not. OMFRICKING GAWSSH BRUUSS i played the fricking worst game of monopoly yesterday. So peeps came over to my place (LOL that reminds me of Bindi Irwin's thing - come over to my place i'll show you around...something something where babies are found...and then something something...my daddy something...and then they had to change it coz Stevo passed away...) and then we decided to play monopoly. So i was the awesome banker and the shoe (in the Australian edition)! Not that that's relevant to what im about to say. Okay, so i had to go last coz we just went in an anti-clockwise direction....now that i think about it, it also went from youngest to oldest. So basically, by the time it was my turn, everyone had already bought a property on the first street...including Smith Street...which we concluded from another time, was probably in Blacktown or something because it only costed $60 and rent was only $4.......oops...sorry if i offended anyone who loves Blacktown. But don't worry, Todd Street is cheaper...i think rent is like $2. Literally. Umm...okay, i can't be bothered to type out all the details of the game...OMG but one thing i have to mention...seriously, everytime there's a huge amount of money in the middle from taxes and shizz, someone gets it right, and they rejoice and shiz, but then it comes to my turn. I FREAKING LAND ON FREE PARKING AND I GET FREAKING NOTHING. N-O-T-H-I-N-G. Now that's annoying.

Ermm....so yeah, then i...okay, gosh i really don't know where i am.........OH RIGHT i buy Flinders Way, which is like the second most expensive one...hoping to also get Kings Avenue, the most expensive one. Now everyone knows i wanted that property....but obviously, there's no mercy in monopoly...i mean, they said at the beginning of the game, that if you want to trade properties so that you can own the whole suburb? so that you can build a house, you have to pay like $3000. So then my friend lands on it....BUT THANK GOOODNESS she didn't have enough money. So i was like jumping for joy. THEN she lands on free parking and got that $1500 ==" Yeah then she landed again and she bought it and i got annoyed and from then on, i just went downhill. I only ended up having four properties...compared to the others who had like 8? Just coz i kept going to jail...and my friends play by the rules of missing 3 go's if you're in jail, so that took like forevs bru....i think i just built up suspense for nothing...

Anyways, I'm doing my Jap assignment...IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!! Duds, i just found out how to scan a document (which is a form) and FILL IT OUT ON THE COMP...NOT ONLY IN ENGLISH, BUT ALSO IN JAPANESEEEEEE!!! WOOOOOOOO GO ME! LOL im just looking at the example now...it says they're 16 years old...but in the photo, they look like they're 30. Gosh, i don't understand why old peeps don't like admitting their age...i think it's awesome if you're 30...just fricking embrace it bruzz...you're only 30 once...no need to say you're 16. And even if you do, your face just fricking gives it away. Honest up John Poulos who lives in 37 Scott Street, Essendon, Victoria, Australia 3040 and went to Barkley Park High School....dude I'm gonna go look this person up on fb right now.

Gosh, half my post was about me playing monopoly...how interesting. Sorry for wasting however long you take to read it. But more importantly, sorry to myself for wasting 20 minutes to type this up...i could've actually been finishing filling out the form for my japanese assignment. Stupid me.

Byeee :D heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeee

~heelorli

Yo broz

Mood: quite happy actually.

The stupidest thing teachers can possibly do? Leave the whole class on their laptops...expecting them to work. Like srsly...i really don't think anyone atm is working. From where i'm sitting, the people next to me are blogging, youtubing, hotmailing, watching movies/dramas AND we're supposed to listen to Obama/KRudd's speech, which is even more stupid, coz that means that people have to use their earphones...which is a fricking invitation to listen to music or youtube or drama dammit. Not that i'm pissed or anything!

LOL wow i'm like srsly super updating everyone...okay so what happened just less than 1 minutes ago:
Celine: do you want to listen to Obama now?
Gloria: what's Obama?

HAHHAHAHAH i thought that was quite funny...and so did the peeps beside me. :D

So anyways, today was a fun day. Okay, no back to the topic, i'm looking around the room right now, and funny observation - people with earphones in their ears are laughing...which is a clear sign that they're watching a movie or whatevs. Coz honestly, i don't think Obama OR KRudd's speech was that funny.....................................................

I just got a hole on my stockings this morning. Just thought everyone had to know that. But i'm glad it's on these stockings...coz i've already got a ladder on the back...so i can almost chuck these if i get another rip in them...which will be quite coincidental...OR IS IT??? if that is a comprehendable joke...? LOL im in english...i need to use some vocab!

Okeeez bruh, time to go...in 7 mins...but i can't be bodered to type more...DAMMIT when i get home i have to practice piani...(lol it's from the simpsons...) Dayum i use to really like the Simpsons...they were a funny bunch. I think I've seen almost every single Simpsons episode from the old seasons...it's quite cool how you can actually understand the contents of each ep compared to when you were a stupid lil kid and only watched it for the cartoon.

I also had something else to say...but i forgot. So i won't say it. And 5 more mins till the bell. Ohh i've got EPW today...yeah it stands for Eastwood Public School...just trying to be cool. The kids are sometimes really bossy...they totally boss over me. AHHH EVERYONE'S PACKING UP!!! I NEED TO PACK UP NOW...BYE! lol Obama's still talking from Celine's laptop!!! haahaahhahha

okay, srsly, BYE.

~heelorli

In the Night Garden 2

Mood: SUPER HAPPY!!!!!

Why am i super happy i hear you ask...well, tomorrow is macquarie uni day!!! YAYYY!!! Finally something different to school...apart from today...today was really weird. I really felt like i was in the 60s and like fully weird...yeah just weird.

BUT that's not the main reason why i'm so happy! So today, i was watching ABC 2, when M*A*S*H, 10 news and i think million dollar hot seat?? (or was it antiques roadshow...no, antiques roadshow comes on when 7 news comes on...right?) Oh and i also watched a bit of Hindi news...it sounds reallyyyy cool!!! AND I CAN'T FREAKING WAIT FOR THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES IN OCTOBER!!!! And coincidentally, "How to be Indie" was on...ha.ha. But the highlight of my t.v. watching career HAS to be "In the Night Garden" on ABC 2...Far out, the storyline is like boring as shizz coz i have no idea what is going on but the characters are sooo FREAKING cute!!! It's so cute that my saliva production rate increases...like you know that feeling you get when you see something super cute...like maybe a baby panda rolling around or something? Well times that feeling by 349 and you'll get this awesome sensation.......this doesn't sound wrong at all................well yeah, if you haven't felt that awesome sensation...i'm gonna diagnose that sensation...coz i don't think anyone else has. I'm gonna call it..."Night Garden Syndrome" So if you haven't felt the NGS yet, I DON'T THINK YOU'VE SEEN SOMETHING CUTE ENOUGH TO ACQUIRE IT. Hence if you want to experience this NGS, log on to www.NGS.org.au....LOL no, don't i'm scared it might be a porn site...actually why would 'org' be a porn site...or it could be like a porn site hotline...for those who need help. Why the hell am i talking about this...??? Okay, just watch In the Night Garden AT LEAST ONCE!!! and don't watch it on youtube, coz it doesn't feel the same as watching it clearly on tv. HAHAHAH Far out i love the way Iggle Piggle gets confused when the ball comes, and decides to walk over to the tree and puts his cute little red blanket down, and then plays with Upsy Daisy...WHICH REMINDS ME.

DON'T THINK THIS IS ALL KIDDY STUFF. The episode i watched today showed Iggle Piggly and Upsy Daisy KISSING ON THE LIPS!!!!!! WTH are they teaching young kids these days????!?!? Which also reminds me of the fb group which is quite appropriate for this discussion "cooties still exist...they're just called STDs" HAHAHAH that was quite clever!

And to prove how cute these little characters are, i will paste some pics...AND FRICK, i love the way they talk!!! AND the way some characters' asses stick out...:D HHAHAHAHHAHAH

it's iggle piggle!!! and his red blanket :D

Upsy Daisy - Iggle Piggle's girlfriend...dunno why she comes in two colours...maybe trying to be multicultural?

Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy having fun...;)

tombliboos - the cutest sounding things EVER!

Makka Pakka - Iggle Piggle's best friend

the whole crew!!

And if this isn't cute enough for you, check out their voices...they'll make you freaking squeal!!! Coz it did for me...lol like no shizz bro, listen to them and you'll see why you'll contract NGS :D Have fun!

although i know no one will go listen to their voices...=="

~heelorli

ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

mood: have no frickin mood coz i'm fricking freaked.

Okay, I'll tell you a bad combination. Watching 'When a Stranger Calls' and staying at home all alone, the following night. Shouldn't forget to add...a WINDY night. FAR OUT. Just then, as i was watching nine news, i heard this bang...kinda like something falling over? from outside, and my heart just increased its pace by like 234895 times. So i decided to move out of that area...in case it really was a murderer or some shizzle, to do a crossword from my MX newspaper. Then i heard that bang again. FREAKY OR WHAT?????!?!?!?!?!! so if i don't come to school on tuesday...you know.

AWWW man i just heard this crack. :( :( :( dammit i wish i didnt watch that stupid movie last night. I'm hoping it's just the wind.............:( but if it really is a murderer...should i defend, or act dead? coz if i act dead, he won't hurt me...coz i'm already dead.......but why would he want to kill me? Okay, that's it, i'll fight back. Gotta put that fighting with my broder to some good use!

Gonna watch some HIMYM now....:\

With an unstable state of mind...bye :(

AHHHHHHHHHHH DAMMIT I WISH SOMEONE WAS HERE WITH ME...NO, NOT SUGGESTING ANYONE IN PARTICULAR....JUST ANY FREAKING PERSON!!!! EXCEPT FOR THE MURDERER!!!!!!!! AND PROBABLY SOME GRUDGE...NOT THAT IT IS A PERSON...OR PROBABLY A PSYCHOPATH...WHICH IS BASICALLY A MURDERER THAT HASN'T TAKEN ACTION...YET.

SHET. OKAY, I'M SCARING MYSELF.

~heelorli

NADAL FUR REAL BRODERS

http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/photo/127/306/5/picture.html#1272996

CHECK. IT. OUT. BROTHERS. IT'S NADAL FUR REAL!!!

UNLIKE NADAL LOOK ALIKE - RAMOS...HAHAHHA

Waka Waka - This Time for Africa!!!!!!! YAY!!!

mood: wow like not tired at all...>__>

Last night was freaking awesome!! World cup 2010 brothers!!! Unfortunately, it's finished, but dayum that was the highlight of my year so far!!! haha i've only had 2 hrs sleep today, after staying up all night for the game...first time i pulled an all-nighter! :D

So anyways, a few weeks ago, i watched this video where Shakira was interviewed, and she is really nice! Like smart and nice and awesome!!! She joined one goal (so did ronaldo ;) and she seems really intelligent coz she was explaining why she believes that education is important for all and how it's a birth right and shizz...and yeah she is like amazingly kind, pretty and dayum her belly dancing is like...wow! And she's Columbian...if that makes a difference. But i guess she would be called an actual "beautiful" person...awwwwww

And she was like "I don't want the World Cup to end!!" *laughing a really nice laugh* (wow we have so much in common!) and her voice is really smooth and soothing to the ears...DAMN her laugh is seriously nice...and she was saying how she grew up in a harsh environment, how not everyone had access to quality education, and so she has joined one goal to enforce this right on the political level. WOW.

Mmmmmmmmm.................. i'm so sad that the world cup's ended :( can't believe how quickly that 5 weeks had passed..........that was so much fun dammit...i remember the last time i watched a FIFA finals was in year 2...when my whole family stayed up all night in the living room, which was set up like camp, to watch it, and i had no clue about what was going on...and 8 years later, same thing...except i've ditched my family for friends :) awww wow...how fast time flies...and then in another 4 years, when the WC will be in Brazil, which is also when we will go and see the World cup LIVE HAH HAH, we will be in 2nd year uni!! If i survive first year, that is.

And then in another 4 years, we'll possibly be out of uni and into the workforce...except for those doctors-to-be...who will still be in uni...AND THEN another 4 years, or within those 4 years, we'll possibly be getting married and having children...except for those doctors who will need further studies to specialise in an area...HAHA JKS hopefully still get married and have children and go to the world cup together...AWWWWWW that sounds so nice!!!! :D

I can't wait for the future...but for now, I will live the now?????? HAHA trying to think of a touching quote.

GOING TO WATCH HIMYM SEASON 5 WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE READING BOOK THIEF...I BET YOU'RE THINKING "OOOH REBEL" IN THAT SARCASTIC TONE. NO. I SIMPLY CANNOT HELP MYSELF. MY EYES AND BRAIN WANT MORE...SOME HORMONE IN MY BRAIN IS CONTROLLING MY ACTIONS AND IT'S NOT LETTING ME PICK UP THAT BOOK. FAR OUT. It really is kinda annoying...for example, on Thursday, i swore to myself i would read half of the Book Thief and finish it by the end of this week (the Saturday), and so i kept looking at the book that was lying, isolated on the table. So i thought, okay, i'll read it after i practise piano. After my piano practice, i think to myself "I think i need a break" so i watch t.v. Then i have lunch. Then i think "okay, i better start reading now. but before that, i should clean up my room." So i go and clean up my room. After my room-cleaning session, i think "I need a break." So i go take another fricking break. During that break, i go and watch HIMYM..........for the whole fricking night. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and so there goes my productive day. AND i CANNOT work after dinner coz my brain is totally switched off then...well a little after dinner...but i say to myself that i need a break after dinner for the food to be digested properly. =="

GOOD BYE, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN (?) GOODBYE!!!!

~heelorli

Winter Cleaning

Mood: quite satisfied

Hello hello hello...first post for the holidays...HOW ARE WE ALL FEELING??? Good? That's awesome! So we'll begin with some jokes. Very punny jokes ;P

Okay, so this occurrence happened on Friday, otherwise known as the last day of school. And i reckon this 'joke' is by far the funniest, most intelligent joke. Haha yes, intelligent!

So i was filling out the sheets for people signing up for 40 hr famine:

Maansi: How many have you filled out?

....wait for it......

Me: SHEETLOADS!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA dayum that fits in well!

So moving on, Saturday was a super busy day.

8:00 - 9:00 schwimmen

2:15 - 4:00(?) piano concert

4:00 - 11:00(?) party at my house...so basically i was late to my own party...?

but yeah, busiest day i've had this month...which has only just begun...and we shall wait for more and more things to unfold...wooooooow.

So moving on again, gosh, we're moving quite fast. Yesterday, i went to Bunnings. Yes, the wonderful Bunnings Warehouse - lowest prices are just the beginning *da dum dum* And we bought paint. Why did i buy paint, i hear you ask. Well since it's holidays, i decided that i wanted to do something useful...so i decided to paint the window frames!!! Yay!! I was planning to do some gardening too....coz we have this patch of stupid grass/weed and it's srsly impossible to do anything with it. Like i pull out all the weeds one day and the next day, this little fricking strand of grass just pops out and decides to explore the wonderful world we have. CAN'T YOU JUST STAY THERE AND LIVE UNDERNEATH THE SOIL???? It's pretty damn interesting...with the worms and shizz. Like dude, it really is annoying. It takes, what, 3 hours of hard labour, where my blood and sweat fertilises the soft, dry, retarded soil, to pull all the weed and grass out and it easily takes less than half a day for the weed and grass to realise that under the soil is not good enough...and decides to take on the challenge to discover new things. Normally this would be a pretty wise motto for all to learn from...but here's another fricking motto - stick to the status quo!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! So i've half given up on that patch of soil...i've already pulled it out three times...so that's 9 hours wasted on pulling out weeds and grass. I was originally planning to plant some lovely, colourful petunias........hibiscus, roses, daisies..no, wait they're weeds right??? lavender, basil, mint, carrots, rosemary, celery, potatoes, beetroot, fennel...no. Actually i did want to plant petunias, coz we actually bought petunia seeds but never got around planting them...and the weeds grew back before we knew it anyway.

So yeah......Bunnings. Oh the window painting was quite tedious coz i had to scrape the previous paint off and then paint over it...and now im waiting to do the second coat. But the scraping bit got really messy...(HAHA MESSI) and then i had to vacuum the area around it...which led to me vacuuming the whole house...and then i thought might as well mop the floor...so basically i did this whole house cleaning thing yesterday...it was quite satisfying actually....and yeah...my mum was quite shocked.

But the important thing is that my house now smells like paaaaintttt!!! :D yay okay i gotta eat some food...at 10:34....pm.....coz i didn't have dinner coz my dad went to hk...and now our house is under a state of anarchy...HAHA :D

BYEEEEEE

~heelorli

Short Post

Mood: delighted

BROTHERS, SISTERS, MUMS AND DADDYS, YOU HAVEN'T HAD THE BEST SWEET UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN ROYAL!

It is the fricking best biscuit/marshmallow thing in the world. It even beats tim tams!!! BRODERS!!! Okay, so its a small, roundish structure, externally covered in chocolate. A thin, mouth-watering layer of Arnott's chocolate. Once you dig your teeth into this small, simple-looking structure, you'll be able to feel the soft, pink marshmallow slowly melting in your mouth, tingling your stimulated (?) tastebuds. However, that's not it. Unlike the Wagon Wheels(which has vastly decreased in size over the years) these Arnott's Royal sweets have a layer of strawberry jam! The delectable jam is in perfection proportion to the marshmallow, chocolate....and BISCUIT. The whole object is cleverly designed so that the marshmallow and jam are both supported by a beautiful layer of shortbread biscuit. Together, these portions create an amazing artwork for your mouth to.....WHATEVER, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FINISH THIS. BUT DAYUM IT'S FRICKING DELICIOUS!!!!!! It's even better than the Tim Tams...its even a better creation than Pods...hence the Pyramids of Giza...but it will never be a better creation than Ronaldo to the eyes. NEVERTHELESS, IT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

Far out, it's srsly yum. No, better than yum. YOOOOOM. That's right, yooooom is the new word for an enhanced yum.

I was gonna say something else....which made me think of writing this 'short post'...but i forgot...

ALSO, EVEN THOUGH I GOT PISSED AT RONALDO THIS MORNING COZ HE JUST SAT THERE AND MOPED WHEN HE GOT KNOCKED OVER, AND A FREE KICK WASN'T GIVEN TO HIM...HIS HOTNESS COMPENSATES FOR EVERYTHING!!!!! YAYYY GOO RONALDOOO!!! AND ALSO SINCE PORTUGAL ARE OUT OF THE COMP. NOW, I GO FOR ARGENTINAAAA!!! ONLY BECAUSE WHEN I USED TO PLAY PS2 SOME SOCCER GAME WITH MY BROTHER, I ALWAYS CHOSE BRAZIL...WHICH GAVE HIM A TOTALLY UNFAIR ADVANTAGE...AND NOW I BELIEVE THAT BRAZIL HAS HAD ENOUGH, AND I NOW GO FOR ARGENTINA!!! EVEN THOUGH I THINK MY ARGUMENT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL...GOOOO ARGENTINAAAA!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

~heelorli